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You know he has that disease where he cant grow body hair...

No actually I didnt, thanks for the information

Probably the same affliction had by soccer ref Pierluigi Collina.

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. . . who looks suspiciously like Peter Garrett from Midnight Oil (except for the being nearly 7' tall part).

I actually know someone with that disease. She (yes, she) wears a wig all the time, so you don't pick up on it right away unless you know.

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Wow, I really dont know what happened on that one. I checked the website I got it from again and apparently they enjoy messing around with people. I originally did have a good picture of Ricci and I was not understanding what you were trying to imply with your post. Thought I didn't get the joke at first. Oh wel, I will be a little more careful next time.

Apparently they don't allow remote linking from their site, and redirect you to that picture. Something Awful used to do something similar, only it'd be really graphic porn or somesuch.

Anyway, I saved it off for all to see:

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otis nixon....yikes!

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pete rose's haircut alone should get him in the Ugly HOF

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jeff reardon, not a pretty man.

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I just can't believe you used a "Pete Rose as an Expo" pic. Thats like talking about Wayne Gretzky and posting him as a Blue or Mike Piazza as a Marlin.

Also, I 2nd Ezequiel Astacio, yeesh, and Tyrone Hill. Gary Cobb in 610WIP in Philly always does this and T. Hill is the first name mentioned. I nominate:

Scottie Pippen:

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you ain't ready for this jelly.....

Seriously, you've been warned...

ok, Scottie Pippen, up close and personal:

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Wow, I really dont know what happened on that one. I checked the website I got it from again and apparently they enjoy messing around with people. I originally did have a good picture of Ricci and I was not understanding what you were trying to imply with your post. Thought I didn't get the joke at first. Oh wel, I will be a little more careful next time.

Apparently they don't allow remote linking from their site, and redirect you to that picture. Something Awful used to do something similar, only it'd be really graphic porn or somesuch.

Anyway, I saved it off for all to see:

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Thanks for that man. I am glad they didnt do the graphic porn technique...I might of had some explaining to do. Kind of annoying they do this, but also kinda funny. Oh well, either way its a good picture of Ricci. Thanks again man.

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Jay Gibbons -- not a handsome man.

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I thought so too. However I was at Orioles Fanfest in 2003. I got my picture taken with him since he is my favorite Oriole. While waiting in line, I heard two girls behind me talking. Then one said "Do you dare me to tell him he's hot?". So I was a little confused, did they actually think he was hot or were they just being really mean?

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Ugly pitcher in an ugly uniform: Kent Tekulve, ma'ams and gentlemen...!!!

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Anoooother ugly piiiiitcher! That one from the ole Senatoooors: Joe Martina...!!!

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I can't believe I forgot Willie McGee. My friend and I always have an argument over who was uglier, Willie McGee or Otis Nixon. And to steal the tagline from the great epic, AVP, No Matter Who Wins, We Lose.

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When I first saw this picture I immediatly though of Pluto played by Michael Berryman in "The Hills Have Eyes".

Berryman suffers from Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia, a rare condition leaving him with no sweat glands, hair, fingernails or teeth.

He's been a a ton of horror and sci-fi projects usually playing aliens, mutated bikers, or some other freakish character. There was also a story going around that his picture was used as a model for "Mr. Freeze" for Batman: the Animated Series.

Despite his resume, he's known among his fams as being a swell guy, and oddly worked as a florrist before dabbling in movies.

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When I first saw this picture I immediatly though of Pluto played by Michael Berryman in  "The Hills Have Eyes".

I think of him as the head mutant/teacher in "Weird Science."

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There's no question that Don Mossi is the ugliest man in the history of sports.

I remember as a kid getting baseball cards and it seemed as if I always got gazillions of Don Mossi cards. I even called my bike the Mossi mobile because of all the baseball cards used on the spokes to make that cool sound.

As for modern sports figures, I have to put my two cents in for Mike Tyson and Dennis Rodman. Rodman was ugly even before he had all that stuff done to his face. And Tyson, before he got that tattoo, looked about as charming as a dead gopher.

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I'll throw a new one into the mix, Charlie Villanueva:

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For those who know the WWE well, what Raw superstar does he remind you of?

I thought the same exact thing. Then they told me about the disease he has and I backed off.

Anyway, I can't believe that these guys haven't been mentioned yet. How in the HELL can you forget about:

Tayshaun Prince

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Horse Face Chauncey Billups

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And that's just the NBA. Sheesh.

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See the Similarities?

Cassell, Phone Home!

Lol I thought I was the only one who thought Cassell looked like ET

Sam Cassell is the ugliest man in the NBA, if not all of sports if it weren't for horse racing being called a sport.

 

 

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