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A creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair.

And then the next line--

So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

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A creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair.

And then the next line--

So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

"What an eccentric performance."

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  • 2 weeks later...
LAUNCELOT:

We have the Holy Hand Grenade.

ARTHUR:

Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

One . . . . .two . . . . . FIVE!

three sir

THREE!

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NEE!

...oh man, I'm late...

Lemme fast-forward...

HEAD KNIGHT:

We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.

KNIGHTS OF NI:

Ni! Shh!

HEAD KNIGHT:

Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'

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NEE!

...oh man, I'm late...

Lemme fast-forward...

HEAD KNIGHT:

We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.

KNIGHTS OF NI:

Ni! Shh!

HEAD KNIGHT:

Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'

"We demand,

ANOTHER SHRUBERY!"

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NEE!

...oh man, I'm late...

Lemme fast-forward...

HEAD KNIGHT:

We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.

KNIGHTS OF NI:

Ni! Shh!

HEAD KNIGHT:

Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'

"We demand,

ANOTHER SHRUBERY!"

One that we can put next to it only a little higher to create the two-level effect

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NEE!

...oh man, I'm late...

Lemme fast-forward...

HEAD KNIGHT:

We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.

KNIGHTS OF NI:

Ni! Shh!

HEAD KNIGHT:

Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'

"We demand,

ANOTHER SHRUBERY!"

One that we can put next to it only a little higher to create the two-level effect

...with a little path running down the middle.

A path! A path! A path!

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