infrared41 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Dear MLB,We have heard rumors that you actually have 28 other teams. Until Peter Gammons confirms it, we will continue to treat this as nothing more than a rumor. Someone even suggested that you have a team in Canada. Now that's funny. Sincerely, ESPN All roads lead to Dollar General. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whalersjets Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Dear CCSLC,I pulled my groin typing this message.Sincerely,Mark Prior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cujo Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Dear MLB,We have heard rumors that you actually have 28 other teams...Sincerely, ESPNBull:censored:! ..... ESPN knows of the Mets, unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerbreadmann Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 Dear MLB,We have heard rumors that you actually have 28 other teams...Sincerely, ESPNBull:censored:! ..... ESPN knows of the Mets, unfortunately. And the Cubs. Though the only mention of the word "Royal" in the same context as MLB is when discussing Bud Selig, or George Steinbrenner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cujo Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Dear MLB,We have heard rumors that you actually have 28 other teams...Sincerely, ESPNBull:censored:! ..... ESPN knows of the Mets, unfortunately. And the Cubs. Okay, I'll admit Chicago might be a distant 4th to the Sawks, Yanks and Mets .... but there is NO WAY our friends at ESPN would devote an entire day's worth of programming to the Cubs if they were the ones blowing a 3-run lead to the Phils in the 9th. They ing KILLED that story into the ground! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 They did that because they hate the Mets and were mocking all Mets fans and hoping to dance on our graves. Stuart Scott seems to take more glee when he says Boo-ya during a Mets loss then a Mets win, because they are all robots to the Yankees being the Varsity BS Mets fans have put up with for years. www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OB33 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Dear New York,You need a catcher. Paul Lo Duca is available. Let's make something happen, preferably involving some of your top prospects.Sincerely,All 3 Nationals fans. #CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maz Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Dear "New" Pirates Management,You're still the worst in the league, and we still hate you. the all you can eat seats and fireworks, we want wins, and for you to make your rare trade alittle less rare, and at least somewhat beneficial (that one yesterday sucked), and maybe, if anything, sign some free agents and quit drafting and relying on prospect bust after prospect bust. God forbid you spend some money only to earn it and more back when the fans finally come out to see a winner again, eh? And dont pull the whole "small market syndrome" thing. Cut the giveaways and gimmicks and we can spend as much as anyone else.Sincerely,The handful of Pirates fans that havent deserted the team yet after 15 years. Pittsburgh Arsenal - Elite Football League (NFL) - est. 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 They did that because they hate the Mets and were mocking all Mets fans and hoping to dance on our graves. Stuart Scott seems to take more glee when he says Boo-ya during a Mets loss then a Mets win, because they are all robots to the Yankees being the Varsity BS Mets fans have put up with for years.I would never want to run into Stuart Scott on the street. I would have no idea which eye to look at. On 4/10/2017 at 3:05 PM, Rollins Man said: what the hell is ccslc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
averyj Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Los Angeles Dodgers aquire Casey Blake for Triple-A pitcher Jon Meloan and Class A catcher Carlos Santana. You know, I rarely visit ccslsc anymore. I really should fix that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFoA Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 They did that because they hate the Mets and were mocking all Mets fans and hoping to dance on our graves. Stuart Scott seems to take more glee when he says Boo-ya during a Mets loss then a Mets win, because they are all robots to the Yankees being the Varsity BS Mets fans have put up with for years.I really wish you're joking. You can't be at all serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 well they do hate the Mets, and Stuart Scott is annoying www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFoA Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 They hate the Mets. Like THEY were the ones that started the whole "THE METS ARE DOOMEDDEDDD" after they lost that game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cujo Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 They hate the Mets. Like THEY were the ones that started the whole "THE METS ARE DOOMEDDEDDD" after they lost that game.ESPN has yet to grasp the concept of a 162 game season ... nor has Tnak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFoA Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 They hate the Mets. Like THEY were the ones that started the whole "THE METS ARE DOOMEDDEDDD" after they lost that game.ESPN has yet to grasp the concept of a 162 game season ... nor has Tnak.I give ESPN a lot of flak, but they were not the ones that started that talk. The NY Media definitely spearheaded the gloom and doom talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 well they do hate the Mets, and Stuart Scott is annoyingESPN GUYAnd, in other baseball news, the Mets lost today...TNAKSTOP HATING US!!! THE SEASON'S OVER!!!WAAAUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!And thus begins, and ends, my screenwriting career. Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 See its not me everyone said the Mets were doomed. www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cujo Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 See its not me everyone said the Mets were doomed.No. We've been saying all along that the Mets have nothing to worry about.The Mets currently own a two-game lead in the East -- all after being at least seven games out in early-June, a mid-season managerial change, and several late-inning choke-jobs against Arizona and Philly.It's a long season. You and the media don't seem to understand that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Dear Cardinals,Have you ever heard of spending money/attempting to upgrade your roster in a pennant race?Signed,Cardinals fans. On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiddySicks Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Dear Cardinals,Have you ever heard of spending money/attempting to upgrade your roster in a pennant race?Signed,Cardinals fans.Dear Cardinals Fans,Scott Rolen, maybe?Signed,Every other Cards team that isn't the 08 team, maybe? On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said: She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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