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If you named a Hockey Team


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i make a promise to all of you on this forum... if i ever win the lottery, or come into a huge inheritance, there WILL be a minor league hockey team in reunion arena in dallas, by the name of the Texas Tequila...

logos, uniforms, etc... already been finalized :D now i just need a few million dollars :)

The only thing wrong with that team is that you'd already have the arena in place and wouldn't need my services to design a cooler one, like I'd do for my Milwaukee RoadHogs ;)

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And you know what's odd..there really is a team named..the Chicago Fire..that would fit perfectly in this post.

Except of course..fire on ice..is kinda impossible.

Calgary, are you listening?

I've seen Flames on ice--you just need some form of gas...

Comic Sans walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here."

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My picks were also on lists. although they were for football, but they could work for hockey as well. Others on my list include:

Cornwall Crunch

Edmonton Legends

Fredericton Frenzy

Halifax Sea Dogs

Hamilton Xtreme

Kamloops Cavemen

Kelowna Kings

Medicine Hat Rage

Niagra Falls Noise

Ottawa Canadians

PEI Islanders

Quebec Clowns

Regina Rush

St.Cathrine's Diamonds

Saint John Stars

St.John's Whales

Thunder Bay Lightning

Vancouver Ice

Victoria Express

Dayton Diablos

Indianapolis 500s

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Fort Awesome Cidermen

Incidently, Fort Awesome is the name my mates and I use for my flat. The Cidermen? Well, that's pretty much all we drink on the weekend, so it all fits in.

Then again, Strongbowmen would sound good too.

:P

strongbow....... -droooooooooooooooooools-

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for minor league teams w/ a roster of Bertuzzi wannabes, the "goonies" or "hellraisers" ! ...

as for the Winnepeg Jets, I had a concept for the Jets all sketched out... w/ the hockey stick as the rudder on the jet, or whatever the back fin is called... anyway, it was ready to FLY !, but they moved soon after. ;~(

oh welllllllllllll...

~C

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The Manilla Thrillas or the Manilla Envelopes.  "Lopes" for short.

--Roger "Time?" Clemente.

Manila Folders.

They play a lot like the Flyers in the playoffs. ^_^

ooooooohhhh...................ouch, as a flyers fan, that one hurts :blink:

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On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said:
She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.)
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Reno Aces

reno spitfires

Reno P-51's

Pendelton Buckaroos

Reno used to have a minor league baseball team called the Reno Chuckers, which i think basically means a dead bird, and once management figured this out they changed the name to, take a guess, yes the Blackjacks

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On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said:
She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.)
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If you could name a hockey team, what would you call them?

The two good things about the North Stars - a terriffic team name, that - leaving Minnesota were:

1. Getting Norm Green out of the state; and

2. Bringing the Minnesota Moose to town.

I can't stand singular team names like Wild or Mayhem or whatnot. But Moose allows you to get away from the ubiquitous S at the end of your team name and still have it be a plural word.

So, with apologies to Winnipeg, who treat the Moose much better than Minnesota ever did, I'd name my hypothetical hockey team the Minnesota Moose.

Second choice: the Loons. Works pretty much anywhere that actually has naturally occurring ice thick enough to play hockey on. (Which, if I ran the world, would be a prerequisite to getting a professional hockey team in the first place. Does it ever get cold enough for kids to go out on a lake and play hockey? If not, no hockey team for you.)

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Anything is good as long as "Ice" isn't part of the nickname just so it can pass as a hockey nickname. Example: Ice Bats, Ice Bears, Ice Dogs, :cursing: ICE PILOTS (wtf) :cursing: . Some rare examples of this can be passed off without a hitch, like if the team is just the "Ice," but those are few and far between.

Anyhow, to answer the question on topic. I agree that the nickname shoud reflect the city/region the team is based, but if I just had to pic a name, because of my fondness of medieval history and mythology, I'd go with something like Chariots, Charioteers, Centaurs, Satyrs, Harpies (I actually used this for a fantasy team of mine), Sirens, something along those lines.

~UJ

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the Evil Ice Destroyers with Long and Pointy Sticks and Masks that Kill All in Their Path.

the unis could have a picture of one of these guys, and the wordmarks would be either very small print or EIDLPSMKATP.

but seriously, folks, a good name reflects the area. the Hawaii IceStorm or the Alaska Rainbow are two examples...

"We have nothing to fear except fear itself."

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