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this one gave me a good laugh

Dude, seriously? GAYLORD the CAMEL?!

(I'd make more jokes, but it looks like Gaylord is sportin' The Glow from The Last Dragon, so I don't want it to **** me up. Or spit on me.)

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this one gave me a good laugh

Dude, seriously? GAYLORD the CAMEL?!

(I'd make more jokes, but it looks like Gaylord is sportin' The Glow from The Last Dragon, so I don't want it to **** me up. Or spit on me.)

You know you are mining comedy gold when you mention The Last Dragon.

"Now, when I say, "Who's the master?" you say, "Sho'nuff!""

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I loved it when he ripped on the Miami Ibis.

"Dude, that's a duck...with what appear to be either eyelashes or Eugene Levy eyebrows."

In actuality, this guy needs a bit more research on the ibis. Below is the ibis most commonly found in Florida:

white-ibis-1a.jpg

Trust me, I see tons of these down here.

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In actuality, this guy needs a bit more research on the ibis. Below is the ibis most commonly found in Florida:

white-ibis-1a.jpg

Trust me, I see tons of these down here.

He was referring to Sebastian the Ibis, which have serious problems with its bill...

But the lack of Cayenne the Ragin' Cajun Pepper is a bloody travesty...

cayenne1.JPG

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In actuality, this guy needs a bit more research on the ibis. Below is the ibis most commonly found in Florida:

white-ibis-1a.jpg

Trust me, I see tons of these down here.

He was referring to Sebastian the Ibis, which have serious problems with its bill...

But the lack of Cayenne the Ragin' Cajun Pepper is a bloody travesty...

cayenne1.JPG

those eyes look like staring into the gates of hell.

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The best mascots are live mascots. Ralphie the Bison. Bevo. Mike the Tiger. Etc., etc., etc.

And even though I agree with the author about the Florida Gators mascot, I think I'd hate to see a real gator at a game.

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god damned right about the tree sucking. glad I know somebody who (drunkenly) tackled the mascot after the game in Oregon a few years ago (I think it was during Joey's senior year, not certain, but I do know who it was and that they definitely speared that evergreen something good).

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