Guest -*goalieboy82*- Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 here is my favorite simpson's lineAnnouncer: It's the Krusty Komedy Klassic! Krusty: Hey, hey! It's great to be back at the Apollo Theater, and... [notices the letters behind him] K-K-K? That's not good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Homer yells at a waffle on the ceiling thinking it's god....Marge: "That's not god Homer, that's a waffle bart threw up there"Homer (about to eat waffle): "I know I shouldn't eat thee" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zer0dotcom Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 "Me fail english? thats unpossible" Ralph Wiggum(whoa, deja vu) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Bart:So ralph, how do the berries taste?Ralph:it tastes like.........burningSherry:Im so hungry I could eat at Arbys!Homer:Ya and I'm not easily impressed.......WOW!A blue car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Homer: "Donuts......is there anything they can't do?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrookedThumb Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Homer: "You don't win friends with salad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 "That is the most pungent thing I ever smelled and I from India"-Apu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stampman Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Not a big Simpsons fan--but off the top of my head--I always seem to remember--"See my loafers, former gophers, it was that or skin my chauffers"-Mr Burns from "See my Vest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 "See my loafers, former gophers, it was that or skin my chauffers"-Mr Burns from "See my Vest" Hmm sounds like former Nets star Jayson williams decided to go the other way.I know its in poor tatse but I could not resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Smithers:Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?Marge:Well, no. Just Ringo Starr.Burns:Ring-Go?Smithers:He was the drummer for a rock-and-roll combo called the Beatles, sir.Burns:Beatles, eh? Oh, yes. I seem to remember their off-key caterwauling on the old Sullivan show. What was Ed thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zer0dotcom Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Apu: "It is just like your song Paul, Live and let Live."Paul: "Actually, it's Live and let Die Apu."Apu: "Whatever, whatever, it had a good rythym to it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there!"- Ralph Wiggum"Do they have Krusty-brand non-dairy gelatinated gum-based beverages?""Yup...they call em shakes.""Shakes...heh. You dunno what you're getting." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDunn Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Homer: We should create our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Homer: We should create our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems. You mean like it is in Rand McNally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habsfannova Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Thanks for pleasing this old Italian-American stereotype!-The mob boss after Krusty entertains himJFK joins Republican party posthumously-The FoxNews spoof (Best of their recent stuff) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaFan26 Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Homer: "No beer and no TV make Homer something something . . . "Marge: "Go crazy?" (he has it written all over walls"Homer: "Don't mind if I do!" (goes crazy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan696 Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Mr Burns from "See my Vest" Some men hunt for sport,Others hunt for food,The only thing I'm hunting for,Is an outfit that looks good...See my vest, see my vest,Made from real gorilla chest,Feel this sweater, there's no better,Than authentic Irish setter.See this hat, 'twas my cat,My evening wear - vampire bat,These white slippers are albinoAfrican endangered rhino.Grizzly bear underwear,Turtles' necks, I've got my share,Beret of poodle, on my noodleIt shall rest,Try my red robin suit,It comes one breast or two,See my vest, see my vest,See my vest.Like my loafers? Former gophers -It was that or skin my chauffeurs,But a greyhound fur tuxedoWould be best,So let's prepare these dogs,Kill two for matching clogs,See my vest, see my vest,Oh please, won't you see my vest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDunn Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 You mean like it is in Rand McNally?Where people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.The crawl on that Fox spoof was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stampman Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 The whole song is humorous--and that whole episode takes a few swipes at Disney too-so have to like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Thanks for pleasing this old Italian-American stereotype!-The mob boss after Krusty entertains himJFK joins Republican party posthumously-The FoxNews spoof (Best of their recent stuff) You know JFK's policies more match the Republicn Party of today then Democratic today who went to so far left in the last 40 years we need On Star to find them.JFK was for cutting taxes. JFK most famous quote "Ask not what your country could do for you, but what you could do for your country"Democrats Today "Ask what more programs your country can give to you, because the country ows you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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