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Okay, here's the topic - for each NFL team, assign the uniforms a simple rating of good or bad. Use what ever critieria you wish. However, you must name 16 good and 16 bad.

NFC North

Chicago - Good

Green Bay - Good

Detriot - Bad

Minnesota - Bad

NFC South

Carolina - Good

Atlanta - Bad

Tampa Bay - Good

New Orleans - Bad

NFC East

Dallas - Good

New York - Good

Washington - Bad

Philadelphia - Good

NFC West

Seattle - Bad

St. Louis - Bad

Arizona - Bad

San Francisco - Good

AFC North

Pittsburgh - Good

Cleveland - Good

Cincinnati - Bad

Baltimore - Bad

AFC East

New York - Bad

Buffalo - Bad

New England - Bad

Miami - Good

AFC South -

Indianapolis - Good

Tennessee - Bad

Jacksonville - Bad

Houston - Good

AFC West

San Diego - Good

Oakland - Good

Denver - Good

Kansas City - Bad

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Jets-Good

Patriots-OK

Dolphins-Good

Bills-Bad

Steelers-Good

Browns-Good

Bengals-Bad

Ravens-Bad

Colts-Good

Titans-Good

Jaguars-Bad

Texans-Good

Broncos-Bad

Chiefs-Good

Raiders-Good

Chargers-Good

Giants-Good

Redskins-Good

Cowboys-Good

Eagles-OK

Bears-Good

Packers-Good

Vikings-Good

Lions-OK

Saints-Good

Buccaneers-Good

Panthers-Good

Falcons-Bad

Cardinals-Bad

Seahawks-Bad

Rams-OK

49ers-Good

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NFC North

Chicago - A

Green Bay - A+

Detriot - D-

Minnesota - B

NFC South

Carolina - B+

Atlanta - D-

Tampa Bay - B-

New Orleans - B

NFC East

Dallas - B

NY Giants - A

Washington - A+

Philadelphia - C+

NFC West

Seattle - F

St. Louis - B-

Arizona - B

San Francisco - B-

AFC North

Pittsburgh - A-

Cleveland - A+

Cincinnati - F

Baltimore - D-

AFC East

NY Jets - B (Green Pants detract from overall grade)

Buffalo - F

New England - A

Miami - B+

AFC South

Indianapolis - A+

Tennessee - B

Jacksonville - D

Houston - B+

AFC West

San Diego - C+

Oakland - A+

Denver - D-

Kansas City - A

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NFC North

Chicago - B (good)

Green Bay - A (good)

Detriot - C- (bad)

Minnesota - D (bad)

NFC South

Carolina - B (good)

Atlanta - D (bad)

Tampa Bay - A (good)

New Orleans - C (bad)

NFC East

Dallas - C (bad)

New York - C+ (good)

Washington - B (good)

Philadelphia - F (PICK SOME COLORS!!) (bad)

NFC West

Seattle - B (good)

St. Louis - C (bad)

Arizona - A (LOVE THE ALL RED) (good)

San Francisco - D (bad)

AFC North

Pittsburgh - B (good)

Cleveland - D (bad)

Cincinnati - A+++++ (EXCELLENT)

Baltimore - C (bad)

AFC East

New York - C (bad)

Buffalo - B (good)

New England - B (good)

Miami - C (bad)

AFC South -

Indianapolis - C+ (bad)

Tennessee - B (good)

Jacksonville - A (good)

Houston - C (bad)

AFC West

San Diego - A (good)

Oakland - C (bad)

Denver - B (good)

Kansas City - C (bad)

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NFC North

Chicago - A- (Would get an A+ if road unis were all white)

Green Bay - A+ top of the line

Detroit - B (before the recent "tweaks" they were an A+)

Minnesota - B (darker purple gets them an A+)

NFC South

Carolina - B+

Atlanta - F

Tampa Bay - B+

New Orleans - B+

NFC East

Dallas - A+ top of the line

New York - A+ top of the line

Washington - B

Philadelphia - D

NFC West

Seattle - F

St. Louis - B

Arizona - F

San Francisco - B

AFC North

Pittsburgh - A+ top of the line

Cleveland - A+ top of the line

Cincinnati - Is there a grade worse than F? Worst uniform ever period.

Baltimore - D

AFC East

New York - With white pants A+ With green pants D

Buffalo - F

New England - B

Miami - A

AFC South -

Indianapolis - A

Tennessee - C

Jacksonville - C

Houston - C+

AFC West

San Diego - A

Oakland - A+ top of the line

Denver - A- (lose the "modern" stripes and it's a top 10 uniform)

Kansas City - A+ top of the line

 

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Okay, here's the topic - for each NFL team, assign the uniforms a simple rating of good or bad.  Use what ever critieria you wish.  However, you must name 16 good and 16 bad.

Well what if there are more good uniforms than bad. Or vice versa.

I think we're working on a bell curve, so we're grading against the other teams regardless of the individual merits.

NYG - F (New road unis, red alt.)

DAL - P

PHI - F

WAS - F (Decent, but need to wear burgundy sometimes.)

CAR - F (Weird stripes on helmet. Had to find someone else to fail.)

ATL - F

NO - P

TB - P

MIN - P

CHI - P

DET - F (Black alt. Looks good, but doesn't fit the team.)

GB - P

STL - P

SEA - F

ARZ - F

SF - P

NE - F (Flying Elvis, silver alt.)

NYJ - F (Green pants.)

MIA - F (Teal pants, orange alt.)

BUF - F

BAL - P (Maybe I'm a homer, but I love the purple and black.)

PIT - P

CLE - P

CIN - F

IND - P

HOU - F (I had to find someone else to fail. Tough curve.)

JAX - P

TEN - P

KC - P

OAK - P

SD - F (Don't like the navy blue, esp. pants.)

DEN - F

This was very hard with the curve. Most teams have pretty decent unis, so I it was a stretch to fail some of the teams that I had to fail -- meaning some of my reasons may be fairly weak.

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NFC North

Chicago - A

Green Bay - C (Classic design, but it's the Packers. Puck the Fackers!)

Detriot - D

Minnesota - B

NFC South

Carolina - D (1995 called, they want their colors back)

Atlanta - D

Tampa Bay - D (Higher if they ditch the pewter pants with the red jersey)

New Orleans - B

NFC East

Dallas - D (800 shades of silver is the reasoning here)

NY Giants - B

Washington - A

Philadelphia - C (Liked the old green, and too much black)

NFC West

Seattle - F (ugh, that color and then to monochrome it)

St. Louis - B (I'd like to see white pants at home and blue away)

Arizona - C

San Francisco - B

AFC North

Pittsburgh - A

Cleveland - A

Cincinnati - D (Ditch the white stripe and we'll talk)

Baltimore - D (Orange jumpsuits would look nicer)

AFC East

NY Jets - B

Buffalo - F (so many things wrong)

New England - D (Not bad, but horribly bland)

Miami - D (Gary with a silent R)

AFC South

Indianapolis - A

Tennessee - C (Switch the Blues)

Jacksonville - D (1995 called, they want their colors back)

Houston - C (Should have gone with a white helmet, IMO)

AFC West

San Diego - B

Oakland - B

Denver - D (Keep the design, bring back the orange jerseys)

Kansas City - A (Classic, but needs a slight redesign maybe. Nothing major)

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The NFL uniforms and how I see them :rolleyes:

NATIONAL CONFERERNCE

EAST

Dallas-A-(91%) make throwback tops the HOME jersey,can wear White on ocassion.

NY Giants-A(94%)throw away red tops & you have an A+(150%) :notworthy:

Philly-A-(90%)could've had a yellow/gold beak to their logo,throw away green pants!!!

Wash.-B+(87%)make the stripes thinner on helmet /tops,use throwbacks once a year.

NORTH

Chicago-A+(110%)KEEP them the way they are-use bear as full time logo IMO though.

Detroit-B+(88%)-black stripes need to be thinner though,make nos. silver on alt tops.

Green Bay-see Chicago-could use a green outline on the yellow trim of their logo.

Minnesota-A-(90%)darken the purple a bit more and you have a classio.

SOUTH

Atlanta-B(85%)the logo is fine,but stripes need to be toned down though..

Carolina-B+(88%)remove the logo and put nos. on sleeves and u have a winner!!!

N.Orleans-B(84%)make the gold lighter and turn the nos. white on home tops.

Tampa-A(95%)wear white pants at home in spurts,make orange a bit thicker though.

WEST

Arizona-B(86%)love thier updated logo,even out the stripes IMO though.

San. Fran.-A(96%)remove logo on the strpies+make gold primary trim color.

St.Louis-A(94%)use blue pants w/gold stripe away+ blue stripe on gold pants though.

Seattle-B+(88%)use white pants at home FULL time and u have a winner!!!

AMERICAN CONFERENCE

EAST

Buffalo-C(75%)ditch blue pants+ remove blue shoulders from away tops.

Miami-B+(89%)logo is fine,but the stripes on both jerseys need to fixed up though.

N.Eng.-A(95%)see Carolina.make red stand out more.FYI,BURN silver tops :evil:

N.Y.Jets-A(96%)keep green pants AWAY.remove logo from BOTH tops.

NORTH

Balt.-B(86%)wear black tops with white pants.make alt. head logo primary IMO.

Clev.-A(94%)don't EVER wear brown or orange pants.see N.Engl.

Cin-C(75%)color panels w/tiger stripes.keep black pants AWAY!!!-ditch the "B".

Pitt.-A(98%)remove logo from jersey+make nos. thicker and letters thinner.

SOUTH

Houston-A(98%)make red trim on numbers thicker IMO though.

Indy.-A++(110%)just wear blue socks full time.

Jax.-B(84%)see Balt+Cin.wear teal tops w/white pants FULL time though.Stay in FL!!

Tenn.-B(82%)make sword logo a primary logo.use more red though.

WEST

Denver-A-(92%)make the orange a bit darker and trim a bit thicker.

K.C.-A(97%)add some yellow outlines on the helmet though.

Oak.-A+(100%)make black stripe thicker on pants.LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!!

S.D.-B(87%)make the bolts,facemask and nos. yellow.keep the white pants IMO.

That's all for today.THE END.luv,BatFan1400-Gotham City,U.S.A. :flagusa:

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Good

Oakland

Minnesota

Tampa Bay

Detriot

Philadelphia

Seattle

St. Louis

Arizona

Indianapolis (but PLEASE bring back the blue facemask!)

Houston

San Diego

Pittsburgh

New Orleans

New England

Dallas

Cleveland

Bad

Carolina

Atlanta

Washington

Cincinnati

Baltimore

Buffalo

Jacksonville

Chicago

Green Bay

New York Giants

San Francisco

New York Jets

Miami

Tennessee

Denver

Kansas City

Disclaimer: If this comment is about an NBA uniform from 2017-2018 or later, do not constitute a lack of acknowledgement of the corporate logo to mean anything other than "the corporate logo is terrible and makes the uniform significantly worse."

 

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AFC West

Kansas City - A+

San Diego - B-

Oakland - A+

Denver - B+

AFC North

Pittsburgh - A-(bring back block numbers)

Cleveland - A+

Cincinnati - B+

Baltimore - C+

AFC East

New York - A+

Buffalo - F+

New England - B

Miami - B+

AFC South -

Indianapolis - A+

Tennessee - B-

Jacksonville - C+

Houston - B-

NFC North

Chicago - A+

Green Bay - A+

Detriot - B-(get rid of black)

Minnesota - A-

NFC South

Carolina - B+

Atlanta - B

Tampa Bay - B

New Orleans - B

NFC East

Dallas - A+

New York - A

Washington - A

Philadelphia - B+

NFC West

Seattle - C

St. Louis - B--

Arizona - B

San Francisco - B+

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NFC North

Chicago - A

Green Bay - A

Detriot - B (Black Unis, no me gusta)

Minnesota - C

NFC South

Carolina - A

Atlanta - B (Red Unis Blast from the plast)

Tampa Bay - C

New Orleans - C

NFC East

Dallas - A

NY Giants - A

Washington - B

Philadelphia - C

NFC West

Seattle - B

St. Louis - C

Arizona - B

San Francisco - B

AFC North

Pittsburgh - B (Same thing as Iowa, someone has to change, and italics dont change a thing.)

Cleveland - A+

Cincinnati - D

Baltimore - C (Black Unis Again)

AFC East

NY Jets - A (If they dont wear the green pants)

Buffalo - D (I like the aways...)

New England - B

Miami - F (Please update!!!!!)

AFC South

Indianapolis - A+

Tennessee - C

Jacksonville - F (TEAL????)

Houston - A (Reds: En Fuego)

AFC West

San Diego - B (Wear the powders...)

Oakland - A

Denver - D (If they wore orange...that would be a different story.)

Kansas City - B (Uninspired)

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Mr. no funny nickname, you have nearly replicated Lake Woebegon. Everybody is above average, with four exceptions (two, if a C+ is above average since it is higher than a C). :P

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Being a Seahawk fan, I'm loving the new unis, but would love them more if they stuck with blue jersey/white pants for home, and white uni/blue pants for road. I'd love to see them use the prototype silver helmet they showed off a few years ago.

That being said, the only jersey I really despise is the Cleveland alternate orange jersey. Man that thing is almost as bad as the Univ. of Oregon's alternate jersey!

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Here it goes:

BILLS: F (burn em' and start over).

DOLPHINS: B

JETS: B- (too many stripes)

PATRIOTS: B+ (much better than the uni's they used to wear)

COLTS: B+ (would be an A if they got rid of those striped socks)

JAGS: A- (clean, sharp look)

TITANS: B (would look better without white helmet)

TEXANS: A- (red socks need to go on away uniform)

BENGALS: C (look like a real team with black shoes, but uni too busy)

BROWNS: D (old, drab and striped socks look straight out of 1975)

STEELERS: B+ (solid and easily recognizable)

RAVENS: C (kudos for ditching striped socks; should wear black pants on road)

CHARGERS: A- (nice; throwbacks are good AS THROWBACKS)

RAIDERS: B (solid and traditional, but not a fan of cheap silver numbers on homes)

CHIEFS: C- (red is way too bright; desperately needs an update)

BRONCOS A- (were unique until every college/high school in country copied them)

GIANTS: B+ (still not crazy about new roads; but still a sharp look overall)

COWBOYS: D (overrated uni; pick a silver and blue and go with it).

EAGLES: A+ (with addition of black shoes it became the sharpest uni in league)

REDSKINS: F (old and way out-of-style; this ain't 1980 anymore; burn em')

BEARS: B- (traditional, but socks need to go)

LIONS: A- (good update a few years ago; much sharper, newer look)

PACKERS: A- (a team that should never change anything)

VIKINGS: C (some minor updates could easily make this an A; purple pants are needed)

BUCS: A (solid and easily recognizable; best uni upgrade ever)

FALCONS: A- (much, much better than those drab things they used to wear)

SAINTS: D- (can someone pick a gold and use it EVERYWHERE?)

PANTHERS: B+ (nothing wrong with it; alternate is good too)

49ERS: B (after seeing those butt-ugly throwback unis a few weeks ago, these look REALLY good)

RAMS: A (clean, sharp colors and stripe-less. Can't go wrong with that).

SEAHAWKS: A- (the all white uniform might be the best in the league; helmet is cool)

CARDINALS: INC (haven't seen the red pants yet, so can't grade them yet; the gray facemask looks completely out-of-place).

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BAD:

Detroit Lions... they went to being one of my top 5 to the worst

Patriots... no more flying elvis dorito head

Bills... I actually like this uniform better, but I think they should merge the old and current look.

Eagles... lose the black jersey, get a more greenish jersey, get a real number font

Ravens... change the number font to the first jersey

Falcons.... too trendy, will look silly in 10 years.

Cardinals.... F-

Bengals.... get a real number font, and tone down the craziness. If strippers designed football jerseys, they would design these.

Seahawks.... lose the all blue look, lose the flourescent green (my favortie color, but not a football color), add silver helmet for road games.

Vikings... add some shoulder stripes to the purple jersey so that it looks like the white jersey

Chiefs... add shoulder stripes like Vikings jersey, add tiny amounts of black to uniform, since helmet has black on it

Jacksonville... move the team to LA, come up with new uniforms that use LA on the helmet and have colors similar to the Lakers and Kings

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AFC East

Buffalo: Bad

Miami: Good

New England: Bad

New York: Bad

AFC North

Baltimore: Bad

Cincinnati: Bad

Cleveland: Good

Pittsburgh: Good

AFC South

Houston: Good

Indianapolis: Good

Jacksonville: Bad

Tennessee: Bad

AFC West

Denver: Bad

Kansas City: Good

Oakland: Good

San Diego: Good

NFC East

Dallas: Bad

New York: Bad

Philadelphia: Bad

Washington: Good

NFC North

Chicago: Good

Detroit: Bad

Green Bay: Good

Minnesota: Good

NFC South

Atlanta: Bad

Carolina: Good

New Orleans: Good

Tampa Bay: Good

NFC West

Arizona: Bad

St. Louis: Bad

San Francisco: Good

Seattle: Bad

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AFC East

Buffalo: Bad

Miami: Good

New England: Good

New York: Bad

AFC North

Baltimore: Bad

Cincinnati: Good

Cleveland: Bad

Pittsburgh: Bad

AFC South

Houston: Good

Indianapolis: Good

Jacksonville: Good

Tennessee: Bad

AFC West

Denver: Bad

Kansas City: Good

Oakland: Good

San Diego: Good

NFC East

Dallas: Bad

New York: Bad

Philadelphia: Bad

Washington: Good

NFC North

Chicago: Good

Detroit: Bad

Green Bay: Good

Minnesota: Good

NFC South

Atlanta: Bad

Carolina: Good

New Orleans: Good

Tampa Bay: Bad

NFC West

Arizona: Bad

St. Louis: Bad

San Francisco: Good

Seattle: Good

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NFC North

Chicago - Perfect

Green Bay - Good

Detriot - Bad

Minnesota - Good

NFC South

Carolina - Good

Atlanta - Bad

Tampa Bay - Perfect

New Orleans - Good

NFC East

Dallas - Good

New York - Perfect

Washington - Perfect

Philadelphia - Good

NFC West

Seattle - Awful

St. Louis - Good

Arizona - Awful

San Francisco - Good

AFC North

Pittsburgh - Perfect

Cleveland - Good

Cincinnati - Awful

Baltimore - Bad

AFC East

New York - Perfect

Buffalo - Bad

New England - Good

Miami - Good

AFC South -

Indianapolis - Perfect

Tennessee - Good

Jacksonville - Bad

Houston - Good

AFC West

San Diego - Bad (POWDER BLUE DAMMIT)

Oakland - Perfect

Denver - Good

Kansas City - Good

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