buildingmaint Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Just heard McCarver say" The problem with throwing to many breaking balls is that the breaking ball is designed to surprise you. Throw to many no surprise".Thank god told us what a surprise was,I was totally lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAD! Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Tim McCarver is the worst color man. Why? Because he's white..... I saw, I came, I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred T. Jane Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 *This shocking revelation brought to you by the Admissions Department of the Univeristy of the Bleeding Obvious* [Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008 Attention: In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your stay at the CCSLC, the reader is advised that the above post may contain large amounts of sarcasm, dry humour, or statements which should not be taken in any true sort of seriousness. As a result, the above poster absolves himself of any and all blame in the event that a forum user responds to the aforementioned post without taking the previous notice into account. Thank you for your cooperation, and enjoy your stay at the CCSLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Isnt McCarver the founder of that institute www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred T. Jane Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Isnt McCarver the founder of that instituteNo, because the Univerity of the Bleeding Obvious is a British Comedy Troupe. And we all know McCarver wouldn't know humour if it hit him in the head with a breaking ball. [Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008 Attention: In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your stay at the CCSLC, the reader is advised that the above post may contain large amounts of sarcasm, dry humour, or statements which should not be taken in any true sort of seriousness. As a result, the above poster absolves himself of any and all blame in the event that a forum user responds to the aforementioned post without taking the previous notice into account. Thank you for your cooperation, and enjoy your stay at the CCSLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Isnt McCarver the founder of that instituteNo, because the Univerity of the Bleeding Obvious is a British Comedy Troupe. And we all know McCarver wouldn't know humour if it hit him in the head with a breaking ball.Well hes the master of stating the obviuos www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sacker12 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 His real first name ought to be Sherlock, as in "Well duh, Sherlock." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickV Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 "This just in..... Football is a rough game. More later. This is Marcus Allen reporting, CBS sports." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eye Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Almost ALL broadcasters are bad today with the exception of a few IMO. I almost always put the tv on mute and pump up some tunes, so I don't have to listen to asinine comments every five seconds. It's killing two birds with one stone for me. Watching a sport I like and listening to music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fonz Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Commentators aren't what they used to be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatSleepJeep Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Isnt McCarver the founder of that instituteNo, because the Univerity of the Bleeding Obvious is a British Comedy Troupe. And we all know McCarver wouldn't know humour if it hit him in the head with a breaking ball.Well hes the master of stating the obviuosNot that he states so much as he makes it sound like a revelation that most people wouldn't understand otherwise. "He caught that on the warning track, had the wind been blowing out it might have carried over the fence and been a homerun instead of an out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steiny_ramone Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 On a related note, Bob Cole and Harry Neale must go. Anyone else hear them butcher Saturday's Leafs-Habs game? facespace?http://www.myspace.com/seancalcottmusic http://www.myspace.com/forgottentoys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaltimoreFan Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Is McCarver going to be doing the World Series? I really hope not, because I don't want to have to listen to him. Its almost as bad as having to hear Joe Theismann every Monday night this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 He will be doing the World Series this year and for the forseeable future too www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingssss Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Its almost as bad as having to hear Joe Theismann every Monday night this year."There had to be something he saw to make him take it out of his pants."--Best Theismann quote so far on MNF. From two weeks ago during the New Orleans game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bterreson Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 this is reminding me of Frank Caliendo's impression of John Madden.. Tumblr. Twitter. Flickr. Facebook. Last.Fm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steiny_ramone Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 this is reminding me of Frank Caliendo's impression of John Madden..That was great. His impression was pretty close, too; in both voice and how he describes the game. At least that's the way I see it. facespace?http://www.myspace.com/seancalcottmusic http://www.myspace.com/forgottentoys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred T. Jane Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 [Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008 Attention: In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your stay at the CCSLC, the reader is advised that the above post may contain large amounts of sarcasm, dry humour, or statements which should not be taken in any true sort of seriousness. As a result, the above poster absolves himself of any and all blame in the event that a forum user responds to the aforementioned post without taking the previous notice into account. Thank you for your cooperation, and enjoy your stay at the CCSLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclopsis Joe Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I don't speak for democrats, democrats don't speak for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew22 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 But, Carver stinks because he smells. Eagles/Heels/Dawgs/Falcons/Hawks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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