JerseyJimmy

oh yeah another thing: please ignore anything positive I may have previously said about Zdeno Chara. it's time to take him out behind the barn.

starting to think Matt Martin might be the source of the Islanders' powers

why are the islanders 8th and below florida, at that

my god, this is the best analogy I've heard since "the Mini Countryman is a Mini in the same way Top Gear America is Top Gear"

honestly I legit think the Khans should just sell the Jags at this point. I mean hell, imagine the sort of cash infusion that'd give AEW. they'd be absolutely unstoppable.

dude I am so sick of minimalism

don't you mean "conservative states that conservatives from liberal states like to move to" crap they're onto us. quick, someone help me get the Roadrunners to Hudson

see, I had the exact opposite reaction. seeing the Isles' RR made me realize navy was the superior choice all along.

aw hell yeah, one week in and the team I didn't want to win has won almost every single week 1 game. NFL is back baybeeeeeeeeee

somehow, I have multiple new ones from the past twelve months - specifically, the 2020 Cure Bowl and game 7 of the Isles/Lightning series. no, I will not go into detail for either of them.

well, Isles. you have one season. go for it.

based. kick their asses back down to FCS while we're at it.

god, I hope England never wins anything ever. it'd be like the White Sox following up Disco Demolition Night with a World Series ring.

oh man I hope hofstra is in here. like, nassau coliseum is right there.

meanwhile in the ECHL, the played-20-fewer-games-than-everyone-else Komets win the Kelly Cup by defeating the best-record-in-the-league-when-the-2020-season-was-canceled Stingrays. no, I'm not bitter at all. why would you assume that.

following up on the Oilers and Flames takes, and saying this as an Islanders fan: the Isles looked much better in navy blue.

this is way better than what we ended up with, that's not fair

"we are all islanders" lmao you literally aren't

UGH yes, please keep doing football concepts until time stops

so, uh. islanders beat the same team by the same score three times in a row. has that ever happened before, or...?

actually, this reminds me: not only should the Suns keep Phoenix, but the Coyotes and Cardinals should both go back to using Phoenix. two syllables is a whole lot less unwieldy than four. the Diamondbacks using Arizona has never really bothered me, though. weird.

made a huge college football realignment doc. expanded to 146 teams, adding two new conferences based in the northeast (one being a revived Big East). there's a bowl lineup in there, too.

nope, still garbage.

blue has absolutely no place in the Bucks' uniforms.

counterpoint: white at home sucks and the NHL was right to switch away from it.