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two names i will add...

best name candidate #1: Wonderful Terrific Monds III, former Braves/Reds farmhand

best name candidate #2: the best name ever to grace a jersey....HE HATE ME

you know me, i had to do it. :P

others:

Mike Quick, former Eagle

Billy Cannon, original Oiler

Kaka, Brazil futbolista

Preki, KC Wizards

Davor Suker, Croatian soccer legend

Gianluca Pagliuca, Italian keeper

Major Harris, West Virginia QB legend and semipro nomad

Maushae Byles, newest IUPUI baller and also a friend of mine

Steve Tenhagen, former UW Whitewater WR...ironic thing was his number was 89

Matt Unertl, former UW backup fullback

Tore Andre Flo, Swedish soccer star (yeah, apparently they still exist) :hockeysmiley:

Joe Don Looney, enigmatic halfback ni the late 50s and early 60s...or what Ricky Williams woulda sounded like if he were mouthy and white

Ralf Mosijenko, Redskins punter in the 80s

Frenchy Fuqua, Steelers halfback during the reign of the Curtain

Mark Rypien, early 90s Skins QB...always thought his name sounded cool

Dan Devine, ex-Packer and Notre Dame HC

Bastian Lano, former Rhein Fire defensive end

Jonah Lomu, NZ All Blacks star

King Hill, Cardinals QB bust in 60s

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Like Donald Iguewbekue ?

Indeed!

and Ali Haji-Sheik

and Faud Reviez.

Ah, the good old days, when everyone had thier own Zendejas.

Or in the case of the Packers, (Max) Xendejas... possibly the worst player to ever put on an NFL uniform.

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Dubya's thoughts on "terrorist" nations: "They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

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(Bronislaw) Bronko Nagurski

Sonny Sixkiller

Boog Powell

Steve Smear, mentioned above, played in the CFL as well, with the Alouettes.

Comic Sans walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here."

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From the Strongman competetions--which I watch just to see what kind of wacky stuff they dream up---

Magnus ver Magnusson (Basically Icelandic for Magnus Jr.)

Comic Sans walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here."

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Robert "Death To Flying Things" Ferguson-early NL star

Dick Trickle-must always be mentioned

Fair Hooker-60's Browns(?) WR

Happy Feller-Eagles K

What was the name of the Hawaiian NFL'er who played mainly special teams, mostly for the Dolphins and Pats, IIRC? :blink:

I've decided to give up hope for all sports teams I follow

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Tore Andre Flo, Swedish soccer star (yeah, apparently they still exist) :hockeysmiley:

he's Norwegian actually!!!!

honest mistake, i'd been thinkin he was a swede for some reason

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I always laugh whenever I see the following:

Choo Choo Coleman

Paul Splittorff

Dave Heaverlo

And for what it's worth, former Portland Winter Hawks (hockey, in case you didn't know) radio commentator Ron Ross always insisted that coaches assemble lines based on the players last names and that a "syllable cap" should be instituted. :hockeysmiley:

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Baskerville Holmes, played basketball for I beleive Memphis state.

Uwe Blab-Dallas Mavericks

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press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of

speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us

the freedom to demonstrate. And it is the soldier who salutes the

flag, serves beneath the flag, whose coffin is draped by the flag, and

who allows the protester to burn the flag."

Marine Chaplain Dennis Edward O' Brien

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I think it's time for a little musical interlude here. I give you the complete lyrics to the song "Van Lingle Mungo" by David Frishberg.

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Heeney Majeski, Johnny Gee

Eddie Joost, Johnny Pesky, Thornton Lee

Danny Gardella

Van Lingle Mungo

Whitey Kurowski, Max Lanier

Eddie Waitkus, Johnny Vander Meer

Bob Estalella

Van Lingle Mungo

Augie Bergamo

Sigmund Jakucki

Big Johnny Mize and Barney McCosky

Hal Trosky

Augie Galan and Pinky May

Stan Hack and Frenchy Bordagaray

Phil Cavarretta, George McQuinn

Howard Pollet and Early Wynn

Roy Campanella

Van Lingle Mungo

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Augie Bergamo

Sigmund Jakucki

Big Johnny Mize and Barney McCosky

Hal Trosky

John Antonelli, Ferris Fain

Frankie Crosetti, Johnny Sain

Harry Brecheen and Lou Boudreau

Frankie Gustine and Claude Passeau

Eddie Basinski

Ernie Lombardi

Huey Mulcahy

Van Lingle ...

Van Lingle Mungo

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