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Rite of Spring 2019: The Chase for the Stanley Cup


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And so the 26th worthless and useless season of the NHL in a row meets it's predictable end....yet another irrelevant U.S. city helps Bettman maintain his iron grip on power in the league.

 

To the fans of the Booins, you continue to have my contempt forever, and that contempt won't be lifted until the Booins throw a Cup Final on purpose to Vancouver, and lose in a 4-0 sweep where the Booins score 0 goals. And then, the year after, purposely lose to Toronto the same way, to give up your unbeaten run against them.

 

To the fans of the Booes, I don't agree with the fact you had to slit Winnipeg's playoff throat to win your championship. You won't get any respect from me until you lose the Campbell Bowl to the Jets, even if it means the Booes purposely lose that series to Winnipeg 4 games to none, with Winnipeg getting 4 shutouts in a row.

 

There's no need for the NHL to be controlled by those without Canadian birth certificates and residency anymore. Mostly due to the fact that the U.S. is going to be forever worthless and useless to the NHL. Because, to me, the U.S. has no genuine soul for hockey.

 

Enjoy those wallets of yours getting fatter and fatter, while living off of Canada's hockey teat, because no team in the U.S. has genuinely earned a d**n thing they've ever gotten. Corrupt, decadent, and rotten to the core.

 

Go drink Bettman's KoolAid all summer long, cause it's only a matter of time before it starts to taste like defecate.

 

>=P

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I can't believe the St Louis Blues are Stanley Cup Champions...  Photos like this look absolutely surreal and will take some time to get used to... but thank god they fixed their uniforms.
 

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1 minute ago, SFGiants58 said:

Hey RagingRonic, maybe you should take up pig farming. It’s a nice hobby, so I’ve heard.

 

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Seeing as how Dave Pickton is still a free man, maybe he could use a new buddy.

The only pig I'd farm would be Gary Bettman, seeing as how I'd be more delighted at the sight of him eating from a trough not filled with Canadian money. That he uses against Canada's pro hockey interests every year.

 

=P

 

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Just now, RaginRonic said:

The only pig I'd farm would be Gary Bettman, seeing as how I'd be more delighted at the sight of him eating from a trough not filled with Canadian money. That he uses against Canada's pro hockey interests every year.

 

=P

 

 

I show a picture of a man who murdered 33 to 49 sex workers, and that’s the best response you give me? Man, you’re a nationalistic twerp. Hockey started in Canada, but the US has been in the NHL since day one. Get bent.

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2 minutes ago, SFGiants58 said:

 

I show a picture of a man who murdered 33 to 49 sex workers, and that’s the best response you give me? Man, you’re a nationalistic twerp. Hockey started in Canada, but the US has been in the NHL since day one. Get bent.

 

Also most of the Canadians who post in this very thread are very happy to see St. Louis win the Stanley Cup. 

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1 minute ago, SFGiants58 said:

 

I show a picture of a man who murdered 33 to 49 sex workers, and that’s the best response you give me? Man, you’re a nationalistic twerp. Hockey started in Canada, but the US has been in the NHL since day one. Get bent.

I know who he is. I just don't want to talk about him.

 

In terms of the hockey topic, it's not right for the U.S. to mistreat Canada in any way when it comes to both competitive balance and roster balance. I don't want the U.S. holding any advantage at all over Canada anymore. Period.

 

=P

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3 minutes ago, GDAWG said:

 

Lets not forget who won last year too. 

 

Ha...for a moment I did! The NHL has the most variance among championship teams, true or false? Feels like true. Lightning and Blackhawks and Caps and Blues and Ducks all felt pretty impossible when the Devils and Red Wings traded titles for a decade.

1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said:

and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags

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