2013 NCAA FOOTBALL THREAD

[DS729]

Man I hope Northwestern can hold on to this game, tired of those Ohio State pricks thinking they're all that. Same with ASU.

Sounds like there's a toothless hillbilly out there who's upset that he wasn't smart enough to be accepted at THE Ohio State University - or THE Arizona State University for that matter. Oh, and for the record, we are all at. So shove it, Jethro.

I wasn't referring to ASU as a bunch or pricks more so to the team they're playing is a bunch of pricks. At least I wasn't trying to.

I don't know if I would get into Ohio St. nor do I care, as unless I get a scholarship, my family could hardly afford for me to go there and I don't have much interest to go there, the place I want to go is pretty obvious. You're just mad because I went after your team. And don't try to get out of it by comparing OSU to VT, yes I know the former is the better program, no need to start a pointless argument. The prick comment was more aimed at Urban Meyer and their dubious SEC record than the university itself. I think you mixed up the Virginias, though. A toothless hillbilly who dates his sister is a tradition for those WEST Virginian folks. Not regular ones, who generally try to distance themselves a good bit away from them.

[dfwabel]

Norwood Teague

This isn't a person's name, it's just a relatively sonorous arrangement of letters

He "looks like his name sounds".

Yankee Bean...

Yankee Bean...

I LIKE my Yankee Bean.

[LETSGOBLUEBEATMSU]

Good game Northwestern!!!

[Kramerica Industries]

Point spread killer at the end of that game. Hahahahahahahahah

[DS729]

Why the hell is Condoleezza Rice at the Stanford game?\

EDIT: Nevermind, she's a Stanford alum. The announcer said that about 5 seconds after I posted that comment.

[LETSGOBLUEBEATMSU]

Why the hell is Condoleezza Rice at the Stanford game?

"She was a professor of political science at Stanford University where she served as Provost from 1993 to 1999."

[infrared41]

Man I hope Northwestern can hold on to this game, tired of those Ohio State pricks thinking they're all that. Same with ASU.

Sounds like there's a toothless hillbilly out there who's upset that he wasn't smart enough to be accepted at THE Ohio State University - or THE Arizona State University for that matter. Oh, and for the record, we are all at. So shove it, Jethro.

I wasn't referring to ASU as a bunch or pricks more so to the team they're playing is a bunch of pricks. At least I wasn't trying to.

I don't know if I would get into Ohio St. nor do I care, as unless I get a scholarship, my family could hardly afford for me to go there and I don't have much interest to go there, the place I want to go is pretty obvious. You're just mad because I went after your team. And don't try to get out of it by comparing OSU to VT, yes I know the former is the better program, no need to start a pointless argument. The prick comment was more aimed at Urban Meyer and their dubious SEC record than the university itself. I think you mixed up the Virginias, though. A toothless hillbilly who dates his sister is a tradition for those WEST Virginian folks. Not regular ones, who generally try to distance themselves a good bit away from them.

Calm down there, Jethro. I'm not "mad." And I'm not trying to "get out" of anything. If you're going to run your mouth the way you do around here then you can't get upset when people respond to you.

[dfwabel]

Why the hell is Condoleezza Rice at the Stanford game?

Prior to the George W. Bush administration, she was the Provost at Stanford and now she is on faculty.

Good enough for you?

[Kramerica Industries]

Norwood Teague

This isn't a person's name, it's just a relatively sonorous arrangement of letters

He "looks like his name sounds".

Yankee Bean...

Yankee Bean...

I LIKE my Yankee Bean.

Who put cookies in his mouth?

You're not supposed to do that.

[The_Admiral]

Man I hope Northwestern can hold on to this game, tired of those Ohio State pricks thinking they're all that. Same with ASU.

Sounds like there's a toothless hillbilly out there who's upset that he wasn't smart enough to be accepted at THE Ohio State University - or THE Arizona State University for that matter. Oh, and for the record, we are all at. So shove it, Jethro.

I wasn't referring to ASU as a bunch or pricks more so to the team they're playing is a bunch of pricks. At least I wasn't trying to.

I don't know if I would get into Ohio St. nor do I care, as unless I get a scholarship, my family could hardly afford for me to go there and I don't have much interest to go there, the place I want to go is pretty obvious. You're just mad because I went after your team. And don't try to get out of it by comparing OSU to VT, yes I know the former is the better program, no need to start a pointless argument. The prick comment was more aimed at Urban Meyer and their dubious SEC record than the university itself. I think you mixed up the Virginias, though. A toothless hillbilly who dates his sister is a tradition for those WEST Virginian folks. Not regular ones, who generally try to distance themselves a good bit away from them.

this whole exchange is

[Kramerica Industries]

I'm pretty spooked that I immediately thought of Dustin Brown when I saw the title of that video.

[DS729]

Man I hope Northwestern can hold on to this game, tired of those Ohio State pricks thinking they're all that. Same with ASU.

Sounds like there's a toothless hillbilly out there who's upset that he wasn't smart enough to be accepted at THE Ohio State University - or THE Arizona State University for that matter. Oh, and for the record, we are all at. So shove it, Jethro.

I wasn't referring to ASU as a bunch or pricks more so to the team they're playing is a bunch of pricks. At least I wasn't trying to.

I don't know if I would get into Ohio St. nor do I care, as unless I get a scholarship, my family could hardly afford for me to go there and I don't have much interest to go there, the place I want to go is pretty obvious. You're just mad because I went after your team. And don't try to get out of it by comparing OSU to VT, yes I know the former is the better program, no need to start a pointless argument. The prick comment was more aimed at Urban Meyer and their dubious SEC record than the university itself. I think you mixed up the Virginias, though. A toothless hillbilly who dates his sister is a tradition for those WEST Virginian folks. Not regular ones, who generally try to distance themselves a good bit away from them.

Calm down there, Jethro. I'm not "mad." And I'm not trying to "get out" of anything. If you're going to run your mouth the way you do around here then you can't get upset when people respond to you.

I didn't sit back and offend a program with the following of OSU and not expect a response. Nor am I mad, if you want to see me mad go to about page 41. I'm not the one calling people names here.

[Billy B]

Why the hell is Condoleezza Rice at the Stanford game?

Prior to the George W. Bush administration, she was the Provost at Stanford and now she is on faculty.

Good enough for you?

She's also going to be on the tournament selection committee next year.

[infrared41]

this whole exchange is

Cut me some slack, Lt. Colonel. The other day you said that you would "piss in" someone's mouth. Let's not act like such an exchange is beneath you.

[dfwabel]

Why the hell is Condoleezza Rice at the Stanford game?

Prior to the George W. Bush administration, she was the Provost at Stanford and now she is on faculty.

Good enough for you?

She's also going to be on the tournament selection committee next year.

As it has been reported, but she has spent little time talking about her love for NCAA football, rather she has talked about wanting to be NFL Commissioner and took $$$ to say that she has never missed a Super Bowl for that "PSA". Roger "Fidel" Goodell got to her.

She has not been on record to say that she has never missed a Sugar Bowl or a Rose Bowl.

[FiddySicks]

Well, that sucked. Gotta give it to Notre Dame though. They played a lot better than we did. Hopefully ASU has learned it's lesson on playing "Neutral Games" vs Notre Dame. Neutral game my ass. That was the homeryist neutral site game I've ever been to. Oh well, at least it wasn't a division rival.

I gotta say, I also wasnt too impressed with Cowboys/AT&T Stadium. I mean it's impressive in how big it is, but it seemed kinda flimsy. A lot of unpainted concrete and really cheap seats. After Taylor Kelly tossed that pick 6 to seal the deal, I gently caressed the seat in front of me with my foot (...ok so I kicked it. Sue me ) and instead of just walking away with a sore foot, the whole thing exploded and everyone around me got a free souvenir. And MY GOD that jumbo tron is flat out awful. It's terribly distracting.

[The_Admiral]

Take picture with your souvenir shard of exploded Jerryworld chair plz

[FiddySicks]

Sure, I kept a cup holder

[dfwabel]

Well, that sucked. Gotta give it to Notre Dame though. They played a lot better than we did. Hopefully ASU has learned it's lesson on playing "Neutral Games" vs Notre Dame. Neutral game my ass. That was the homeryist neutral site game I've ever been to. Oh well, at least it wasn't a division rival.

I gotta say, I also wasnt too impressed with Cowboys/AT&T Stadium. I mean it's impressive in how big it is, but it seemed kinda flimsy. A lot of unpainted concrete and really cheap seats. After Taylor Kelly tossed that pick 6 to seal the deal, I gently caressed the seat in front of me with my foot (...ok so I kicked it. Sue me ) and instead of just walking away with a sore foot, the whole thing exploded and everyone around me got a free souvenir. And MY GOD that jumbo tron is flat out awful. It's terribly distracting.

At least you have a bus trip back to Tempe to look forward to.

[dbadefense1990]

I gotta say, I also wasnt too impressed with Cowboys/AT&T Stadium. I mean it's impressive in how big it is, but it seemed kinda flimsy. A lot of unpainted concrete and really cheap seats. After Taylor Kelly tossed that pick 6 to seal the deal, I gently caressed the seat in front of me with my foot (...ok so I kicked it. Sue me ) and instead of just walking away with a sore foot, the whole thing exploded and everyone around me got a free souvenir. And MY GOD that jumbo tron is flat out awful. It's terribly distracting.

Texas. 'Murica. That's why.