Sec19Row53 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 You just can't make shtuff like this up. http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sp...-home-headlinesHe's also lost 30 lbs. this off season. Methinks he was on the Jason Giambi diet. It's where I sit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatSleepJeep Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Until they ditch Rothschild, they will continue to destroy their arms and lose games.Sorry, Samrdzija; you're doomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 The sun also rose in the east this morning. Proud owner of the Utah Pioneers of the Continnental Baseball League.PACKER BACKER FOREVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WJMorris3 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 You just can't make shtuff like this up. http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sp...-home-headlinesHe's also lost 30 lbs. this off season. Methinks he was on the Jason Giambi diet.Can we kinda call this the Larry Andersen-esque Jacuzzi-tusion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braden Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Where does this go down in the stupidest ways to get injured?I think it goes behind carpel tunnel from playing Guitar Hero, and the Barmes venison incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnWis97 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Where does this go down in the stupidest ways to get injured?I think it goes behind carpel tunnel from playing Guitar Hero, and the Barmes venison incident.I forget who, but didn't someone hurt theirself sneezing? Disclaimer: If this comment is about an NBA uniform from 2017-2018 or later, do not constitute a lack of acknowledgement of the corporate logo to mean anything other than "the corporate logo is terrible and makes the uniform significantly worse." BADGERS TWINS VIKINGS TIMBERWOLVES WILD POTD (Shared) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sec19Row53 Posted February 16, 2007 Author Share Posted February 16, 2007 Where does this go down in the stupidest ways to get injured?I think it goes behind carpel tunnel from playing Guitar Hero, and the Barmes venison incident.I forget who, but didn't someone hurt theirself sneezing?That was Sammy Sosa.The rumor is that he was somewhere he shouldn't have been, doing something he shouldn't have been doing, when he tweaked his back. It's where I sit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
officeglenn Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Where does this go down in the stupidest ways to get injured?I think it goes behind carpel tunnel from playing Guitar Hero, and the Barmes venison incident.Don't forget about Kaz Sasaki, who hurt himself carrying luggage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Kerry Wood InjuredThis should just be inscribed on the walls of Wrigley, as a permanent addition. Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatSleepJeep Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Kerry Wood InjuredThis should just be inscribed on the walls of Wrigley, as a permanent addition.The AAA Iowa Cubs equipment manager has been known to say that at the beginning of every season he always takes #34 and hangs it in his office closet in anticipation of Wood's annual rehab stint in Des Moines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigga Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Irrational Cub Fan: "It's Dusty Baker's fault!"Rational Cub Fan: "Dusty's not the manager anymore, dude"Irrational Cub Fan: "Oh God, he cursed us!" On January 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM, NJTank said: Btw this is old hat for Notre Dame. Knits Rockne made up George Tip's death bed speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFoA Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 When is Kerry Wood not injured? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koizim Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Gettin' warmer, NBA at halfway point, Kerry Wood's hurt... yep, it's definately time for spring training. Engine, Engine, Number Nine, on the New York transit line, If my train goes off the track, pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Back on the scene, crispy and clean, You can try, but then why, 'cause you can't intervene. We be the outcast, down for the settle. Won't play the rock, won't play the pebble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Kerry Wood gets injured just by breathing www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 And just like that the Cubs aren't the division favorites anymore.Seriously Kerry, what's next? Hurt yourself opening your car door? On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred T. Jane Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 And just like that the Cubs aren't the division favorites anymore.They were favourites to begin with? [Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008 Attention: In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your stay at the CCSLC, the reader is advised that the above post may contain large amounts of sarcasm, dry humour, or statements which should not be taken in any true sort of seriousness. As a result, the above poster absolves himself of any and all blame in the event that a forum user responds to the aforementioned post without taking the previous notice into account. Thank you for your cooperation, and enjoy your stay at the CCSLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 And just like that the Cubs aren't the division favorites anymore.They were favourites to begin with? I think ESPN was saying something like that. On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bterreson Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 brought to you by the fine folks at funny2.comInfielder Chris Brown missed a game because he "slept on his eye funny".Pitcher Adam Eaton stabbed himself in the stomach as he was using a knife to open a DVD wrapper.Sammy Sosa was disabled after a violent sneeze.Pitcher Jeff Juden missed a start because a tattoo he got prior to the season opener got infected.Reliever Randy Flores was put on the disabled list - while removing his socks after a game, a large patch of skin also came off.DH Mickey Tettleton went on the disabled list with athlete's foot. The story is that he tied his shoes too tight.Utility infielder Bret Barberie missed a game because he mistakenly rubbed chili juice in his eyes.Pitcher Ricky Bones injured his lower back getting out of a chair while watching television in the clubhouse.Outfielder Dustan Mohr strained his groin while trying to get out of the dugout for a celebration for another player's home run.Reliever Larry Anderson strained a rib muscle jumping from the bench to join a brawl.Shortstop Rey Quinones wasn't available as a pinch hitter as he was in the clubhouse playing Nintendo. OK, it's not an injury, but it's pretty funny!Pitcher Mark Smith was injured when he stuck his hand into an air conditioner to see why it wasn't working.Reliever Joey Eischen broke his arm jumping into the air to field a ground ball.Shortstop Clint Barmes fell down some stairs and broke his collarbone. He was unable to break his fall because he was cradling a package of venison given to him from teammate Todd Helton.Pitcher Greg Harris suffered a strained elbow flipping sunflower seeds while sitting in the bullpen.Pitcher Randy Veres injured his hand pounding on the hotel room wall, trying to get the people in the next room to be quiet.Third baseman Randy Johnson strained his back putting on his socks.Pitcher Byron McLaughlin cut his right hand when he was practicing his windup in his hotel room. He was apparently too close to the mirror.Catcher Brent Mayne missed an entire month in the 2002 season because he turned his head to check traffic as he was crossing the street - and wrenched his back.Pitcher Steve Foster injured his shoulder at a taping of a segment for "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno".Speedster Rickey Henderson allegedly missed several games in August due to frostbite.Outfielder Ken Griffey Jr. missed a game after his cup slipped and pinched a testicle.Pitcher Oliver Perez went on the 15 day disabled list after breaking his toe while kicking a laundry cart in the visitor's clubhouse.Outfielder Marty Cordova missed a game after he burned his face, spending too much time under a tanning lamp.Jose Cardenal missed a game because he was kept awake all night by crickets chirping in his hotel room.Pitcher Kenny Rogers dislocated his pinky finger (on his non-pitching hand) after punching out a water cooler.Outfielder Glenallen Hill received cuts over much of his body after he fell out of bed onto a glass table. He was having a nightmare about being covered in spiders.Pitcher Rich Harden strained his shoulder turning off his alarm clock.Second baseman Jeff Kent claimed he hurt his wrist while washing his truck. Speculation is that he was injured in a motorcycle accident while doing tricks.Infielder Paul Molitor dislocated a knuckle when it got stuck in another player's glove.Pitcher Terry Mulholland scratched his eye on a feather that was sticking out of a pillow.Hall of Fame pitcher Phil Niekro was injured while shaking hands.Pitcher Doc Gooden missed a start when a teammate accidentally hit him with a golf club in the locker room.Shortstop Jason Bartlett tore the nail off his left pinky while sliding his hand under the television in his room at the Ritz Carlton hotel in Detroit.Shortstop Juan Castro hurt his neck on the pillow at the same Ritz Carlton hotel in Detroit.Infielder Kent Hrbek sprained an ankle wrestling with a clubhouse attendant, forcing him to miss the final ten days of the season.Famed outfielder Kevin Mitchell strained a muscle while vomiting.Kevin Mitchell also was hurt by a microwaved donut. Supposedly eating this led to his needing a root canal.Pitcher Pascual Perez missed a game in Atlanta because he couldn't find the correct exit ramp on the freeway. OK, it's not an injury, but it's pretty funny!Wade Boggs hurt his back putting on his cowboy boots.Pitcher Mike Remlinger missed 15 days because he broke his left pinky in a clubhouse recliner.Reliever Steve Sparks dislocated his shoulder while trying to tear a phone book in half.Pitcher Carlos Perez broke his nose in a car accident - he was trying to pass the team bus at the time.John Smoltz burned his chest while ironing the shirt he was wearing.Outfielder Oddibe McDowell sliced his hand while buttering a roll at the annual "Welcome Luncheon" held by the Texas Rangers.Pitcher Charlie Hough broke his finger shaking hands.Nolan Ryan missed a start after being bitten by a coyote.Shortstop Bobby Crosby cracked two ribs while swinging the bat during opening day practice.Outfielder Terry Harper separated a shoulder after high-fiving a teammate.Outfielder Vince Coleman missed the entire 1985 World Series after being rolled up in the tarp machine at Busch Stadium.Pitcher David Cone missed a start because his mother-in-law's Jack Russell Terrier bit him.Hall of Famer George Brett broke a toe on a chair when he was running from the kitchen to the living room to see baseball on TV.Future Hall of Famer Tony Gwynn missed several games because he smashed his finger in the door of his luxury car, on the way to the bank.Pitcher Carlos Zambrano was diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome after spending as many as five hours daily on the Internet.Red Sox rookie Clarence Blethen thought he looked older and meaner if he took his false teeth out when he pitched. He forgot to put them back in his mouth when he was batting. While sliding into second base to break up a double play, his own teeth bit himself in the butt. Tumblr. Twitter. Flickr. Facebook. Last.Fm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Irrational Cub Fan: "It's Dusty Baker's fault!"Rational Cub Fan: "Dusty's not the manager anymore, dude"Irrational Cub Fan: "Oh God, he cursed us!"This was necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFoA Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 And just like that the Cubs aren't the division favorites anymore.They were favourites to begin with? You know ESPN and the rest of the media: If the Cubs do any sort of moving over the offseason, they are automatically favorites.Same with the Yankees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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