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The wait is over. The memes are dead. The Reds are back on their perch.

I literally never post in here but I came just to laugh at how much these suck

One year anniversary taken quickly...

Dalton to Dallas. Dak:

If Lee Evans catches the ball, or alternatively if Billy Cundiff kicks a simple field goal, it's possible that Eli Manning would have one less Super Bowl ring than he does currently. It's also highly likely in this scenario that the Ravens don't go out and sign one of the greatest kickers of all time as an UDFA the next fall.

Cannot believe Patrick Queen fell into the Ravens’ laps at 28. Best player left at the greatest position of need, gotta love it. Also Aaron Rodgers apparently said before the draft that it would be “kind of cool” if they drafted a skill position in the 1st round. Since, you know, they’ve never done that while having possibly the most talented quarterback of all time on their roster for the last 15 years. Instead they traded up to pick a QB ahead of four teams who are absolutely set at QB. Baffling.

Check out A Football Life on Cleveland ‘95, it talks all about the Browns’ last season in Cleveland. I think a film about the Ovechkin-era Caps and all their postseason failures, culminating in the Cup in ‘18, would make for a great film. Some other ideas: -Liverpool’s march to the UCL title in 2005, climaxing in the Miracle of Istanbul -2003 NBA draft class -This one would have to wait a while, but the Class of 2018 QB’s in the NFL will eventually make for a fascinating subject.

Someone before (it may have been you) suggested going back to a hotel conference room like they did in the 80’s. I say take it a step further. Let’s go all the way with the throwbacks and bring back the analog phones in the shape of the team helmets.

Browns back-to-back offseason champs

Brady to LA has seemed inevitable to me ever since most of the insiders said he was likely leaving the Pats. The Chargers desperately need to drum up some interest, and will need a stopgap to their QB of the future with Rivers gone. It will be interesting to see which of Belichick and Brady will have the most success now that they’re separated. My money’s on Belichick.

The Vikings got more for Stefon Diggs, an admittedly solid receiver, than the Texans got for the best receiver in football. Laughable.

The true impact of COVID-19: getting people to actually talk about Red Robin

I was driving when I saw the alert come up on my phone. I audibly laughed out loud. Bill O'Brien... my god.

Professional football in England suspended until the weekend of April 4. https://www.premierleague.com/news/1645173?sf231456833=1