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Alright tomorrow starts the Olympic Hockey Tournament. Now anyone can tell me who they think is going to win the Gold. What I want to know is what will be the final score of the Italy-Canada Game tomorrow.

Here's what I have: 14-0 Canada

22-0 Canada.

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The mens game will be closer then the womens, because you have to take into account just how good Canada and the US are in womens hockey compared to the rest of the world. In mens hockey the other nations are a bit more competitive, but still Italy is outmatched for sure. my prediction in 7-0 for Canada.

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Alright tomorrow starts the Olympic Hockey Tournament. Now anyone can tell me who they think is going to win the Gold. What I want to know is what will be the final score of the Italy-Canada Game tomorrow.

Here's what I have: 14-0 Canada

22-0 Canada.

You were close. :rolleyes::P

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Bill Swerski's Super Fans; 2006 Olympic Hockey Edition

[ open on exterior, Ditka's Restaurant ]

[ dissolve to the Round Table, where Bill Swerski and his Chicago Bears/Bulls/Blackhawks/Cubs Super Fan friends sit, surroundsed by polish sausange and bratwurst ]

Bill Swerski: Good afternoon, my friends, and welcome to "Bill Swerski's Super Fans"! I'm Bill Swerski, and with me, as always, are the Super Fans: Pat Arnold..

Pat Arnold: Hey, Bill.

Bill Swerski: ..Todd O'Conner..

Todd O'Conner: [ while chewing his food ] Bill.

Bill Swerski: ..and Carl Wollarski.

Carl Wollarski: How ya' doing, Bill?

Bill Swerski: Okay. We're talkin' Olympics and the only sport worth watching- ice hockey. Okay, by my watch, we're about thirteen minutes from game time. As you are sure aware, Team Canada is getting ready for their Olympic face-off against Team Italy. Now, let go around the room for some predictions. Pat?

Pat Arnold: Canada, 62 to 3.

Bill Swerski: Okay. Todd.

Todd O'Conner: Canada. 79-zip.

Bill Swerski: Oh, really? You don't think that Italy will score?

Todd O'Conner: No, I do not! Canada's defense is like a wall. You can't go through it!

Bill Swerski: Alright. How about you, Carl?

Carl Wollarski: I say Canada, 52 to 5.

Pat Arnold: Oh, what? Come on!

Carl Wollarski: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I gotta give Italy credit - I think they'll give Canada a game!

Bill Swerski: Alright, leave him alone, that's his prerogative! As for my prediction.. at game's end, uh.. there won't be two teams of contrasting moods heading off da field, my friends. One gloom, one gleeful. The gleeful, of which be.. Canada!

Superfans: Canada!!

Bill Swerski: I say 74 to 2! I mean, after all, our cousins to da north got their civic pride is on the line. Because, let's face it, if Italy were to somehow beat Canada, we'd never hear the end of it.

Todd O'Conner: Aw, they would love it over there!

Bill Swerski: Alright, alright! Now, let me shift gears here for a moment. What is God's role in this? Obviously, he's rooting for Canada.

Pat Arnold: And that's despite the fact the Vatican's in Italy.

Carl Wollarski: That's right.

Bill Swerski: That's right. Da question is: Now, did God create Team Canada, and make them superior to all teams? Or is he simply a huge fan, and Gretzky made them superior to all other teams?

Carl Wollarski: That's a tough one.

Pat Arnold: That's deep.

Bill Swerski: Now, gentlemen, let me ask you this: What if Team Canada were all 14 inches tall, you know, about so high? Now, what's your score of today's game?

Carl Wollarski: Against Italy?

Bill Swerski: Yes, give 'em a handicap.

Carl Wollarski: Canada 10, Italy 8. And that would finally be a good game.

Pat Arnold: Yeah, it would be a good game. Mini Canucks 14, Italy 6.

Todd O'Conner: What about Coach Gretzky? Would he be mini, too?

Bill Swerski: No, he would be full-grown.

Todd O'Conner: Oh, then, uh.. Mini Canada 31, Italy 2.

Carl Wollarski: Oh, hold on. Then I change mine, too. I thought it was Mini Gretzky too. :hockeysmiley:

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Alright tomorrow starts the Olympic Hockey Tournament. Now anyone can tell me who they think is going to win the Gold. What I want to know is what will be the final score of the Italy-Canada Game tomorrow.

Here's what I have: 14-0 Canada

22-0 Canada.

You were close. :rolleyes::P

22-0, 7-2, Tomato Tomahto.

:P

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Bill Swerski: Now, gentlemen, let me ask you this: What if Team Canada were all 14 inches tall, you know, about so high? Now, what's your score of today's game?

Carl Wollarski: Against Italy?

Bill Swerski: Yes, give 'em a handicap.

Carl Wollarski: Canada 10, Italy 8. And that would finally be a good game.

Pat Arnold: Yeah, it would be a good game. Mini Canucks 14, Italy 6.

Todd O'Conner: What about Coach Gretzky? Would he be mini, too?

Bill Swerski: No, he would be full-grown.

Todd O'Conner: Oh, then, uh.. Mini Canada 31, Italy 2.

Carl Wollarski: Oh, hold on. Then I change mine, too. I thought it was Mini Gretzky too. :hockeysmiley:

Oh man that was great... I always loved the Mini-Bears prediction :lol:

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