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Yay!

Here's the updated list of the currrent ABA franchises:

Atlanta

Baltimore

Bellevue

Bellingham

Birmingham

Boston

Buffalo

California Eagles

Charlotte

Chattanooga

Detroit

Florida

Fresno

Gallup

Harlem

Hawaii

Indianapolis

Inglewood

Kansas City

Kentucky

Lake Erie

Las Vegas

Lincoln

Los Angeles

Louisiana

Louisiana

Maryland

Maywood

Mississippi

Montreal

Nashville

New Mexico

Newark

Niagara

Norfolk

Northeast Pennsylvania

Ohio

Orange County

Orlando

Pittsburgh

Georgia

River City

Rochester

San Francisco

San Jose

St. Louis

Strong Island

Tacoma

Texas

Tijuana

Toledo

Valley

That's right!

They are still missing some big markets!

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Sorry... I forgot the expansion teams!

Austin (Expansion/inactive)

California Terminators (Expansion/inactive)

Charleston (Expansion/inactive)

Chicago Rockets (Expansion/inactive)

Columbus Mustangs (Expansion/inactive)

Edmonton Cheetahs (Expansion/inactive)

Lake Charles Hurricanes (Expansion/inactive)

Mexico City (Expansion/inactive)

Minneapolis/St. Paul Slamma Jammas (Expansion/inactive)

Mobile (Expansion/inactive)

Naples/Fort Myers (Expansion/inactive)

Oklahoma City Ballhawgs (Expansion/inactive)

Ontario Warriors (Expansion/inactive)

Pensacola Aviators (Expansion/inactive)

Queens (Expansion/inactive)

Raleigh Renegades (Expansion/inactive)

Reno Rockers (Expansion/inactive)

San Antonio Stallions (Expansion/inactive)

Santa Barbera (Expansion/inactive)

Savannah (Expansion/inactive)

Tampa Bay Tornados (Expansion/inactive)

Vancouver (Expansion/inactive)

Now that's complete.

I'm wondering if the playoff picture will look like the one in BASEketball... :blink:

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Minneapolis/St. Paul Slamma Jammas

...worst. name. ever.

I dunno, I think the Charlotte Krunk give them a good run for their money there.

I thought it was spelled C-r-u-n-k? Anyway, at least Krunk/Crunk is in today's vernacular. Slamma Jammas is so 1980s, but they are the ABA, so maybe that's what they're going for. I've been to Minny many times and ain't no slamma jamma-ing going on there...they should be called the Minny/St. Paul "Artists formerly know as Princes" or something. :P

If they wanna keep that stupid name, move the team to Houston, at least it has some significance down there.

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Minneapolis/St. Paul Slamma Jammas

...worst. name. ever.

I dunno, I think the Charlotte Krunk give them a good run for their money there.

Wait.

CHARLOTTE CRUNK?! That's the actual team name?!

Wow...I pretty much have to go to a game now.

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Wait.

CHARLOTTE CRUNK?! That's the actual team name?!

Wow...I pretty much have to go to a game now.

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And whoever came up with this is pure genius.

Everyone who is admitted to the arena for games must bring thier own Pimp Cup filled to the brim with juice.

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Here's the entire list of ABA teams for the 05-06 season, complete with nicknames (some more sorry than others):

Atlanta Vision

Baltimore [TBA]

Bellevue Blackhawks

Bellingham Slam

Birmingham Magicians

Boston Frenzy

Buffalo Rapids

Charlotte Krunk

Chattanooga Steamers

Detroit Wheels

Florida Pit Bulls

Fresno Heatwave

Gallup Talons

Harlem Strong Dogs

Hawaii Mega Force

Indiana AlleyCats

Inglewood Cobras

Juarez Gallos

Kansas City Knights

Kentucky Colonels

Lake Erie [TBA]

Las Vegas Rattlers

Lincoln Thunder

Los Angeles Aftershock

Maryland Nighthawks

Maywood Laguneros

Mississippi Stingers

Montreal Matrix

Nashville Rhythm

New Mexico Style

Newark Express Jacqui

Niagara Daredevils

Norfolk [TBA]

Northeast Pennsylvania Breakers

Ohio Aviators Joe

Orange County Buzz

Orlando [TBA]

Pittsburgh Xplosion

Reigning Knights of Georgia

Richmond [TBA]

Rochester Razorsharks

San Francisco Pilots

San Jose Skyrockets

St. Louis Flight

Strong Island Sound

Tacoma Navigators

Texas Tycoons

Tijuana Dragons

Toledo Ice

Valley Legends

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