neo_prankster

You're gonna let uniforms ruin your enjoyment of a new league? Give the XFL a chance!!!! We need for the NFL to have some competition every now and then.

The links to the NHL number fonts are all broken.

That looks nice. Maybe a chrome finish to the crest?

That Rangers concept actually looks sweet. Now, let's see a blasphemous Kings set.

Here's a league logo for a possible fictional league series: Not sure if I want to do 32, 36 or 40 teams.

Honestly, that would've looked good in the 90's and they could've went back to the classic look afterwards.

For an eight team league, they could've got away with having one team be purple or teal. Or both.

Wildcats road uniform actually looks pretty good.

Sure does. All it needs is a navy helmet, but I totally understand if the designers thought the logo looked better on white.

Certainly wasn't Nike.

Houston looking really sharp!

Battle Hawks look pretty solid!

Kinda like rooting for Toys R Us to close down when the only other place to buy toys for your son or daughter are Walmart, Amazon and Target.

Just imagine if the NFL didn't monopolize [American/Gridiron] football... *scratch that* Just imagine...instead of the NFL...you get not one, but TWO gridiron leagues to fill your pigskin appetite. Fall League (Working title) The Fall League (or whatever I end up calling it) caters to old-school fans, mostly an older crowd, that prefer the classic, physical, smashmouth kind of football. NOTE: The cities listed are not yet finalized. Spring/Summer League (Working title) If you want a more fun, free-wheeling, footloose kind of football, the Spring/Summer League is right for you! NOTE: The cities listed are not yet finalized.

Neo's World of Sports Built from Scratch (A work in progress; Could be a preview of a future concept series) BASEBALL League A EAST Atlanta Boston Cleveland Detroit New York Philadelphia Toronto Washington WEST Chicago Dallas Los Angeles Milwaukee Minnesota San Francisco Seattle St Louis League B EAST Baltimore Brooklyn Charlotte (or Louisville) Cincinnati (or Louisville) Miami (or Louisville) Montreal Nashville (or Louisville) Pittsburgh WEST Anaheim (or PDX/Vegas) Denver Houston Kansas City Oakland (or PDX/Vegas) Phoenix (or PDX/Vegas) San Diego Vancouver BASKETBALL Western Conference Pacific Division Los Angeles Phoenix Portland Sacramento (or Las Vegas) San Diego (or Las Vegas) San Francisco Seattle Vancouver Midwest Division Dallas Denver Houston Kansas City New Orleans Salt Lake City San Antonio St Louis Eastern Conference Central Chicago Cleveland Detroit Indiana Kentucky Milwaukee Minnesota Toronto (or Buffalo) Atlantic Division Atlanta Boston Charlotte Miami New York Orlando Philadelphia Washington, DC BOX LACROSSE Atlantic Atlanta Baltimore Carolina New York Orlando Philadelphia Pittsburgh Washington Northeast Buffalo Cleveland Hamilton Montreal New England Ottawa Rochester (or Albany) Toronto Central Chicago Dallas Detroit Houston Milwaukee Minnesota Saskatchewan Winnipeg Pacific Calgary Denver Edmonton Los Angeles Portland San Francisco Seattle Vancouver GRIDIRON FOOTBALL (Spring) International (or World) Conference European East Eligible Cities (5 Slots) - Amsterdam, The Netherlands - Berlin, Germany - Brussels, Belgium - Dusseldorf, Germany - Frankfurt am Main, Germany - Milan, Italy - Rome, Italy - Stockholm, Sweden - Vienna, Austria European West Eligible Cities (5 Slots) - Barcelona, Spain - Dublin, Ireland - Edinburgh, Scotland - Glasgow, Scotland - London, England - Madrid, Spain - Manchester, England - Monte Carlo, Monaco - Paris, France Canadian East Eligible Cities (5 Slots) - Halifax, Nova Scotia - Hamilton, Ontario - Moncton, New Brunswick - Montreal, Quebec - Ottawa, Ontario - Quebec City, Quebec - Toronto, Ontario Canadian West Eligible Cities (5 Slots) - Anchorage, Alaska - Calgary, Alberta - Edmonton, Alberta - Regina, Saskatchewan - Saskatoon, Saskatchewan - Vancouver, British Columbia - Winnipeg, Manitoba United States Conference Atlantic Eligible Cities (5 Slots) - Baltimore, Maryland - Boston, Massachusetts - Brooklyn, New York - Buffalo, New York - Hartford, Connecticut - New York City - Norfolk, Virginia - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania - Providence, Rhode Island - Rochester, New York - Virginia Beach, Virginia - Washington, DC Southern Eligible Cities (5 Slots) - Birmingham, Alabama - Charlotte, North Carolina - Jacksonville, Florida - Louisville, Kentucky - Memphis, Tennessee - Nashville, Tennessee - New Orleans, Louisiana - Orlando, Florida - Raleigh, North Carolina - Shreveport, Louisiana - St Petersburg, Florida - Tampa, Florida Central Eligible Cities (5 Slots) - Austin, Texas - Chicago, Illinois - Columbus, Ohio - Dallas, Texas - Detroit, Michigan - Fargo, North Dakota - Houston, Texas - Indianapolis, Indiana - Oklahoma City, Oklahoma - Omaha, Nebraska - San Antonio, Texas - Tulsa, Oklahoma Pacific Eligible Cities (5 Slots) - Albuquerque, New Mexico - Anaheim, California - Boise, Idaho - Las Vegas, Nevada - Los Angeles, California - Oakland, California - Portland, Oregon - Sacramento, California - Salt Lake City, Utah - San Jose, California - Tucson, Arizona GRIDIRON FOOTBALL (Fall) East Eligible Cities: 5 Slots in Conference A; 5 Slots in Conference B - Atlantic City, New Jersey - Baltimore, Maryland - Boston, Massachusetts - Brooklyn, New York - Buffalo, New York - Hartford, Connecticut - New York City - Norfolk, Virginia - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania - Providence, Rhode Island - Washington, DC North Eligible Cities: 5 Slots in Conference A; 5 Slots in Conference B - Chicago, Illinois - Cincinnati, Ohio - Cleveland, Ohio - Columbus, Ohio - Detroit, Michigan - Green Bay, Wisconsin - Indianapolis, Indiana - Kansas City, Missouri - Milwaukee, Wisconsin - Minneapolis, Minnesota - Omaha, Nebraska - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania - St Louis, Missouri South Eligible Cities: 5 Slots in Conference A; 5 Slots in Conference B - Atlanta, Georgia - Charlotte, North Carolina - Dallas, Texas - Jacksonville, Florida - Houston, Texas - Louisville, Kentucky - Kansas City, Missouri - Memphis, Tennessee - Miami, Florida - Nashville, Tennessee - New Orleans, Louisiana - Oklahoma City, Oklahoma - Orlando, Florida - San Antonio, Texas - St Louis, Missouri - Tampa, Florida West Eligible Cities: 5 Slots in Conference A; 5 Slots in Conference B - Albuquerque, New Mexico - Anaheim, California - Denver, Colorado - Las Vegas, Nevada - Los Angeles, California - Oakland, California - Phoenix, Arizona - Portland, Oregon - Sacramento, California - Salt Lake City, Utah - San Diego, California - San Francisco, California - San Jose, California - Seattle, Washington ICE HOCKEY Pacific Division Calgary Denver Edmonton Los Angeles Portland San Jose Seattle Vancouver Central Division Chicago Dallas Houston Kansas City Milwaukee Minnesota St Louis Winnipeg Northeast Division Buffalo Detroit Hamilton Indianapolis Montreal Ottawa Quebec City Toronto Atlantic Division Boston Charlotte Cleveland New York Philadelphia Pittsburgh Tampa Bay Washington, DC OUTDOOR SOCCER Eastern Conference Atlanta Charlotte Chicago Columbus Louisville Montreal New England New Jersey New York Philadelphia Rochester Tampa Bay Toronto Washington, DC Western Conference Dallas Denver Houston Kansas City Las Vegas Los Angeles Minnesota Portland Salt Lake City San Diego San Jose Seattle Vancouver C&C Welcome.

Where do I begin? Aztecs passing up opportunities to join Pac-12 in the 90s. Bolts losing to SF in Super Bowl XXIX. Pads getting swept by the Yanks in 98. XFL 1.0 folding. Gwynn's retirement. NHL 2005 Lockout wiping out a whole season. Bonds tying Aaron's HR record at Petco Park. Pads firing Bochy. Bolts losing to NE in the 2006 playoffs after posting a 14-2 record. Bolts hiring Norv Turner the following offseason. NFL Europe folding in 2007. Arena League taking 2009 off. Bolts moving away two years ago. AAF folding with two weeks left.

The Giants should have done something more like this!

Aeneas Williams as a Ram.

Iron Mike with the Eagles.

Hopefully the Chargers' branding can be retired too. Ditto for the Redskins. Do you think climate change would render the Oilers name politically incorrect nowadays?

Not a fan of the Bills' field design this year. Looked better with the helmet at the 50 yard line and the red end zones years ago. Yeah I definitely see what you're talking about with the Eagles end zone. Hope they correct that soon. Also, this wasn't the first time the Jets didn't have a painted end zone. I'm pretty sure the Giants and Jets both used the green of the field surface at the old Meadowlands back in the early to mid 2000's.

"Haley Joel Osment saw dead people more clearly than Brett Favre can see his own receivers!" "I've seen internet dial up speeds faster than Warrick Dunn has been running all night!" "Wow, look at those muscles. I wonder if Ed Hochuli is secretly The Incredible Hulk!" "You gotta love Mark Brunell's scrambling ability, Al. I mean, he carried that football to the endzone like he fell prey to Montezuma's Revenge!"

Even if Miller's rants had little to do with the action on the field?