Bumper Stick Thread

[jOkeR]

I saw the License plate thread, so I figured I would start a bumper sticker thread (and because I saw the best bumper sticker ever yesterday). The one I saw yesterday was on a van with a bunch of Ohio State Stickers and It looked something like this:

That gave me a laugh, especially when I showed it to my friends that like Michigan.

[PaperAirplane31]

Went up to Ireland and saw this on the back of some guys car.

[Cyclopsis Joe]

I used to have one (in real life and on my race car in NR2003) that said: "Homeland Security Suspect #223079"

[NJTank]

I have a Mets bumper sticker and a Devils Bumper Sticker.

[Tazz013]

My friend has a bumper sticker on the under frame of his truck that says: "If you can read this I just ran your *** over"

[kc51design]

My bumper stickers:

1.There are two great teams in Liverpool: Liverpool and Liverpool reserves - Bill Shankley

If you are into Premiership you'll find this funny. I'm not even Liverpool fan, but this is funny.

2. Pittsburg Steelers

3. Hawthorn Hawks

[fiasco!]

i have these on my car:

[Moser316]

Do they have the reverse of this bumper sticker? Although to be fair, Wisconsin is pretty much divided right down the middle, the Democrats just happened to win the last few elections by less than a percent.

As for favorite bumper stickers, there's a semi-famous dive bar tucked away on the East Side of Milwaukee called Wolski's (they were a sponsor for one of the teams in our hurling league), and if you stay there until closing time, they'll give you a bumper sticker on the way out that says "I Closed Wolski's". They've been doing it for years.

[Shumway]

i have these on my car:

haha...classic. It'd go great with my awesome shirt(best shirt ever?)

That's not me in the picture, BTW..it's from the website

I enjoyed my dad's old sticker, which wore off...it read:

"Stupid people shouldn't breed"

For some reason, I dislike the ribbons people put on their cars. Not all of them, just certain ones. I was behind someone in traffic, and they had a "Stop Internet Porn" ribbon on their car. I was this close(my hands are almost touching) to walking out of my car and swiping it.

[Dilbert]

Dont have a picture of it but it is from the Cincinnati Shakespeare Company and it says I (picture of a heart) my Willy!

[pollux]

[JohnnyFriedRice]

Buy it here!

[Mac the Knife]

Help Stupid People Stop Breeding.

BAN COUNTRY MUSIC.

Laughed my ass off when I saw that one back in, '92 or so...

[winters in buffalo]

In college, I had a housemate who had one that read: "Honk if you love Hanson... then drive into a tree".

When I was in 8th grade, one of our science class projects was to design an environmental bumper sticker for Earth Day. One kid did one that read " Save the Whales' and then under that, in small print was " Club a seal instead."

[whalersjets]

"Wife and dog missing, reward for dog."

[ProvidenceRI]

[LMU]

I have a 2002 Angels world champs sticker on the bumper, a KROQ (rock/alternative radio station in LA) sticker in the lower right corner of the rear window, a LMU athletic logo sticker on the bottom center of the rear window, and a block text "LOYOLA MARYMOUNT UNIVERSITY" sticker along the top of the rear window.

(I have a pickup, so it has a flat window instead of slanted)

[ScreaminWeasel]

A few years back when that cult commited the mass suicide at the behest of thier self-castrated leader to join the "starship following in the comet's tail" (remember them? the purple triangles on the corpses? They killed themselves when that comet passed fairly close (in intersteller distances) to the Earth) I saw what I thought a really great bumper sticker I'll never forget:

"So many stupid people, so few comets..."

[Cyclopsis Joe]

Carp! A Harry Potter joke!?

[HilcoAthletic]

A few years back when that cult commited the mass suicide at the behest of thier self-castrated leader to join the "starship following in the comet's tail" (remember them? the purple triangles on the corpses? They killed themselves when that comet passed fairly close (in intersteller distances) to the Earth) I saw what I thought a really great bumper sticker I'll never forget:

"So many stupid people, so few comets..."

that would be the Heavens Gate Cult