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BOOOOOOOO!!!! *proceeds to throw D Size batteries*

I thought you weren't from Philly? :P

[Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008

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BOOOOOOOO!!!! *proceeds to throw D Size batteries*

I thought you weren't from Philly? :P

I was thinking similarly. The first thing that came to mind was J. D. Drew, whom my brother threw a 9-volt at :D . On a later occasion, my brother told J.D. about this to his face. Thank goodness it was after he got my baseball signed. :P

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BOOOOOOOO!!!! *proceeds to throw D Size batteries*

I thought you weren't from Philly?

I was thinking similarly. The first thing that came to mind was J. D. Drew, whom my brother threw a 9-volt at . On a later occasion, my brother told J.D. about this to his face. Thank goodness it was after he got my baseball signed.

Why would you want a ball signed by J.D. Drew? B)

On topic...Great joke. GO BUCKS!

 

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BOOOOOOOO!!!! *proceeds to throw D Size batteries*

I thought you weren't from Philly? :P

I was thinking similarly. The first thing that came to mind was J. D. Drew, whom my brother threw a 9-volt at :D . On a later occasion, my brother told J.D. about this to his face. Thank goodness it was after he got my baseball signed. :P

One of my favorite non-game baseball moments was Scott Rolen's return to Philly. He was getting the boos and the batteries and all that. Meanwhile, JD Drew sat in the dugout laughing as if to say "been there, done that..."

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How many batteries does it take to create enough power to beat Michigan's football team?

1-AA.

I LOL'd at that!!! That was priceless!!! Being a Badger fan I was stoked at that loss, but Pi$$ed at the same time! Then they lose to Oregon, not a bad program, but it kinda messes up the "Strength of Schedule" for them! Beating up on a team that "ISN'T" in the 25 kinda sucks. When is Wisconsin ever gonna "Get To the National Championship!!!" Maybe Never, BUT Maybe this year!!!??? :cursing: Michigan!!!

Hopefully the Badgers don't lose till then!!! Ohio St. better expect a beatdown too!!

Kyle

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How many batteries does it take to create enough power to beat Michigan's football team?

1-AA.

I LOL'd at that!!! That was priceless!!! Being a Badger fan I was stoked at that loss, but Pi$$ed at the same time! Then they lose to Oregon, not a bad program, but it kinda messes up the "Strength of Schedule" for them! Beating up on a team that "ISN'T" in the 25 kinda sucks. When is Wisconsin ever gonna "Get To the National Championship!!!" Maybe Never, BUT Maybe this year!!!??? :cursing: Michigan!!!

Hopefully the Badgers don't lose till then!!! Ohio St. better expect a beatdown too!!

Kyle

How about Wisconsin worry about not making their mid-major or worse opponents look good....then we'll talk, 'kay?

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You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now.
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Today, we are all otaku.

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BOOOOOOOO!!!! *proceeds to throw D Size batteries*

I thought you weren't from Philly? :P

I was thinking similarly. The first thing that came to mind was J. D. Drew, whom my brother threw a 9-volt at. On a later occasion, my brother told J.D. about this to his face. Thank goodness it was after he got my baseball signed. :P

That's nothing!

One time I dumped a Coke on Nomar. :devil:

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We be the outcast, down for the settle. Won't play the rock, won't play the pebble.

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