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Hey guys.  i talked to SharkHatesBrown today as he came into my grocery store and he said he will be back as early as Friday.  The problem is with his connection in which a certain company didn't hold up to promises with a fast connection.  He has a new company that he deals with and says he'll be back up very soon.

He also hinted at a X-over challenge.  So get ready.  Of course, he wouldn't spill on which team or sport will be doing.

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I think we need an X-rated X-over... like..  porn and lacrosse

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A little high sticking will get you two in the box

Well, this is my nomination for "Line of the Week"...

HAHAhAhahAhahAhAHAHAhahAhAHAhahahAhahahaAHa!!!!!!!!!

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Porn and Hockey...

He shoots and scores, indeed!

Announcer:  He shoots and scores!  He slipped it into the 5-hole.   :D  :D  :D

2004 San Jose Sharks 7th Man Fan of the Year

San Jose Gold Miners - 4x Lombardi Cup Champions

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I found this a while back.

REASONS WHY HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX

It's legal to play hockey professionally.

The puck is always hard.

Protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it.

It lasts a full hour.

You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.

Your parents cheer when you score.

A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.

Periods only last 20 minutes.

You can count on it at least twice a week.

You can tell your friends about it afterwards.

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Let me see...

What's the penalty for instagating?

What's the penalty for having your shaft's curve bent too far?

Is the goaltender's padding made of tissue?

Do butterfly goalies have an advantage over standing goalies?

What size is the Stanley Cup? 'DD'?

I saw, I came, I left.

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