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It seems the football gods exchanged the Browns and Lions for the Panthers and Bears in the "perma-bad teams" bin.

The Bills look best with a white helmet and blue facemask. The Falcons should wear red helmets full-time and retire the black ones for ‘90s alternates.

Yes, if that sex was in the hilariously bad Bathman Dal Pianeta Eros.

The Niners seem to be resting anybody worthwhile for next week (“scheduled loss” in football terms), so it wouldn’t surprise me for Wentz to have a passable garbage time game.

That reminds me, Not many chances I get to post this clip.

Pittsburgh vs. Baltimore Houston vs. Indianapolis Tampa Bay vs. Carolina Atlanta vs. New Orleans NY Jets vs. New England Cleveland vs. Cincinnati Jacksonville vs. Tennessee Minnesota vs. Detroit Philadelphia vs. NY Giants Dallas vs. Washington Seattle vs. Arizona LA Rams vs. San Francisco Chicago vs. Green Bay Kansas City vs. LA Chargers Denver vs. Las Vegas Buffalo vs. Miami

Not too bad a look!

What gave away the “fraudiness” all the way back in week one?

Well, that does make sense. I just tend towards hyper-cautious attitudes in situations like this, even though it's probably the wrong call (see any number of overtime losses by the team that came back to win a game).

That feels way more Vikings than Lions in terms of bizarre ways to lose a game. Why not go for the XP and try your luck in overtime?

Oh god, how could I forget?!? Urlacher jerseys attract the most pudding-brained people in the fandom. For the Niners, I don’t know what jersey the morons pick up - the 2010’s black one, maybe?

Which players though? I’d think a Cutler or Grossman jersey in orange would produce extra numbskullery.

Putting any faith in Justin Fields on the field is like putting faith in a YouTube person to make a good apology video. It just won’t happen and time will make it look worse. ”All aboard!!! The Justin Fields train, riding down the tracks to the disappointment station…”

NY Jets vs. Cleveland Detroit vs. Dallas Tennessee vs. Houston Atlanta vs. Chicago Miami vs. Baltimore New Orleans vs. Tampa Bay New England vs. Buffalo Arizona vs. Philadelphia Carolina vs. Jacksonville Las Vegas vs. Indianapolis LA Rams vs. NY Giants San Francisco vs. Washington Pittsburgh vs. Seattle Cincinnati vs. Kansas City LA Chargers vs. Denver Green Bay vs. Minnesota

I mean, I’m all for being cautious with Purdy. He’s good, but I wouldn’t call him MVP good. If you put him on another team, you’re looking at a sixth-seed team. The AFC North in particular is a weak spot for him this year. My point about the AFC is more than I don’t think the NFC contenders can really hold up against what the AFC North (sans Steelers) and the AFCW/S/E winners have to offer.

Well, the RayJay seems like a decent living space. You’ve got a big pirate ship with which to mess around! The closest I’ll get is finally building the Lego pirate ship in my “I have no display space” backlog.

Indeed, this is the AFC’s Super Bowl to lose.

The Niners, when facing a well-coached defense, look like the raffle car from Father Ted. Either one. Micromanaged to death or crushed between two trucks after a drunken priest took it for a joyride.

Ask @FiddySicks why it’s probably for the best why that won’t happen.

Get prepared for another big work stoppage once the next CBA negotiations start.

New Orleans vs. LA Rams Cincinnati vs. Pittsburgh Buffalo vs. LA Chargers Washington vs. NY Jets Detroit vs. Minnesota Cleveland vs. Houston Green Bay vs. Carolina Seattle vs. Tennessee Indianapolis vs. Atlanta Jacksonville vs. Tampa Dallas vs. Miami Arizona vs. Chicago New England vs. Denver Las Vegas vs. Kansas City NY Giants vs. Philadelphia Baltimore vs. San Francisco

Wait until the redesign takes away the wrong lessons from the set.

What was his potential before the Snatit ruined him?

You forgot the Ravens, who have never been 100% out of AFC contention since Jackson arrived.

LA Chargers vs. Las Vegas Minnesota vs. Cincinnati Pittsburgh vs. Indianapolis Denver vs. Detroit NY Giants vs. New Orleans Chicago vs. Cleveland Atlanta vs. Carolina Tampa Bay vs. Green Bay NY Jets vs. Miami Kansas City vs. New England Houston vs. Tennessee San Francisco vs. Arizona Washington vs. LA Rams Dallas vs. Buffalo Baltimore vs. Jacksonville Philadelphia vs. Seattle