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Man, I kinda feel like that’s more the route the Broncos should’ve gone with the sleeve caps.

You’re welcome.

Deshaun Watson.

Now I’m picturing a scenario where all the great QBs of the past wear caps instead of helmets. What hats would they wear? You would have to think that Mahomes wears a 59Fifty with a stick straight bill. Maybe a slight turn of the cap to the right, for style (not Pedro Stroop style turned, but just a little bit). Peyton Manning is for sure gonna wear one of those low profile caps with a very curved bill and a Velcro back. He might have a pair of Maui Jim’s on the bill for, like, the Pro Bowl or games in Miami. Tom Brady, well, Tom started wearing his cap backwards after the Falcons Super Bowl Win. It’s technically against NFL rules, but who’s gonna tell Tom Brady what to do? Josh Allen goes a little wild and wears a beanie/toque, but the league still has a pretty strict rule about hats needing bills, so he wears one of those hats with the wool earflaps you can pin up instead. Aaron Rodgers started wearing the same, sad, floppy straw hat he got during a stay a few years ago at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville. It’s falling apart, and everyone keeps telling him that, but he just shuffs it off like he’s smarter than anyone else wearing hats made out of petrochemical materials sourced by the big banks. Daniel Jones has a hat, but it keeps falling off. Russell Wilson is for sure rocking a golf visor with the words Let’s Ride! Steelers Nation on it. Kyler Murray went missing a few weeks ago and the Cardinals were really worried about him. Turns out he was there the whole time, but his hat is WAY too big and everyone just mistook it for an old hat lying on the floor. Terry Bradshaw would’ve for sure worn one of those Gillian/Fishing style hats. Brett Favre also wears an old floppy hat, but he takes it off after every single play and holds it until like two seconds before the snap and it stresses out the coaches big time. He also stole that cap from the State of Mississippi’s public food bank. Joe Montana would wear a cowboy hat, and even as a 49er and also as a goofy white dude, still pulls it off so damn well. Troy Aikman wears an old deflated basketball. It’s all that will fit his huge melon head. Kurt Cousins always has a new hat, and it always seems WAY out of his price range, but he always inexplicably gets someone else to pay for it. Gardner Minshew wears one of those old fancy velvet top hats. Because wouldn’t seeing Minshew huck tuddies in a top hat just be so wonderful? Attached Monocle for red zone trips. Joe Burrow doesn’t wear a hat. His hair is far too cool. Also, technically against NFL regulations, but viewership triples when those golden locks are out flowing. Speaking of golden locks, Trevor Lawrence has been required by his employer to wear a hair net. It just causes too much of a health hazard otherwise. Got any more?

I went to five Pro Bowls at that stadium. 01-02 and 07-09. Also saw one in Phoenix. Didn’t compare in the slightest. Man that place was an absolute dump. It’s easily the most dilapidated stadium I’ve ever seen a game at, and I grew up going to games at the Coliseum in Oakland and Candlestick in SF (which were both trash heaps). For as bad as those two are/were, they’re five star luxury resorts in comparison. Aloha Stadium was downright dangerous by the last game I saw there in 09. The metal platforms in the second deck and all the staircases were nearly completely rusted out and falling apart. I cannot believe they played games there for another twelve years. The other weird thing about that stadium is that, for Oahu, it’s kind of out in the middle of nowhere. I was always Waikiki centric when I went to the games so that may be biasing that viewpoint (I was also in middle school/in my early 20s), but I always found that kind of weird. But, for all the bad things I’ve said about that place, I do genuinely love it. The Pro Bowl usually gets cracked on, but it was such a unique experience. Having all of that NFL pageantry on a tropical island was such a product of its time and I don’t think we’ll ever really get something like that again. I miss the hell out of Candlestick Park and that surprises me a lot, because like I said, it was a dump. But it was our dump. I think I might miss Aloha even more than I do Candlestick. Oh! Also, on that Aloha Stadium swap meet. My buddy and I once went there (non pro bowl trip) and got into a metric ton of trouble combining ice, a handheld slingshot we bought from that swap meet, and staying on the 15th floor of a Waikiki hotel. I was 14 or 15. Great times, man.

I’m so thrilled that my team shares a division with these guys.

I REALLY wanted the Bucs to draft DeJean (part because of the story, part due to need), but knew they needed interior line more than anything else, and I’m thrilled with who they got. I’m also the guy who wanted them to draft Johnny Football over Mike Evans

I absolutely love them.

Now Denver picks Bo Nix, who has like a third round rating. This draft feels like it’s being run using AI.

I am not understanding the vast majority of these picks. Daniels I already said Maye is a weird pick when you need EVERYTHING else Alt over Nabers Are you kidding me? Now Atlanta. What are these teams smoking?

Man, that Jayden Daniels to Washington pick is gonna be looked at so poorly a few years from now. That dude is gonna be a big time bust.

Packers at one point almost switched to a look that didn’t have any stripes and used the Niners gold instead of the yellow they currently use. In other words, be careful what you wish for.

I was gonna say his daughter too, but she was technically a kid in that show (I was also a kid at that time), and that just feels kinda weird.

As long as we get to see more of Angie jumping on a trampoline, I’m perfectly fine with that.

Every time you mention this guy’s name I get The Wreck of the Concepcion from Treasures of the Deep stuck in my head.