HedleyLamarr Posted July 1, 2007 Author Share Posted July 1, 2007 How come no one alleged they were going to have sex with one another? It's San Francisco, after all, and it would be just as funny and original as the BALCO, Grateful Dead and other jokes.No one wants to hear you whine about gay jokes.Or whine about anything, for that matter..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 How come no one alleged they were going to have sex with one another? It's San Francisco, after all, and it would be just as funny and original as the BALCO, Grateful Dead and other jokes.No one wants to hear you whine about gay jokes.Or whine about anything, for that matter....."Blah, blah, blah....I'm a Southern tough guy who spells 'sandwich' 'sammich' because I'm a Southern tough guy." Yeesh, another guy following my posts, telling me not to. There are ignore buttons on this board, there is an ignore function in your brain, and you can just move along. I would normally take it to PM, but trolling my posts seems to be such a public pastime of yours I might as well keep it public. If you don't like what I have to say, don't read it. It's not like I'm emailing you, saying "Hey HedleyLammar! I just made an intentionally bourgeois liberal post that is sure to grind your gears! Check it out!" I don't do that. Why you have a keen, laser-like focus that leads you to complain about everything I say here is beyond me. 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 I bet that guy was going to give Barry MARIJUANA and STEROIDS! Hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedleyLamarr Posted July 1, 2007 Author Share Posted July 1, 2007 How come no one alleged they were going to have sex with one another? It's San Francisco, after all, and it would be just as funny and original as the BALCO, Grateful Dead and other jokes.No one wants to hear you whine about gay jokes.Or whine about anything, for that matter....."Blah, blah, blah....I'm a Southern tough guy who spells 'sandwich' 'sammich' because I'm a Southern tough guy." Yeesh, another guy following my posts, telling me not to. There are ignore buttons on this board, there is an ignore function in your brain, and you can just move along. I would normally take it to PM, but trolling my posts seems to be such a public pastime of yours I might as well keep it public. If you don't like what I have to say, don't read it. It's not like I'm emailing you, saying "Hey HedleyLammar! I just made an intentionally bourgeois liberal post that is sure to grind your gears! Check it out!" I don't do that. Why you have a keen, laser-like focus that leads you to complain about everything I say here is beyond me.Either quit whining, or use your own advice.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac the Knife Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 I like Barry Bonds. I like him even more after he seeing how he treats his most dedicated fans.You'd like him less if you read into how he treats his ex-wife, former girlfriends, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 I like Barry Bonds. I like him even more after he seeing how he treats his most dedicated fans.You'd like him less if you read into how he treats his ex-wife, former girlfriends, etc.Dont forget about how he treats his own teammates www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 A real Neil Hamburger convention here, folks. ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiasco! Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 A real Neil Hamburger convention here, folks.Don't bring America's Funnyman into this! LinkedIn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphabet Man Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Barry Bonds might not be a jerk. But I still think he's a wanker. twitter.com/thebrainofMatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFoA Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 All I know is, I REALLY want him to break the record, just so that the rest of America will go into an automatic hissy fit. I hate Barry Bonds, but I hate him on the "Dammit, he's scorned the Braves." tip. Since Barry Bonds has not treated my family and friends like ass, I don't harbor any ill will towards him. Which is why even though I don't like him...I still want to see him break the record so that all we will hear is people whining and moaning about it for weeks. Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshawaggie Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Hah! Just found out this guy is from Fargo, the story was in the Fargo Forum here today. Here is the link:http://www.in-forum.com/articles/index.cfm...;section=sportsYes, he was drunk....and yes, he had prior marijuana and paraphanalia charges... @josh_j12 CFA- Fargo Bobcats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Maybe he thought Left Field was Haight Ashburry www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedleyLamarr Posted July 1, 2007 Author Share Posted July 1, 2007 A real Neil Hamburger convention here, folks.Don't bring America's Funnyman into this!Well, in Tnak's case, it would be a Neil Hamburger Helper convention..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Is it a crime to like Hamburger Helper? www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedleyLamarr Posted July 1, 2007 Author Share Posted July 1, 2007 Is it a crime to like Hamburger Helper?Well.....yes. Yes it is.It falls under Domestic Abuse..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Ive eaten it my whole life www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitaminD Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 A real Neil Hamburger convention here, folks.Don't bring America's Funnyman into this!Somehow, I just knew that of all the people in the community, Joel'd be the one to defend Neil Hamburger. Who, ironically, calls San Francisco home, bringing this full circle.One of my roommates from college took a few years after college to figure out what he wanted to do with his life (ultimately choosing a Ph.D. program, but that's not integral to the story). He moved to San Francisco - Haight Street, no less - to a house that best described as "a continuation of the street... with a flimsy door." Somehow, he met and befriended Neil Hamburger, then subjected the rest of us to hour after stultifying hour of it on a car trip from Montana to Las Vegas one summer. It's so bad it's good.Yeah, I find Red Meat and Neil Hamburger funny. This stuff writes itself.OK, sorry for the interruption... back to the pissing contest - Joel and I will be rehashing Neil's OJ Simpson "jokes"... "Start spreading the news... They're leavin' today... Won't get to be a part of it... In old New York..."In order for the Mets' run of 12 losses in 17 games to mean something, the Phillies still had to win 13 of 17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiasco! Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Ive eaten it my whole lifeAnd it........nah, too easy.A real Neil Hamburger convention here, folks.Don't bring America's Funnyman into this!Somehow, I just knew that of all the people in the community, Joel'd be the one to defend Neil Hamburger. Who, ironically, calls San Francisco home, bringing this full circle.One of my roommates from college took a few years after college to figure out what he wanted to do with his life (ultimately choosing a Ph.D. program, but that's not integral to the story). He moved to San Francisco - Haight Street, no less - to a house that best described as "a continuation of the street... with a flimsy door." Somehow, he met and befriended Neil Hamburger, then subjected the rest of us to hour after stultifying hour of it on a car trip from Montana to Las Vegas one summer. It's so bad it's good.Yeah, I find Red Meat and Neil Hamburger funny. This stuff writes itself.OK, sorry for the interruption... back to the pissing contest - Joel and I will be rehashing Neil's OJ Simpson "jokes"...Even better...."Anyway...is necrophilia illegal here?Maybe I should be arrested for all the times I :censored:ed my ex-wife!"In my eyes, there are two kinds of people. Those that get the joke that is Neil Hamburger, and those that don't. Those that get it, get jokes in general, are generally funny people, and tend to be smarter than the average bear. Those that don't are Dane Cook lovin' dolts. LinkedIn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigga Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I like Barry Bonds. I like him even more after he seeing how he treats his most dedicated fans.You'd like him less if you read into how he treats his ex-wife, former girlfriends, etc.To that extent, if we could read on how MOST people treat their friends, families, etc., we wouldn't like damn near anyone. I'm not defending Bonds at all, but I get sick of people thinking they "know" anyone based on what they read or hear. It's crap and you know it. On January 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM, NJTank said: Btw this is old hat for Notre Dame. Knits Rockne made up George Tip's death bed speech. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew22 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I honestly want to know what happened to "innocent until proven guilty?"Folks, he hasn't been proved for anything yet. Yet, everyone has been acting like he has gotten suspended. I hope he breaks the record so everyone can complain about it. Eagles/Heels/Dawgs/Falcons/Hawks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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