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here is my favorite simpson's line

Announcer: It's the Krusty Komedy Klassic!

Krusty: Hey, hey! It's great to be back at the Apollo Theater,

and... [notices the letters behind him] K-K-K? That's not


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Homer yells at a waffle on the ceiling thinking it's god....

Marge: "That's not god Homer, that's a waffle bart threw up there"

Homer (about to eat waffle): "I know I shouldn't eat thee"

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Bart:So ralph, how do the berries taste?

Ralph:it tastes like.........burning

Sherry:Im so hungry I could eat at Arbys!

Homer:Ya and I'm not easily impressed.......WOW!A blue car!

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"See my loafers, former gophers, it was that or skin my chauffers"-

Mr Burns from "See my Vest"

Hmm sounds like former Nets star Jayson williams decided to go the other way.

I know its in poor tatse but I could not resist.


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Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?


Well, no. Just Ringo Starr.




He was the drummer for a rock-and-roll combo called the Beatles, sir.


Beatles, eh? Oh, yes. I seem to remember their off-key caterwauling on the old Sullivan show. What was Ed thinking?

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"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there!"

- Ralph Wiggum

"Do they have Krusty-brand non-dairy gelatinated gum-based beverages?"

"Yup...they call em shakes."

"Shakes...heh. You dunno what you're getting."

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Mr Burns from "See my Vest"

Some men hunt for sport,

Others hunt for food,

The only thing I'm hunting for,

Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,

Made from real gorilla chest,

Feel this sweater, there's no better,

Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,

My evening wear - vampire bat,

These white slippers are albino

African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,

Turtles' necks, I've got my share,

Beret of poodle, on my noodle

It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,

It comes one breast or two,

See my vest, see my vest,

See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -

It was that or skin my chauffeurs,

But a greyhound fur tuxedo

Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Kill two for matching clogs,

See my vest, see my vest,

Oh please, won't you see my vest.

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Thanks for pleasing this old Italian-American stereotype!-The mob boss after Krusty entertains him

JFK joins Republican party posthumously-The FoxNews spoof (Best of their recent stuff)

:D You know JFK's policies more match the Republicn Party of today then Democratic today who went to so far left in the last 40 years we need On Star to find them.

JFK was for cutting taxes.

JFK most famous quote "Ask not what your country could do for you, but what you could do for your country"

Democrats Today "Ask what more programs your country can give to you, because the country ows you.

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