roxfan00 Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Felix Pie of the Cubs with a twisted testicle and now Kaz Matsui... Kaz Matsui-2B- Astros Mar. 11 - 10:25 am et Kaz Matsui will miss four to five days with an anal fissure.That's an unnatural tear or crack in the anus skin, for those of you not in the know. Matsui is expected to be out until at least Friday. Anal fissures can become chronic problems, but the Astros hope using a different medication will sooth Matsui's issue.Source: Houston Chronicle "Mr. President, call in the National Guard! Send as many men as you can spare! Because we are killing the Patriots! They need emergency help!" - Shannon Sharpe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-kj Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 He's missing time because of a hemorrhoid? Buy some t-shirts and stuff at KJ Shop! KJ Branded | Behance portfolio POTD 2013-08-22 On 7/14/2012 at 2:20 AM, tajmccall said: When it comes to style, ya'll really should listen to Kev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burning River Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Wow... whatever happened to when baseball players had simple problems like, I don't know: Steroids & HGH.Couldn't they lie and say "His arm fell off... and then a miracle happened. They were able to sew it back on by Friday" ?? This is waaaay too much info. It's bad enough ALL OF his team mates know. To have the WHOLE world know is just terrible. When this happened to George Brett, it was ALL OVER the news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerbreadmann Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Felix Pie of the Cubs with a twisted testicle and now Kaz Matsui... Kaz Matsui-2B- Astros Mar. 11 - 10:25 am et Kaz Matsui will miss four to five days with an anal fissure.That's an unnatural tear or crack in the anus skin, for those of you not in the know. Matsui is expected to be out until at least Friday. Anal fissures can become chronic problems, but the Astros hope using a different medication will sooth Matsui's issue.Source: Houston ChronicleYes that's very weird; weirder even than the injuries in your sig.I'm just glad it ain't me. What's next, an enlarged buttcrack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBTV Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Kind of like George Brett in 1980. "The views expressed here are mine and do not reflect the official opinion of my employer or the organization through which the Internet was accessed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcgd Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I wonder if they are related...HI-OH!(I stole that joke from someone at work...my apologies) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobytim Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Let's not forget about Hunter Pence walking through a sliding glass door on his way to the hot tub on the patio of his spring rental house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughRiders9 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 and Felix Pie has twisted testicles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiasco! Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 and Felix Pie has twisted testicles...As stated in the first nine words of this thread. LinkedIn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB61 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I blame it all on the copious amounts of buttsex....what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiasco! Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I blame it all on the copious amounts of buttsex....what?Winner. LinkedIn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Center fielder Felix Pie underwent a minor surgical procedure on Monday and will miss three to five days, the Cubs announced.Pie is suffering from what's called testicular torsion, or, in layman's terms, a twisted testicle. FTW Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthSidePride Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Felix Pie had balled up balls.Something I don't even wanna think about, but just vicariously did. HereCometheHawks.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-kj Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Pie is suffering from what's called testicular torsion, or, in layman's terms, a twisted testicle. Know the facts! Buy some t-shirts and stuff at KJ Shop! KJ Branded | Behance portfolio POTD 2013-08-22 On 7/14/2012 at 2:20 AM, tajmccall said: When it comes to style, ya'll really should listen to Kev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon_Matrix Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Casey Janssen of the Jays is gone for the season due to a shoulder injury he sustained from warming up in the bullpen... Because Korbyn Is Colour Blind, My Signature Is Now Idiot Proof - Thanks Again Braden!!Go Leafs Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcgd Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Casey Janssen of the Jays is gone for the season due to a shoulder injury he sustained from warming up in the bullpen...I wouldn't say that's all that odd. In fact, I bet most pitching injuries are discovered in the bullpen. Especially in spring training.Now, if he was hit by a line drive, thrown ball, slipped on a ball, or something odd like that, then its kind an odd injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon_Matrix Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Casey Janssen of the Jays is gone for the season due to a shoulder injury he sustained from warming up in the bullpen...I wouldn't say that's all that odd. In fact, I bet most pitching injuries are discovered in the bullpen. Especially in spring training.Now, if he was hit by a line drive, thrown ball, slipped on a ball, or something odd like that, then its kind an odd injury.I think I read yesterday that it was from streching, not throwing. Thats why I find it to be weird. Because Korbyn Is Colour Blind, My Signature Is Now Idiot Proof - Thanks Again Braden!!Go Leafs Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcgd Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Casey Janssen of the Jays is gone for the season due to a shoulder injury he sustained from warming up in the bullpen...I wouldn't say that's all that odd. In fact, I bet most pitching injuries are discovered in the bullpen. Especially in spring training.Now, if he was hit by a line drive, thrown ball, slipped on a ball, or something odd like that, then its kind an odd injury.I think I read yesterday that it was from streching, not throwing. Thats why I find it to be weird.Ok...that's a little odd. I thought you ment he was warming up in the bullpen and got hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Felix Pie of the Cubs with a twisted testicle and now Kaz Matsui...Kaz Matsui will miss four to five days with an anal fissure.it's obvious in both cases that neither player bothered to stretch it out properly in warmup. Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moser316 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Pie is suffering from what's called testicular torsion, or, in layman's terms, a twisted testicle. Know the facts!Or just ask Dean Venture... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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