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I disagree.

Indiana is the Hoosier State. When you hear Hoosier (unlike say, Tigers or Warriors) you IMMEDIATELY think of the University of Indiana. Same thing goes for Cornhuskers, Buckeyes and Sooners. Those team nicknames are based off the actual nicknames for the states they represent and you only think of one single team.

That kind of branding is perfect, IMO.

I agree. I've always liked schools with nicknames based on their state nickname--Gophers, Hawkeyes, Badgers, Wolverines, Tar Heels, Volunteers, Beavers, Golden Bears, and Bruins (UCLA) are some additional ones.

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First one that came to my mind is 'Bills'.

Others that haven't been mentioned are SuperSonics, Oilers, Islanders, Celtics, Magic, Heat, Steelers, 49ers, Sooners, and Cornhuskers.

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This did just as good of a job portraying the team name. certainly better than the dynasty logo from the only period in their franchise that was any good.

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No matter how one tries to justify it, "Magic" is an overwhelmingly stupid name for a sports team.

I really hate ANY team name in a singular form. Magic, Jazz, Thunder, Rush, Soul, Power, Storm, Blaze, (most of AFL) and most soccer teams.

For some reason, a team name should have an 's' on the end to me.

I'm so glad we have not seen this in the NFL.

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Texans. Their logo is the Texas state flag in the shape of a longhorn. There is not much else you can do with Texans.

while you can't do much much with 'texans' they do have a pretty good and iconic logo.

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which is certainly better than what the Chiefs did with them as the Dallas Texans

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um ....no.

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I like the old school Giants logo in my sig for an accurate depiction of a Giant, plus it has skyscrapers. So that's a double usage in that logo.

I think Giants could be used to refer to the skyscrapers in NYC and a better logo than their current script or NY they use. Something with the skyline or something would be cool. But the name then doens't make sense for SF even though they were originally in NY.

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First one that came to my mind is 'Bills'.

Others that haven't been mentioned are SuperSonics, Oilers, Islanders, Celtics, Magic, Heat, Steelers, 49ers, Sooners, and Cornhuskers.

Oilers, Islanders, Celtics, Steelers, 49ers, Sooners, and Cornhuskers are all great nicknames for their teams.

The worst are the invisible intangibles, like the poster above states: Heat, Magic, Wild, etc. As far as tangibles go, I'll be forever confused as to why Wizards won out when the PC crowd made the Bullets disfavorable.

Some terrible ones from college: Zips (Akron)(named after a shoe covering), Golden Flashes (Kent State), Orange (Syracuse), Cardinal (Stanford), Green Wave (Tulane)

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Some terrible ones from college: Zips (Akron)(named after a shoe covering), Golden Flashes (Kent State), Orange (Syracuse), Cardinal (Stanford), Green Wave (Tulane)

I think Akron has done a great job with their logos though, having a roo is genius and unique

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I got nothin that hasn't been said already as far as names that don't lend themselves to logos all that well. Far as cities that don't lend themselves to decent team names too often...SYRACUSE. NEW. YORK.

Enough said, to the point that I'm genuinely shocked when a new Syracuse team actually manages to have a middle of the road name rather than their usual Fail O'Suckynames.

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Texans. Their logo is the Texas state flag in the shape of a longhorn. There is not much else you can do with Texans.

It's the shape of bull not a longhorn.

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First one that came to my mind is 'Bills'.

Others that haven't been mentioned are SuperSonics, Oilers, Islanders, Celtics, Magic, Heat, Steelers, 49ers, Sooners, and Cornhuskers.

Oilers, Islanders, Celtics, Steelers, 49ers, Sooners, and Cornhuskers are all great nicknames for their teams.

The worst are the invisible intangibles, like the poster above states: Heat, Magic, Wild, etc. As far as tangibles go, I'll be forever confused as to why Wizards won out when the PC crowd made the Bullets disfavorable.

Some terrible ones from college: Zips (Akron)(named after a shoe covering), Golden Flashes (Kent State), Orange (Syracuse), Cardinal (Stanford), Green Wave (Tulane)

The thread isn't 'Weird Nicknames That We're Cool With Because They Fit The Team'. Also, I'd argue that Golden Flashes, Orange, and Green Wave are pretty easy to convey graphically.

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First one that came to my mind is 'Bills'.

Others that haven't been mentioned are SuperSonics, Oilers, Islanders, Celtics, Magic, Heat, Steelers, 49ers, Sooners, and Cornhuskers.

Oilers, Islanders, Celtics, Steelers, 49ers, Sooners, and Cornhuskers are all great nicknames for their teams.

The worst are the invisible intangibles, like the poster above states: Heat, Magic, Wild, etc. As far as tangibles go, I'll be forever confused as to why Wizards won out when the PC crowd made the Bullets disfavorable.

Some terrible ones from college: Zips (Akron)(named after a shoe covering), Golden Flashes (Kent State), Orange (Syracuse), Cardinal (Stanford), Green Wave (Tulane)

The thread isn't 'Weird Nicknames That We're Cool With Because They Fit The Team'. Also, I'd argue that Golden Flashes, Orange, and Green Wave are pretty easy to convey graphically.

How is "Orange" easier to convey graphically/in a logo than 49ers or Oilers or Cornhuskers?

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