2013-14 NHL Season: "We Are North American Scum"

[DEAD! 2,045]

That has just become the most masturbated-to video in Ontario.

Yup, Ontarians were jacked up for that...

[NJTank 1,129]

O the good ole hockey game, its the best you game you can name and the best game you can name is the good ole hockey game.

[Lee. 419]

[the admiral 28,764]

Funny, I've taken to crying when Pavelec DOES start.

[monkeypower 3,022]

Brandon Bollig responds to Patrick Kane.

http://video.blackhawks.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=894&id=446251〈=en

[ninersdd 578]

Karma's a bitch: http://www.mercurynews.com/sharks/ci_24157582/san-jose-sharks-raffi-torres-has-knee-injury

[Lee. 419]

Funny, I've taken to crying when Pavelec DOES start.

That was just adorable, you monster.

"It's okay, Montoya's a good Jet, too!" Ahh, the innocence of youth.

[TorinK92 314]

Funny, I've taken to crying when Pavelec DOES start.

That was just adorable, you monster.

"It's okay, Montoya's a good Jet, too!" Ahh, the innocence of youth.

It's okay little un, Pasquale's going to bring home the cup this year

[HedleyLamarr 1,393]

Funny, I've taken to crying when Pavelec DOES start.

That was just adorable, you monster.

"It's okay, Montoya's a good Jet, too!" Ahh, the innocence of youth.

I didn't cry when Lehtonen would start....I would just turn to brown liquor.

[the admiral 28,764]

I liked when the older sister asked if they could go to the Jets game right now. I figure you're either ten minutes away or ten hours away when it comes to downtown Winnipeg, so hey, you could probably get there and catch the last frame, and a hot dog, and maybe even...pab-a-bib?

[HedleyLamarr 1,393]

Montoya probably is a better jet than a goalie....

[HedleyLamarr 1,393]

I liked when the older sister asked if they could go to the Jets game right now. I figure you're either ten minutes away or ten hours away when it comes to downtown Winnipeg, so hey, you could probably get there and catch the last frame, and a hot dog, and maybe even...pab-a-bib?

The part I laughed at the most was when the mom said "Let's give him a try tonight" in reference to Montoya.....

She then starts crying again when the mom suggests "Pav will come after Montoya starts", like she agrees with Admiral....

[TorinK92 314]

I'm glad I didn't have hardships like that when I was growing up:

"MOOMMMMM!! The Senators won again!"

"Then cheer for the leafs, honey"

I always wondered why I was forced to go to bed during the playoffs, but now I think I know why.

[BLUELANDbeliever 42]

I know i'm late, but Kessel, YOU'RE A B**CH.

[the admiral 28,764]

The part I laughed at the most was when the mom said "Let's give him a try tonight" in reference to Montoya.....

She then starts crying again when the mom suggests "Pav will come after Montoya starts", like she agrees with Admiral....

Also good is the sister's sidelong glance after "Montoya is a good Jet too, yeah, he's a good Jet," as if not even she believes a guy who couldn't hack it with the Islanders could be any good, but hey, maybe the little one will buy it. For now.

[HedleyLamarr 1,393]

Hey little one, the Jets are gonna crap their pants with a 7-game losing streak in March and miss the playoffs by 3 points again this year. Bogo's gonna pick up the turnover slack now that Hainsey's gone.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[BLUELANDbeliever 42]

FACT: The Jets (still) suck

FACT: ^

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FACT: Jets fans expectations are absurdly high.

[Lee. 419]

Not so much absurdly high so much as we love when Hedley posts the same thing four times a week.

"Hey, Jets won last ni--"

SEVEN GAME LOSING STREAK BOGOSIAN SUCKED AS AN 18 YEAR OLD HE'LL NEVER LAST IN THIS LEAGUE

[BLUELANDbeliever 42]

I was merely imitating him. Lol. I guess i need some work!

[OMMF 120]

These look like great seats for an NHL game.