DelayedPenalty Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Did anyone else just see that?! Halftime of Kentucky-S. Carolina. He tore up a newspaper, crumpled it all up, then unfolded it again and it was perfect! What the heck Lou?!?! Somebody give that man a coaching job again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAD! Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 hmmm.... how about applying those magic skills to the University of Toronto's football program? .... I saw, I came, I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 It's a shame his pep talks usually demoralize the teams he gives them to. On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedleyLamarr Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 I'm glad to see he has a new act. His old act of leaving college programs in trouble with the NCAA was getting tiresome..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Could be worse he could write another NFL Fight SongWin the game, fight like men,We're together win or lose,New York Jets go rolling along. . .And where e'er we go,We'll let the critics knowThat the Jets are here to stay.LYRICS INCOMPLETE- - - by Lou Holtz, 1976 www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footballfiji Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 On a side note these shirts have become pretty popular on the Auburn campus:After Holtz said Auburn had as much chance to beat Florida as he had of becoming senator. Plainsman Parking Lot. Auburn Baseball Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGivens87 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 On a side note these shirts have become pretty popular on the Auburn campus:After Holtz said Auburn had as much chance to beat Florida as he had of becoming senator.LMFAO!!!HAHAHAHA!!! Oh man, as soon as I read the "Thenator" part, I nearly spit the coffee outta my mouth!!! A large cheese pizza, just for me.New England's source for soccer newsAnd hey, I made it to ESPN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelayedPenalty Posted October 6, 2007 Author Share Posted October 6, 2007 Notre Dame could use a few magic tricks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hormone Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Lou Holtz has to be senile at his age...I did find the paper thing interesting, but if I want a magician, I'll watch TV, if I want to be motivated, I want to hear a speech like the beginning of the 80s movie Johnny Be Good. I find Holtz's speeches on ESPN to be like a car wreck, I don't want to look, but I'm too curious not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFoA Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 "I wake up in the middle of the night screaming because I can't figure it out myself." Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epiphanic Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Thank you, Flame, for posting that video link. "In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed."I tweet & tumble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 His speeches are usually decent but that one was horrible. I would've felt worse or at least a little confused. Happiness is nothing more than having a bad memory? Athletic Director: KTU Blue Grassers Football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 His speeches are usually decent but that one was horrible. I would've felt worse or at least a little confused. Happiness is nothing more than having a bad memory?Including the speech where he said playing USC is better than UCLA because USC has one fewer letter?Including the speech where he made allusions to your future wife running off with a drummer? On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njmeadowlanders Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Could be worse he could write another NFL Fight SongWin the game, fight like men,We're together win or lose,New York Jets go rolling along. . .And where e'er we go,We'll let the critics knowThat the Jets are here to stay.LYRICS INCOMPLETE- - - by Lou Holtz, 1976Oh come on, at least he had as many wins in his 13 games before his resignation than Kotite's high...gotta give him props on that one......or not...probably not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Rich Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Guess his pep talk didn't work.... thank goodness. It is what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Fake Lou Holtz gets me more motivated Athletic Director: KTU Blue Grassers Football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew22 Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 It could have been worse.He could have DANCED!?! Eagles/Heels/Dawgs/Falcons/Hawks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hormone Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Fake Lou Holtz gets me more motivated Fake Lou was "aweshome" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Did you know Holtz means "hard wood"? On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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