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this one gave me a good laugh

Dude, seriously? GAYLORD the CAMEL?!

(I'd make more jokes, but it looks like Gaylord is sportin' The Glow from The Last Dragon, so I don't want it to **** me up. Or spit on me.)

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this one gave me a good laugh

Dude, seriously? GAYLORD the CAMEL?!

(I'd make more jokes, but it looks like Gaylord is sportin' The Glow from The Last Dragon, so I don't want it to **** me up. Or spit on me.)

You know you are mining comedy gold when you mention The Last Dragon.

"Now, when I say, "Who's the master?" you say, "Sho'nuff!""

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I loved it when he ripped on the Miami Ibis.

"Dude, that's a duck...with what appear to be either eyelashes or Eugene Levy eyebrows."

In actuality, this guy needs a bit more research on the ibis. Below is the ibis most commonly found in Florida:

white-ibis-1a.jpg

Trust me, I see tons of these down here.

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In actuality, this guy needs a bit more research on the ibis. Below is the ibis most commonly found in Florida:

white-ibis-1a.jpg

Trust me, I see tons of these down here.

He was referring to Sebastian the Ibis, which have serious problems with its bill...

But the lack of Cayenne the Ragin' Cajun Pepper is a bloody travesty...

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[Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008

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In actuality, this guy needs a bit more research on the ibis. Below is the ibis most commonly found in Florida:

white-ibis-1a.jpg

Trust me, I see tons of these down here.

He was referring to Sebastian the Ibis, which have serious problems with its bill...

But the lack of Cayenne the Ragin' Cajun Pepper is a bloody travesty...

cayenne1.JPG

those eyes look like staring into the gates of hell.

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The best mascots are live mascots. Ralphie the Bison. Bevo. Mike the Tiger. Etc., etc., etc.

And even though I agree with the author about the Florida Gators mascot, I think I'd hate to see a real gator at a game.

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god damned right about the tree sucking. glad I know somebody who (drunkenly) tackled the mascot after the game in Oregon a few years ago (I think it was during Joey's senior year, not certain, but I do know who it was and that they definitely speared that evergreen something good).

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