gosioux76 Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 The Albuquerque Journal today has a story quoting lawyers for New Orleans Saints owner Tom Benson indicating that Los Angeles, San Antonio and Albuquerque are the top cities being considered for the Saints should they leave the Big Easy.I didn't post the link because the paper has a subscription only site.The most likely of these, believe it or not, is San Antonio because Benson apparently has a home there. LA, though, would be hard to pass up. Folks around here in New Mexico are absolutely baffled that we'd even be mentioned. The biggest stadium here doesn't even hold 40,000 and we were recently told by the Arena Football League that we could handle AF2 but not the big league.Personally, I think this is Benson and Gov. Bill Richardson are working together on a marketing ploy. The Guv here has been pushing sports as an economic development tool, trying to lure sports franchises to the city. Even getting mentioned as a possible NFL location is likely to raise New Mexico's stock for future consideration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yh Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Albuquerque would certainly be a good regional rival for the Cards, however if the largest stadium they have only holds 40,000 that's going to put a big dent in any quick relocation scenario. Seems more likely to me that Albuquerque could grab the Hornets from N.O. than the Saints. Personally, I hope the Saints stay put. If they were to move, however, I guess that means no more Super Bowls in the Big Easy. That'd be a shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gosioux76 Posted May 12, 2005 Author Share Posted May 12, 2005 Some local public officials have told me they consider Albuquerque now where Phoenix was maybe 15-20 years before they got the Suns. This metro area is growing fast enough to maybe support a major league team within that time span, but now we're simply minor league. Now -- besides the UNM Lobos -- it's home to the Pacific Coast League Isotopes, the yet-to-be-named NBDL expansion team, and the CHL New Mexico Scorpions which are taking a year off to wait for the construction of a new arena in nearby Rio Rancho. (I'm purposely not mentioning the state's two ABA expansion teams for reasons that don't need stating.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 I found this article at NFL.com:http://www.nfl.com/news/story/8461359I wish they had pictures.--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Ahhhh.......AlbuquerqueWay back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shopYou know the placewell anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachyExcept, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morningMy mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfastAwww - Big bowl of sauerkrautEvery single morninIt was driving me crazyI said to my momI said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"And my dear, sweet motherShe just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming trainAnd she leaned right down next to meAnd she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouthAnd force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years oldThat's when I swore that somedaySomeday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away placeWhere the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beerAnd the towels are oh so fluffyWhere the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day longAnd anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickelWacka wacka doodoo yeahWell, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came trueBecause the very next day, a local radio station had this contestTo see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's buttI was off by three, but I still won the grand prizeThat's right, a first class one-way ticket toAlbuquerqueAlbuquerqueOh yeahYou know, I'd never been on a real airplane beforeAnd I gotta tell ya, it was really greatExcept that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odorAnd the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole timeThe flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanutsAnd the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly ShoreAnd, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned outAnd we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillsideAnd the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody diedExcept for meYou know why?'Cause I had my tray table upAnd my seat back in the full upright positionHad my tray table upAnd my seat back in the full upright positionHad my tray table upAnd my seat back in the full upright positionAh ha ha haAh ha haAhhhhSo I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckageI crawled on my hands and knees for three full daysDraggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bagAnd my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ballAnd my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkelBut finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday InnWhere the towels are oh so fluffyAnd you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wannaIt's OK, they're cleanWell, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/CAnd I turned on the SpectraVisionAnd I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillowThat I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the doorWell now, who could that be?I say "Who is it?"No answer"Who is it?"There's no answer"WHO IS IT?"They're not sayin' anythingSo, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspectedIt's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostrilOh man, I hate it when I'm rightSo anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkelAnd I'm like "Hey, you can't have that""That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"And he's like "Tough"And I'm like "Give it"And he's like "Make me"And I'm like "'Kay"So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagusAnd I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrowsAnd I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigationYes indeed, you better believe itAnd somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hookAnd twenty seconds later, I heard a farmiliar voiceAnd you know what it said?I'll tell you what it saidIt said"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again""If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator""If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again""If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"In AlbuquerqueAlbuquerqueWell, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkelBut I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not restI would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justiceBut first, I decided to buy some donutsSo I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shopAnd I walked on up to the guy behind the counterAnd he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"I said "You got any glazed donuts?"He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"I said "You got any apple fritters?"He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"I said "You got any bear claws?"He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check""No, we're outta bear claws"I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"I said "OK, I'll take that"So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump outAnd they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over(rabid gnawing sounds)Oh man, they were just going nutsThey were tearin' me apartYou know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"I believe it went a little something like this . . .DohGet 'em off meGet 'em off meOhNo, get 'em off, get 'em offOh, oh God, oh GodOh, get 'em off meOh, oh GodAh, (more screaming)I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my faceWavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'Like a constipated weiner dogAnd as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreamsHer name was ZeldaShe was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peachesI'll never forget the first thing she said to me.She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"That's when I knew it was true loveWe were inseperable after thatAw, we ate together, we bathed togetherWe even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental flossThe world was our burritoSo we got married and we bought us a houseAnd had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and SuperflyOh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeahBut then one fateful night, Zelda said to meShe said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"I said "Woah, hold on now, baby""I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"So we broke up and I never saw her againBut that's just the way things goIn AlbuquerqueAlbuquerqueAnyway, things really started lookin' up for meBecause about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dreamThat's right, I got me a part-time job at The SizzlerI even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my faceAw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after thatI was gettin' a lot of attitudeOK, like one time, I was out in the parking lotTryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencilWhen I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himselfSo I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"So I didAnd then he gets all indignant on meHe's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"Well, that's just greatHow was I supposed to know that?I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loudBesides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-BoySo what's he complaining about?Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdoteThis guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bit in three daysWell, I knew what he meantBut just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular veinAnd he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all overAnd I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming(screaming sounds)You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situationMan, some people just can't take a joke, you know?Anyway, um, um, where was I?Kinda lost my train of thoughtUh, well, uh, OKAnyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying itBut I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here isI hate sauerkrautThat's all I'm really tryin' to sayAnd, by the way, if one day you happen to wake upAnd find yourself in an existential quandryFull of loathing and self-doubtAnd wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existenceAt least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing thatSomewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of oursThere's still a little place calledAlbuquerqueAlbuquerqueAlbuquerque, AlbuquerqueAlbuquerque, AlbuquerqueAlbuquerque, AlbuquerqueAlbuquerque, AlbuquerqueI said "A" (A)"L" (L)"B" ("U" (U)"querque" (querque)Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, AlbuquerqueAlbuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, AlbuquerqueAlbuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, AlbuquerqueAlbuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, AlbuquerqueAlbuquerque Back-to-Back Fatal Forty Champion 2015 & 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
officeglenn Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Like a lot of things in life, this too reminds me of a bit from The Simpsons:Albuquerque Mayor: Looks like we'll have to steal some other baseball team. See what Dallas wants for the Cowboys.Assistant: Uh, that's a football team, sir.Albuquerque Mayor: They'll play what I tell them to play... for I am the MAYOR OF ALBUQUERQUE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshawaggie Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 San Antonio still wants a team, but they need at least 200 million in renovations to the stadium that was supposed to get them a team years ago... @josh_j12 CFA- Fargo Bobcats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 I found this article at NFL.com:http://www.nfl.com/news/story/8461359I wish they had pictures.--Roger "Time?" Clemente. So it would possibly be the Los Angeles Saints of Anaheim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaid Paint Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 I find it quite interesting that no one has yet mentioned how utterly apathetic the entire Los Angeles area is to the idea of having a pro football team.When the Rams moved from the LA Coliseum to Anaheim Stadium, no one raised an eyebrow, and nobody gave a rats ass when the Rams moved to St. Louis in 1994, and from what I've read and heard, people in the LA area are apathetic at best and more often openly disdainful about having an NFL team there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gosioux76 Posted May 12, 2005 Author Share Posted May 12, 2005 I find it quite interesting that no one has yet mentioned how utterly apathetic the entire Los Angeles area is to the idea of having a pro football team.When the Rams moved from the LA Coliseum to Anaheim Stadium, no one raised an eyebrow, and nobody gave a rats ass when the Rams moved to St. Louis in 1994, and from what I've read and heard, people in the LA area are apathetic at best and more often openly disdainful about having an NFL team there. They may be apathetic, but like someone mentioned in a different thread here, it would be hard for a franchise NOT to survive in a market that size. The region may not be on par with Green Bay or Pittsburgh or Buffalo in terms of unlimited love the team, but I would highly doubt they'd be unable to have a sellout for every game with that many people around there. And really, what do they want more than filled seats and a large TV market? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaid Paint Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 They may be apathetic, but like someone mentioned in a different thread here, it would be hard for a franchise NOT to survive in a market that size. Apathetic = very strong opposition to having to use public funds to build yet another $300,000,000 stadium, as if California doesn't already have enough budget problems.And if it would be hard for a team not to survive there, then please explain why both the Rams and the Raiders got the hell out of the area, and there was nothing resembling even a modest outcry either time.Hell, I don't recall that there was jubilation and dancing in the streets when the Raiders moved to LA, in fact there was probably more good feeling when they announced they were leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian in Boston Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 The Coliseum site remains the front-runner to play host to a Los Angeles-based NFL franchise. They're clearly the furthest along with their plan. They've already filed an environmental impact report for their site with the league... they've already filed an initial stadium design plan with the league... hell, they're now at the point where they're working out the details of a lease proposal. None of the other proposed sites is even close to having as many details addressed.In Pasadena, the city council is still trying to determine whether or not it makes sense to go forward with filing an environmental impact report for the Rose Bowl site. A significant portion of the community does not want the Rose Bowl to become home to an NFL franchise. They site the negative impact that a major renovation will have on the historic nature of the Rose Bowl, as well as the negative environmental impact playing host to an NFL franchise will have on the Arroyo Seco region of Pasadena.In Anaheim, opposition is already rising to building a stadium for the NFL, primarily because the city could reportedly generate much more revenue with other development on the same site (i.e. housing, business, retail, etc). The proposal in Carson is a joke. The site is contaminated with industrial waste that would need to be cleaned up. The earliest that an environmental impact report could be filed would be the end of the year. It's a non-starter.However the National Football League returns to Los Angeles, expansion or relocation, the team will be playing at a radically renovated Coliseum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaid Paint Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 The Coliseum site remains the front-runner to play host to a Los Angeles-based NFL franchise. They're clearly the furthest along with their plan. They've already filed an environmental impact report for their site with the league... they've already filed an initial stadium design plan with the league... hell, they're now at the point where they're working out the details of a lease proposal. None of the other proposed sites is even close to having as many details addressed.However the National Football League returns to Los Angeles, expansion or relocation, the team will be playing at a radically renovated Coliseum. What sort of radical renovations are we talking about? The forced removal of the approximately 30,000 Bloods gang members who live in the area surrounding the Coliseum?It seems to be in good enough shape for the USC Trojans to play there, so what, besides the dreaded luxury boxes have they been thinking of doing? Are there any plans for where the Trojans would be playing during these renovations? I believe I heard some noises about them sharing the Rose Bowl with UCLA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WJMorris3 Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Oh, when the 'aints... go marching out... oh, when the 'aints go marching out (of New Orleans), well, I'd hate to be in that number... when the 'aints go marching out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian in Boston Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 What sort of radical renovations are we talking about? They're planning on maintaining and sprucing up as much of the Coliseum's outer shell as possible, while building a brand-new stadium structure inside (as well as out and over) the shell. Think of the Soldier Field renovation in Chicago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSU151 Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 So it would possibly be the Los Angeles Saints of Anaheim Ooohhh, somebody must see it... Saints...Angels...Saints...Angels... Smart is believing half of what you hear. Genius is knowing which half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frylock Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Ahhhh.......Albuquerque Thank you for the Al tribute. That just made my day!As for this whole Saints to Albuquerque thing, it kind of sounds like a pipe dream to me. The day the NFL allows a team to move there is when Portland will have an NFL team -- i.e. never.I can see LA being a strong possibility. Is that Office Depot center where the MLS squads play designed to meet NFL standards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleFan344 Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 I found this article at NFL.com:http://www.nfl.com/news/story/8461359I wish they had pictures.--Roger "Time?" Clemente. So it would possibly be the Los Angeles Saints of Anaheim I heard its gonna be "California Saints of Los Angeles-Anaheim" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gosioux76 Posted May 12, 2005 Author Share Posted May 12, 2005 Here's a story link:Albuquerque Tribune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cujo Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 An NFL team in The A-B-Q?? I'd be down with that. However, I truly doubt it happens. If they did move, they'd probably name the team after another Simpsons episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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