officeglenn Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Akron Colostomy Bagz Nah ... it's gotta be the Ohio Coloztomy Bagz of Akron ... to draw fans from a larger base ... and replacing S's with Z's wherever you can is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winters in buffalo Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 warning this post contains non politically correct language.i suppose it depends on where you place the teams.Seattle Commies- maybe Marx or Lenin(not john) could be the main logo or the sickle and hammerFlorida Death - very appropriate for a state that Hitler and Stalin would be comfortable in. Oklahoma Okies - the thing from American Idiot can be the vectorized in toa nice little logo for her home state.and if the 'Bama and Missi, ran with these names i'd watch NBA:Montgomery RebelsJackson Confederatesjust for the heck of it, one of my favorite team names before the PC Nazis took the name away, the Washington Bullets. I hate to tell you, but those aren't funny or offense, and far from witty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stampman Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 I'd go with the Towers...(ooh I did) Comic Sans walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhambruiser Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 I would go with what I call my fantasy basketball team(s):The Birmingham Bouncers...as in bouncers like big burly guys who can kick your butt and the fact that they bounce the ball....get it? Millican StudiosMillican Studios Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightningfan Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 The Buffalo Soldiers...african american soldiers in numerous wars and old west cavalry. Could incorporate a museum into dsiplay at arena.Chicago Loops...with streamlined modern abstract train in logo..tracks down side of unis etc etc...Chicago Cabbies...Bosses...Mobsters...Milwaukee Admirals(they use with AHL hockey) BrewmastersNew York Traders...LoanSharks...Longshoremen...Freighters(spelling)Las Vegas Gamblers or Gambles Aces Blackjacks Jokers Dealers Bookies PitBosses 21's Odds Underdogs Wildcards SnakeEyesand maybe my favorite..Las Vegas Longshots.(ties it all in with gambling and shooting BB)Mascot could be Chalk Favored Points Underdog.... cheerleaders could be Showgirls or StrippersJacksonville CourtJesters or Jesters..Jackels..Jacks(jackolantern logo)LA Tigersharks..Bluesharks..Great Whites..Condors..Twaves..Nashville SaberTigers(NHL hockey team Predators named after saber tooth tiger fossil found in area)..CountryStars..Copperheads..Rythem..(ABA name cool logo)St Louis Spirits..Showboats..Steamers.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krona Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 tennesee mountaineersportland expedition, explorers(explos for baseball, had montreal gone to the correct city)sacramento salonsst. louis explorers, hawkscincinnatti swarmsan francisco stoutpittsburgh revolutionkansas city cyclones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Africa Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 "The West Coast Black Magic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 and maybe my favorite..Las Vegas Longshots.(ties it all in with gambling and shooting BB)Mascot could be Chalk Favored Points Underdog.... cheerleaders could be Showgirls or Strippers What happens when they get good and become heavily favored, though? β« oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is goneΒ β« Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickV Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 the Los Angeles Palms, In and Outs, Smog Kings, Highwaylanders, Valley Jesters, Porns, Barrios, Stars, Agents, Drive Byes, Car Jackers, Road Ragers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCap Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 warning this post contains non politically correct language.i suppose it depends on where you place the teams.Seattle Commies- maybe Marx or Lenin(not john) could be the main logo or the sickle and hammerFlorida Death - very appropriate for a state that Hitler and Stalin would be comfortable in. Oklahoma Okies - the thing from American Idiot can be the vectorized in toa nice little logo for her home state.and if the 'Bama and Missi, ran with these names i'd watch NBA:Montgomery RebelsJackson Confederatesjust for the heck of it, one of my favorite team names before the PC Nazis took the name away, the Washington Bullets. i actually agree with you on something: the bullets should still be the bullets. however i find it funny that you call people who support pc would be called nazis. i mean its today's neo-nazis that use ur beloved conferderate flag as a symbol. answer this: would it be ok if a team called itself the new york kykes (an offensive name for jews) or the harlem :censored:s? no it wouldnt, society wouldnt allow that. its the same with the native americans. its not "nazism" as you claim it to be, its common decency. PotD 26/2/12 1/7/15 2020 BASS Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Regular Season Champion 2021 BASS NFL Pick'em Regular Season Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Falcon Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Waco FlakosBoston StranglersLos Angeles RiotsBerkeley Tree HuggersDC Drivebys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Rich Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Boston Stranglers Always thought that would be a clever name for a Beantown-based team..... good one, Blue Falcon It is what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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