footballfiji Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Not like some other lists I've seen. This one seems to be pretty funny.Click It. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatSleepJeep Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 good read.I laughed at a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 this one gave me a good laughDude, seriously? GAYLORD the CAMEL?! (I'd make more jokes, but it looks like Gaylord is sportin' The Glow from The Last Dragon, so I don't want it to **** me up. Or spit on me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Boy Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 this one gave me a good laughDude, seriously? GAYLORD the CAMEL?! (I'd make more jokes, but it looks like Gaylord is sportin' The Glow from The Last Dragon, so I don't want it to **** me up. Or spit on me.)You know you are mining comedy gold when you mention The Last Dragon."Now, when I say, "Who's the master?" you say, "Sho'nuff!"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leggman01 Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 somewhat unrelated, but funny mascot hijinks on the george mason site - the gunston files Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtrich11 Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 I loved it when he ripped on the Miami Ibis."Dude, that's a duck...with what appear to be either eyelashes or Eugene Levy eyebrows." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 I never seen a Mascot a lame as a tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBGKon Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 I loved it when he ripped on the Miami Ibis."Dude, that's a duck...with what appear to be either eyelashes or Eugene Levy eyebrows."In actuality, this guy needs a bit more research on the ibis. Below is the ibis most commonly found in Florida:Trust me, I see tons of these down here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Name Here Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 This guy is bull . WKU is easily the best mascot in the NCAA. "We've got our 20,000th SportsCenter coming up." "That's a lot of shows. How do you keep track of that?" "We've got a system." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainmaker17 Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 The author is a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BostonBlazer Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 I never liked the Providence College mascot. Glad he made the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred T. Jane Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 In actuality, this guy needs a bit more research on the ibis. Below is the ibis most commonly found in Florida:Trust me, I see tons of these down here.He was referring to Sebastian the Ibis, which have serious problems with its bill...But the lack of Cayenne the Ragin' Cajun Pepper is a bloody travesty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footballfiji Posted March 24, 2007 Author Share Posted March 24, 2007 In actuality, this guy needs a bit more research on the ibis. Below is the ibis most commonly found in Florida:Trust me, I see tons of these down here.He was referring to Sebastian the Ibis, which have serious problems with its bill...But the lack of Cayenne the Ragin' Cajun Pepper is a bloody travesty...those eyes look like staring into the gates of hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doafhat Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 No list can be complete without Arkansas State's politically correct generic muppet guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winghaz Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 The best mascots are live mascots. Ralphie the Bison. Bevo. Mike the Tiger. Etc., etc., etc.And even though I agree with the author about the Florida Gators mascot, I think I'd hate to see a real gator at a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spearhead Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 winghaz: I've seen Ralphie too, but Thunder (West Texas State's buffalo mascot) is rowdier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harperdc Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 god damned right about the tree sucking. glad I know somebody who (drunkenly) tackled the mascot after the game in Oregon a few years ago (I think it was during Joey's senior year, not certain, but I do know who it was and that they definitely speared that evergreen something good). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtCarp Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Someone explain to me how the holy hell this thing didnt make the listWhat the hell is a hokie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBGKon Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Someone explain to me how the holy hell this thing didnt make the listWhat the hell is a hokie?A hokie is a turkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedawg22 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 WU-SHOCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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