JQK Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers--various Stay Tuned Sports Podcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrookedThumb Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Here's a unimaniac original:"If opposites attract, why am I not dating a supermodel?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintsfan Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Never assume anything -- that way, you don't make an ass out of u or me.-unknownI do believe that Felix Unger said in an episode of "The Odd Couple", he said "Never Assume. Because When you assume, you make and "Ass" out of "u" and "me"!The line os used in one of the Hannibal Lector books, Red Dragon I think but it could be Silence of the Lambs. Not saying thats were it originaters from but its were I heard of it first! 2011/12 WFL Champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sj32 Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 "I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member."--Groucho Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHoJoe Posted February 15, 2004 Author Share Posted February 15, 2004 "Win If You Can, Lose If You Must...But ALWAYS cheat!"Fred Blassie BRING BASEBALL BACK TO MONTREAL!!!! MON AMOURS SIEMPRE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habsfannova Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 "Second place is what you get....'till you learn to bend the rules"-John Mellencamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintsfan Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Woman [to Winston Churchill] Sir you are drunk!Churchill: And you are ugly... But in the morning at least I will be sober. 2011/12 WFL Champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yh Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Never assume anything -- that way, you don't make an ass out of u or me.-unknownI do believe that Felix Unger said in an episode of "The Odd Couple", he said "Never Assume. Because When you assume, you make and "Ass" out of "u" and "me"!The line os used in one of the Hannibal Lector books, Red Dragon I think but it could be Silence of the Lambs. Not saying thats were it originaters from but its were I heard of it first!This line was used in the movie "The Bad News Bears" and was uttered by Walter Matthau, whom interestingly enough was in the movie version of "The Odd Couple" but played Oscar Madison, not Felix Ungar. At the time "The Odd Couple" TV series ran, you couldn't say "ass" on television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Woman [to Winston Churchill] Sir you are drunk!Churchill: And you are ugly... But in the morning at least I will be sober.You gotta love Churchill he had a great way with words."Winning is second only to breathing"-George Steinbrenner www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian in Boston Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 I've always loved this exchange...Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STL FANATIC Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 I've always loved this exchange...Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.That's wonderful. JUSTIN STRIEBEL | PORTFOLIO | RESUME | CONTACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Lady Astor must have been a real pain.Heres one from Judge Judy."Don't Pee on my leg and tell its raining" www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 "Hey kid! I'm a computer! Stop with the downloading! Help Computer."- Anonymous--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez Street Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 this is more a ditty than a pearl of wisdom,"Well the wind it blew and the Bull S--- too, and it ruined our little Bar-B-Q."Ah one of my Grandfathers numerous ditties. If find it funny, i don't know if anyone else would. @DavidStreeter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 "If you come to a fork in the road pick it up"-Yogi Berra www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusebazell Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 "If you come to a fork in the road pick it up"-Yogi BerraTank, I thought it was "If you come to a fork in the road take it"- Yogi Berra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusebazell Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Here is another "Yogism""90% of the game is half mental" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Quoting is like that kids game telephone over time words get shifted and moved and replaced as people memories falterThat peral of wsidom is from yours trully :cool: www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JQK Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 "I wouldn't live in Brooklyn, i'll tell you the reason why, a man got hit with a bag of :censored:, and that's the reason why"-- My Grandmother, i'm pretty sure it's true origins are unknown though... Stay Tuned Sports Podcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STL FANATIC Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 "When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty."- Norm Crosby JUSTIN STRIEBEL | PORTFOLIO | RESUME | CONTACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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