Alphabet Man Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 yeh why not.....-Socceroos to defeat England in World Cup final, somehow we beat everyone and get there! nah seriously, we'll go down to Italy in the Round of 16-Melbourne Commonwelath Games to be a massive multi million dollar flop-The Saints to finally win the AFL flag-The Sonics to make it to the Western Cofnerence finals in the NBA (yeh well i know they suck but its predictions)-Australia to reclaim our Ashes urn (well that will be Nov to Jan 07 but we'd have won it by 2006 is out)-The Patriots to win the SuperBowl...again-LA Dodgers to make it late into the playoffs-ABA will expand to a whopping 100 teams, all will fall apart less than half way through there season (whenever there season is)-Jamaica will win a Gold Medal in the Bobsleigh at the Winter Olympics! (ok i been watching Cool Runnings)-Grant Hackett wil lreturn from injury better than ever and develope the greatest swimming rivalry with US Michael Phelps-Only 2 of these predictions will come true, the second and third! twitter.com/thebrainofMatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac the Knife Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 The NHL will return to neither Hartford nor Winnipeg in 2006.The NBA will not return to Buffalo, Syracuse, or Cincinnati, either.The MLB will not return to Montreal.The NFL will not return to Tonawanda, New York.I feel pretty safe about each of these predictions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsentv Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Sunday, January 29, 2006 - AFC Championship GamePeyton Manning throws for five touchdowns in a 57-2 beatdown of the New England Patriots. His only blemish is a safety in the first quarter.Tuesday, January 31, 2006Peyton Manning breaks his leg in the shower.Wednesday, February 1, 2006Peyton Manning vows to play in the Superbowl, despite his broken leg.Sunday, February 5, 2006With his leg dangling by broken bones, Peyton Manning delivers a heroic 3 touchdown, 398 yard performance. He rushes for 100 yards as well, which is so amazing that John Madden incohernet ramblings become even more incoherent than usual.Still, the Giants win by 30. As a consolation, Manning gets a kiss from Kenny Chesney.Sunday, February 19, 2006The Eastern Conference beats the Western Conference 198-93 in the NBA All-Star Game. Kobe beats the crap out of Steve Nash in the locker room.Sunday, February 19, 2006Tony Stewart and Jeff Gordon get into a fight after the Daytona 500. It ends with tears from them both.Monday, March 27, 2006During a live edition of SportsCenter, Chris Berman's head explodes. Courageously, he continues on with the episode, delivering material via telekenesis.Wednesday, April 5, 2006SportsCenter debuts in England. The first feature is "Bloody Good Performance of the Week", which is sponsored by Tampax.Saturday, April 22, 2006Reggie Bush is selected 32nd overall by the Indianapolis Colts. George W. Bush is selected number 1 overall by the Houston Texans. The mistake is devestating.Sunday, April 23, 2006Kobe Bryant beats the hell out of Phil Jackson.Sunday, May 7, 2006Kobe Bryant attempts to beat the hell out of Shaquille O'Neal, but only succeeds in severely injuring himself.Sunday, May 21, 2006Johnny Damon hits a walk-off grandslam against the Red Sox. The Pawtucket Red Sox.Tuesday, May 23, 2006Trev Alberts crawls into ESPN's Bristol studios, sobbing and drooling, begging for forgiveness. Managment orders Mark May to put Alberts to sleep.Sometime in June.The Stanley Cup Finals register a 56.1 Nielsen rating in the US. Unfortunately ratings are down 87 percent in Canada. The NBA Finals are a huge hit North of the Border, however, as 99.99999 percent of the population watches.Sometime in October.The Giants win the World Series, led by Barry Bonds, who led the majors in 2006 with 7 home runs. 461 players were tied for second, with 1.Sometime in December.After a long battle with crappiness, the BCS dies at its Brentwood, CA home. Michael Brown is put in charge of creating a new system.New Years Eve, 2006Oprah overtakes control of the US government in a bloody coup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrdevil Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 The NFL will not return to Tonawanda, New York.I feel pretty safe about each of these predictions... What you didn't hear? That's where the Bills are building their new stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 The World Baseball Classic will be a failure. www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrdevil Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 The World Baseball Classic will be a failure. Tank it's called predictions, not state what has already happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nwtrailtrekker Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 seahawks lose alexander, depend on morris to pick up the slack at running back. and he succeeds, not quite like alexander, but still does good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JQK Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 The Pottsville Maroons will finally recieve the NFL titled that was stolen from them in 1925 Stay Tuned Sports Podcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 The World Baseball Classic will be a failure. Tank it's called predictions, not state what has already happened. Ouch I can see the egg already dripping on Bud Seligs face www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZzyzx41 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 NFLAFC Championship: Pittsburgh over JacksonvilleNFC Championship: Seattle over New YorkSUPER BOWL: Pittsburgh over SeattleNBAWestern Conference Finals: San Antonio over Los AngelesEastern Conference Finals: Detroit over MiamiNBA FINALS: San Antonio over DetroitNHLWestern Finals: Calgary over Los AngelesEastern Finals: Philadelphia over BuffaloSTANLEY CUP FINALS: Calgary over PhiladelphiaWorld Baseball League:Semi Final 1: USA over Dominican RepublicSemi Final 2: Venezuela over JapanFinal: USA over VenezuelaWinter Olympics: Medal rankings: 1. Germany, 2. USA, 3. Russia, 4. Norway, 5. CanadaWorld Soccer Leagues and Cup CompetitionsEnglish Premier League: Chelsea takes the title. Sunderland, Birmingham City and Portsmouth are relegated while Reading, Sheffield United and Norwich City are promoted.German Bundesliga: Surprise...Bayern Munich edges out Hamburg for the points title.French Ligue 1: Lyon takes it easySpanish Primera League: Barcelona edges out OsasunaItaly Serie A: Juventus wins easyArgentina: La Plata beats out Boca JuniorsBrazil: Corinthians separates from the pack to win itMexican League: Club America wins easyMLS: In it's first season, Houston wins the west but loses to DC United in the finals. UEFA Cup: Hamburg defeats AZChampions League: Barcelona defeats JuventusCopa Libertadores: Corinthians beats La PlataCONCACAF Champions Cup: Deportivo Saprissa over Club AmericaWorld CupSemi Final 1: Brazil over PortugalSemi Final 2: England over ArgentinaFINAL: Brazil over EnglandMLB:NL West Champion: Los AngelesNL Central Champion: St LouisNL East Champion: AtlantaNL Wild Card: New YorkAL West Champion: Los AngelesAL Central Champion: ChicagoAL East Champion: New YorkAL Wild Card: TorontoNLDS1: Los Angeles over AtlantaNLDS2: St Louis over New YorkNLCS: St Louis over Los AngelesALDS1: Chicago over TorontoALDS2: New York over Los AngelesALCS: New York over ChicagoWORLD SERIES: St Louis over New Yorkreally, who knows at this point? -DanielCheck Out My Podcast! Latest Episode 273: The Color BlinkyLatest Photo Upload: January 7, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANBC Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Sunday, February 19, 2006The Eastern Conference beats the Western Conference 198-93 in the NBA All-Star Game. Kobe beats the crap out of Steve Nash in the locker room. The rate Kobe's "IDIOT METRE" is going up, even though that seems totally unbelievable, and even though Steve Nash is the LAST person you would see to get in a fight, who knows with Kobe "I'm way better than my team" Bryant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 The Pottsville Maroons will finally recieve the NFL titled that was stolen from them in 1925 That would be nice www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nwtrailtrekker Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 NFL- Seahawks over Patriots. Seahawks become hated for beating "America's favorite team"NBA- Sonics make a run near the end of the regular season to win the Northwest division title again. But lose in the 2nd round of the playoffs, again to the Spurs, but this time in 7 games.MLB- Mariners continue to suck, finishing fourth in the AL West and winning 5 more games than the 2005 season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiddySicks Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 The winner of the Super Bowl will be the Ta....Naw, im too damn predictable. On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said: She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Zephyr III Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 NFL-With Reggie Bush drafted as the #1 overall pick by the Texans, the management decides that there's only one person who can control a push...that's right. Dick Cheney, the new coach for the Houston Texans! With Karl Rove as the general manager!The Saints end up with Matt Leinart, yet he suffers not from an injury or youth, rather the sudden shock of going from a Beverly Hills lifestyle to...well...T.O. joins up with the Dallas Cowboys, where him and Parcells develop the most bi-polar love-hate relationship in sports history. They'll constantly scream and rant at each other, yet T.O. will have a record season and Dallas ends up with the conference. It's like a couple that argues a lot, yet have fantastic...make-up.Extremely early Dark Horse pick, which I got this year with the Giants...the Tennessee Titans! Trust me, they're probably be the only team left by the start of next season that no one will expect anything good or bad out of them...then bam! A #5 seed and an upset of the NFC East champion Miami.Super Bowl XLI = Dallas against CinncinatiNBA-Tim Duncan barely squuezes into the starting lineup in the All-Star Game, leading to Garnett injuring himself when he punches the team bus...tipping it over.The very existence of the universe will be threatened, as right before the end of the regular season, Larry Brown and the Knicks are actually *GASPS* eligible for the playoffs. This phenomenom actually causes the earth to enter into a multi-dimensional catastrophe in a fashion like the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Yet all turns out well when Marbury "accidentally" punches Brown, he's ejected and the Knicks lose the game that would've brought them into the playoffs by 50 points. There was much rejoice.NBA Finals = Spurs against DetroitOlympics-...Despite your medals, Canadia, I still feel pity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMU Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 The New York Yankees, victims of their futile tactics of throwing money at mid 30s players while depleting the farm system quicker than Paris Hilton spends money on clothing, will once again fail to win the World Series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLChandler Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Gonzaga Bulldogs win the NCAA Championship for Men's basketball. Morrison wins Tournament MVP and National Player of the Year.The Blazers will make the playoffs being the 8th seed. The seeding will come down to the last game of the season.Adam Morrison stays for his seniors season.Texas wins the Rose Bowl. Then they get a bid to play in the national championship after being undefeated again next year.Vince Young will win what is rightfully his, the Heisman.Kobe Bryant wil win MVP of the NBA.WSU will win over half their football games. Seriously, they will.Reggie Bush will be drafted by the Texans. Matt Leinart will be drafted by the Saints. D'Angelo Williams will be drafted by the 49ers. Seattle will waste another first round pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzzcut Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 NFL PlayoofsAFC: Colts over BroncosNFC: Bears over SeahawksSB XL: Colts 31, Bears 16NHL PlayoofsEastern Conference: Senators over FlyersWestern Conference: Flames over (D)Re(A)d WingsStanley Cup Finals: Senators beat flames 4 games to 2NBA PlayoofsEastern Conference: Pistons over CavaliersWestern Conference: Spurs over ClippersNBA Finals: Spurs sweep Pistons in 4 straightWBC Championship: United States 7, Puerto Rico 3MLB PlayoofsALCS: White Sox over Blue JaysNLCS: Dodgers over CardinalsWorld Series: White Sox beat Dodgers 4 games to 2NCAA HoopsMen's Final Four: Gonzaga, Illinois, Memphis, UConnChampionship: UConn 77, Memphis 76Women's Final Four: Duke, LSU, Ohio State, TennesseeChampionship: Duke 84, Tennessee 79MLSEastern Conference: DC United over Fire...(Not gonna start it.)Western Conference: Galaxy over Houston What'sTheirNamesMLS Cup: Galaxy 2, DC United nilWorld CupUSA Result: 3rd Place in group EWorld Cup Final: Germany 2, Italy nil (Italy though upsets Brazil in Quarters)Motor SportDaytona 500: Jimmie JohnsonIndy 500: Dario Franchitti24 Hours of LeMans: AudiNextel Cup Champion: Carl EdwardsIndyCar Champion: Dan WheldonFormula 1 World Driving Champion: Juan MontoyaPGA TourMasters: Tiger WoodsUS Open: Phil MickelsonThe Open Championship: Adam ScottPGA Championship: Sergio GarciaTennisRoger Federer wins Grand SlamWinter OlympicsUSA takes Women's Hockey GoldSlovakia takes Men's Hockey GoldGermany wins most medalsBoxingStill overrated The CCSLC's resident Geelong Cats fan. Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends. Sounds like something from a Rocky & Bullwinkle story arc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirearmofMutiny Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 All the Minnesota teams choke as simultaneously as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
See Red Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Good call on the NCAA Basketball Champions, Buzzcut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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