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"Burt Reynolds."

"That's not my name."

"...oooookayyyy. Turd Ferguson."

"Yeah, what you do want."

"You buzzed in."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did!"

"Yeah, well, that's your opinion."

greatest exchange in SNL history

♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫

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"Burt Reynolds."

"That's not my name."

"...oooookayyyy. Turd Ferguson."

"Yeah, what you do want."

"You buzzed in."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did!"

"Yeah, well, that's your opinion."

greatest exchange in SNL history

Norm MacDonald was great as Burt Reynolds.

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"Who is, ah, Scooby-Doo."

"No."

"That was a funny dog, Scooby-Doo. He drove around in a van, and, ah, solved mysteries."

"That's incorrect."

"No, that's correct. I remember, he had a pal. Scrappy-Doo."

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I'm a pitcher, and as much as I fear getting a line drive to my head, I wouldn't ever consider wearing those stupid hats. I'd rather take my chances.

That's what hockey players once said about wearing helmets.

False equivalency. Hockey is, by its nature, a contact sport. Baseball is not. Besides, hockey helmets don't look ridiculous.

Dancing is a contact sport. Hockey's a collision sport.

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Oh what could have been....

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How hard would it be to make a normal sized piece of hard plastic or metal that fits into the crown like the cardboard inserts?

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On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.

On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said:

Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.

POTD 5/24/12POTD 2/26/17

 

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How hard would it be to make a normal sized piece of hard plastic or metal that fits into the crown like the cardboard inserts?

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You need cushioning to make a safety helmet. It's physics.

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How hard would it be to make a normal sized piece of hard plastic or metal that fits into the crown like the cardboard inserts?

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You need cushioning to make a safety helmet. It's physics.

Then do this inside:

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On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.

On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said:

Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.

POTD 5/24/12POTD 2/26/17

 

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