Cyclopsis Joe Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 And man is it funny:http://www.somethingawful.com/ I don't speak for democrats, democrats don't speak for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAD! Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 I Don’t Want to be Black AnymoreBy J.J. Johnson It's not working, folks. I have tried to do everything I can to be the African-American I’m supposed to be, but I just cannot continue. I am hereby resigning myself from the Black Race. And before I get death threats from my Black brethren out there, hear me out. I have almost made it through another Black history month, in which I’m supposed to do all I can to insult White people for 28 days. I guess I should even say the Black History month is a racial conspiracy by White people since they only gave us 28 (or 29) days to rip their dignity to shreds, while the other months have 30 or 31 days. I guess it’s just another example of the Black man not getting his fair share. I saw, I came, I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclopsis Joe Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 Is that a black guy with a confederate flag?And, what does this have to do with SportsCenter? I don't speak for democrats, democrats don't speak for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiddySicks Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Brilliant!!!! I love it. THats Effing Halarious!!!! On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said: She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
See Red Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Brilliant!I hate Stuart Scott, I hate Chris Berman, I hate Sportscenter.... I do love that poll about the most important event in the history of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leafs13 Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 That is the funniest thing I've see in the last five years. I would pay money to read something like that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Yup that was last Sunday's show. www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sscrunner06 Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMOSTLfan Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 its funny cuz its true World Champions: 1926 1931 1934 1942 1944 1946 1964 1967 1982 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JQK Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Truth in Humor.Funny stuff. Stay Tuned Sports Podcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Very, Very funny stuff! Proud owner of the Utah Pioneers of the Continnental Baseball League.PACKER BACKER FOREVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 ESPN today all T.O. all the time www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 number one is Tedy Bruschi, the Patriots linebacker who suffered a fatal stroke three days after last year's Pro-Bowl and rose from the dead to play in this Sunday's game against the Bills. The fact that he was able to recover and give an average and in no way spectacular performance which somehow singlehandedly won the whole game without his teammates is perhaps the most significant event in the course of human history --- Chris Creamer Founder/Editor, SportsLogos.Net "The Mothership" • News • Facebook • X/Twitter • Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingssss Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 I like this part:Stephen A. Mariotti: At the end of the day, Kromwell's comments obviously reveal what kind of man he is. At the end of the day, Kromwell tries to pull one over on the general public with carefully worded statements, but at the end of the day I'm sure his coaching staff and players know the full extent of his vile and perverse nature. At the end of the day, the man is now under a cloud of suspicion and it is our duty as journalists to speculate that he probably uses steroids without having any actual proof. At the end of the day, it's safe to say that he heads home and vents his shame of the many horrible things he does on a daily basis by beating his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrared41 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 That was excellent. So funny and so true. They just forgot to add this...KC/Oakland...was it the greatest game of all time?Is T.O. the biggest distraction in the history of the NFL?Is L.T. having the greatest season ever for a running back? Were his four touchdowns today against the Jets the best single game performance ever? How does it stack up against Gale Sayers 6 TD's for the Bears in...uh nevermind it happened before ESPN so that means it never actually happened.And finally...Is ESPN's coverage of T.O. the most overkill ever for a sports network? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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