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The Pirates used to have a Pirate mascot. It only lasted half the season becasue the guy that played him was arrested for breaking into a city pool at night with his lady friend and you know... That man went on to be on a whole host of MTV reality shows. Timmy from Road Rules.

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No picturew? :mad:

Kind of hard to get pictures if he's not going to be introduced until April 16th.

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If the Pirates really want to attract more fans they could try having a winning season for the first time in 14 years.

This is because teams like the Pirates are more interested in generating $$$ by being able to sell lame mascot toys, than actually winning a few games on the field.

BTW, anyone remember the stupid Steelers mascot that lasted about half a game? It was some dopey looking miner with a giant foam head, and when he was introduced the fans booed and Bill Cowher was caught on camera laughing.

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BTW, anyone remember the stupid Steelers mascot that lasted about half a game? It was some dopey looking miner with a giant foam head, and when he was introduced the fans booed and Bill Cowher was caught on camera laughing.

That sounds like the debut of Wally the Green Monster at Fenway Park Fans booed him when he came ot of the wall for the first time and every time he was out in the open. For the remainder of the year, he didn't come into the stands, he just kept to the concourse under the stands.

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I think the "Wally" game was the same game where the Sox debuted their white "alternate" caps that I think they wore like twice.

Wally looks like a green version of Elmo from Sesame Street, or a calmer version of Oscar the Grouch.

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If the Pirates really want to attract more fans they could try having a winning season for the first time in 14 years.

This is because teams like the Pirates are more interested in generating $$$ by being able to sell lame mascot toys, than actually winning a few games on the field.

BTW, anyone remember the stupid Steelers mascot that lasted about half a game? It was some dopey looking miner with a giant foam head, and when he was introduced the fans booed and Bill Cowher was caught on camera laughing.

Would that be Stevie Steeler? He showed up on a NFL Films thing on mascots and looked rally lame, why did the Steelers get rid of "The Terrible Fan" he kicked so much ass a giant Terrible Towel wearing a fur coat. Why do the Buccos need a new mascot the Pirate Parrot is one of the best.

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No name either... my suggestion though is Chuck Cunningham. Since I bet he's long gone this time next year once the All-Star game is a thing of the past.

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I was hoping Ryan Vogelsong could be the new mascot. He's perfect. He represents futility and untapped potential.

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For a minute, I thought they were talking about two guys that were just gonna be dressed up like pirates, like the Celtics' Lucky. I'm hoping that wouldn't happen, as that would probably scare the kids to see two dirty old men with bandanas, eye patches and gold teeth. Hopefully they go with some big-headed, top-heavy character instead, as laughable as it may be.

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Who the heck needs TWO mascots? Especially Pittsburgh where that parrot has been around for awhile. That's just confusing to kids they don't understand things like that. The Florida Panthers sort of tried that in a way. I remember early in the season when it became the Bank Atlantic Center they had Stanley C. Panther and this giant walking #7 to represent that Bank Atlantic is open 7 days a week for transactions. Kids still went and hugged Stanley Panther. They love him. Except I saw some 5 year old run in terror from the walking 7.

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