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The gay porn ads on the right side of this site really complement the list nicely.

Ya know ya love it, Waff. ;)

Outsports is an interesting site, I used to write an NHL column for them.

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The gay porn ads on the right side of this site really complement the list nicely.

Ya know ya love it, Waff. ;)

Outsports is an interesting site, I used to write an NHL column for them.

Hush, you. I get enough subtle homosexual overtones from my sports that I don't need that kind of stuff when I'm trying to find out if the NFL will let me get a jersey that says "69ers" on it.

I was actually surprised to see those ads. I didn't think a legit content site like that would go for porn ads.

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Maybe "Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim" and its bastard variants can make it on the banned list so when it comes time to announce that, we can achieve THE MOST FREAKING ANNOYING THREAD IN BOARD HISTORY.

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Maybe "Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim" and its bastard variants can make it on the banned list so when it comes time to announce that, we can achieve THE MOST FREAKING ANNOYING THREAD IN BOARD HISTORY.

Yet you seem drawn to them...

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i read that and i nearly busted a nut laughing. half of these i never even heard of.

my take on some of these:

Athletes Foot - bout the only dirty about athletes foot is the person who has athletes foot.

Bastard - i guess i can't order a Bob Bastard jersey now.

Budweiser - so much for ordering a budweiser jersey.

Dahmer - jeffrey dahmer will be pissed that he can't order him self a personalized jersey.

Dome - i was hoping to buy a Robert Dome jersey.

Dre - dr. dre won't like not being able to order a Dre jersey

Femme - what the heck is a femme?

Giehn - no clue

Glazed donut - I like donuts.

God - why can't god order him self a jersey?

He Hate Me - Best name ever. i want a he hate me jersey.

HO - I guess Hoku's dad, Don Ho can't buy him self a jersey.

Jack the RIpper - i wouldn't suppose Jack wouldn't want a jack the ripper Bucs jersey.

Jesus Christ - C'mon Jesus can't have ajersey either?

KMart - i liked shopping at K-Mart.

OU812 - good van halen album

Pecker - im sure Corey Pecker would want a jersey.

Satan - so much for a Miro Satan Jersey

Stupid - damn, i wanted to order a Stupid jersey and send it to bush.

Tang - whats a tang? i went to school with someone whose last name was Tang.

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i read that and i nearly busted a nut laughing. half of these i never even heard of.

my take on some of these:

Athletes Foot - bout the only dirty about athletes foot is the person who has athletes foot.

Bastard - i guess i can't order a Bob Bastard jersey now.

Budweiser - so much for ordering a budweiser jersey.

Dahmer - jeffrey dahmer will be pissed that he can't order him self a personalized jersey.

Dome - i was hoping to buy a Robert Dome jersey.

Dre - dr. dre won't like not being able to order a Dre jersey

Femme - what the heck is a femme?

Giehn - no clue

Glazed donut - I like donuts.

God - why can't god order him self a jersey?

He Hate Me - Best name ever. i want a he hate me jersey.

HO - I guess Hoku's dad, Don Ho can't buy him self a jersey.

Jack the RIpper - i wouldn't suppose Jack wouldn't want a jack the ripper Bucs jersey.

Jesus Christ - C'mon Jesus can't have ajersey either?

KMart - i liked shopping at K-Mart.

OU812 - good van halen album

Pecker - im sure Corey Pecker would want a jersey.

Satan - so much for a Miro Satan Jersey

Stupid - damn, i wanted to order a Stupid jersey and send it to bush.

Tang - whats a tang? i went to school with someone whose last name was Tang.

classic.... simply classic

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You can't order He Hate Me anymore? Oh for crying out loud. For a violent collision sport that I happen to enjoy every Sunday in the fall, these league officials sure are a bunch of pansies!

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This list is classic. ^_^

Some of my (cleaner) favorites:

FLOGGIN THE DOLPHIN

GLAZED DONUT

HE HATE ME

I LOVE BEER

LOVE MUSCLE

MATTRESS PRINCESS

POCKET POOL

RAE CARRUTH

SKIN FLUTE

SNATCH PATCH

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I don't think you can order a #7 Atlanta Falcons R. MEXICO jersey either.

You can't. Which is funny, one of my college roommates has a dad named Ron. We started calling him "Mexico" years ago, even though he wasn't Mexican. That's just an ugly coincidence now...

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if a brit ordered an nfl jersey with "WANKER" on the back, he would probably be arrested if he wore it on the street.

the "w" word is right there with the f-bomb in terms of swearing in the u.k.

take note, nfl!!

also, "F U" is ok?!?!?!??!? wuuuut??

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