leopard88 Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Here's a little something everyone on here can appreciate.From The Onion:True Yankees, Regular Yankees To Now Wear Different UniformsNEW YORK?The New York Yankees unveiled a new, lesser uniform at a press conference Tuesday in an effort to distinguish ordinary, run-of-the-mill Yankees from the "true Yankee legends who walk among us." "To have Javier Vazquez don the same pinstripes as Mariano Rivera or Jorge Posada is?well, it's unthinkable," Yankees general manager Brian Cashman said as Curtis Granderson modeled the sterile, black-and-white uniform with a large, boxy, non-interlocking "NY" stitched across the front of the chest. "The untrue Yankees will wear a blank, unfitted ball cap until they have their big Yankee moment. They'll wear their last names on the backs of their lesser uniforms as a badge of shame." When asked which uniform he was assigned, Alex Rodriguez cried for 10 minutes.Yes, I know The Onion is a humor site. However, I decided to post this here anyway. Most Liked Content of the Day -- February 15, 2017, August 21, 2017, August 22, 2017 ///// Proud Winner of the CCSLC Post of the Day Award -- April 8, 2008 Originator of the Upside Down Sarcasm Smilie -- November 1, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddball Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Here's a little something everyone on here can appreciate.From The Onion:True Yankees, Regular Yankees To Now Wear Different UniformsNEW YORK?The New York Yankees unveiled a new, lesser uniform at a press conference Tuesday in an effort to distinguish ordinary, run-of-the-mill Yankees from the "true Yankee legends who walk among us." "To have Javier Vazquez don the same pinstripes as Mariano Rivera or Jorge Posada is?well, it's unthinkable," Yankees general manager Brian Cashman said as Curtis Granderson modeled the sterile, black-and-white uniform with a large, boxy, non-interlocking "NY" stitched across the front of the chest. "The untrue Yankees will wear a blank, unfitted ball cap until they have their big Yankee moment. They'll wear their last names on the backs of their lesser uniforms as a badge of shame." When asked which uniform he was assigned, Alex Rodriguez cried for 10 minutes.Yes, I know The Onion is a humor site. However, I decided to post this here anyway.That's just classic. It made me laugh so much and is so appropriate for the Yankees and this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis2051 Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Here's a little something everyone on here can appreciate.From The Onion:True Yankees, Regular Yankees To Now Wear Different UniformsNEW YORK?The New York Yankees unveiled a new, lesser uniform at a press conference Tuesday in an effort to distinguish ordinary, run-of-the-mill Yankees from the "true Yankee legends who walk among us." "To have Javier Vazquez don the same pinstripes as Mariano Rivera or Jorge Posada is?well, it's unthinkable," Yankees general manager Brian Cashman said as Curtis Granderson modeled the sterile, black-and-white uniform with a large, boxy, non-interlocking "NY" stitched across the front of the chest. "The untrue Yankees will wear a blank, unfitted ball cap until they have their big Yankee moment. They'll wear their last names on the backs of their lesser uniforms as a badge of shame." When asked which uniform he was assigned, Alex Rodriguez cried for 10 minutes.Yes, I know The Onion is a humor site. However, I decided to post this here anyway.That's just classic. It made me laugh so much and is so appropriate for the Yankees and this site.lol can someone mock this up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopard88 Posted April 28, 2010 Author Share Posted April 28, 2010 lol can someone mock this up?I wholeheartedly second this request. Most Liked Content of the Day -- February 15, 2017, August 21, 2017, August 22, 2017 ///// Proud Winner of the CCSLC Post of the Day Award -- April 8, 2008 Originator of the Upside Down Sarcasm Smilie -- November 1, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCap Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 PotD 26/2/12 1/7/15 2020 BASS Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Regular Season Champion 2021 BASS NFL Pick'em Regular Season Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pamrhein Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 not funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audiodrama Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Hilarious.I love it when A-Rod cries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexter Morgan Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Hilarious.I love it when A-Rod cries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexter Morgan Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Here's a little something everyone on here can appreciate.From The Onion:True Yankees, Regular Yankees To Now Wear Different UniformsNEW YORK—The New York Yankees unveiled a new, lesser uniform at a press conference Tuesday in an effort to distinguish ordinary, run-of-the-mill Yankees from the "true Yankee legends who walk among us." "To have Javier Vazquez don the same pinstripes as Mariano Rivera or Jorge Posada is…well, it's unthinkable," Yankees general manager Brian Cashman said as Curtis Granderson modeled the sterile, black-and-white uniform with a large, boxy, non-interlocking "NY" stitched across the front of the chest. "The untrue Yankees will wear a blank, unfitted ball cap until they have their big Yankee moment. They'll wear their last names on the backs of their lesser uniforms as a badge of shame." When asked which uniform he was assigned, Alex Rodriguez cried for 10 minutes.Yes, I know The Onion is a humor site. However, I decided to post this here anyway.That's just classic. It made me laugh so much and is so appropriate for the Yankees and this site.lol can someone mock this up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouj Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Outstanding! You know it's a mesh adjustable hat too. Go Astros!Go Texans!Go Rockets!Go Javelinas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshawaggie Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Here's a little something everyone on here can appreciate.From The Onion:True Yankees, Regular Yankees To Now Wear Different UniformsNEW YORK—The New York Yankees unveiled a new, lesser uniform at a press conference Tuesday in an effort to distinguish ordinary, run-of-the-mill Yankees from the "true Yankee legends who walk among us." "To have Javier Vazquez don the same pinstripes as Mariano Rivera or Jorge Posada is?well, it's unthinkable," Yankees general manager Brian Cashman said as Curtis Granderson modeled the sterile, black-and-white uniform with a large, boxy, non-interlocking "NY" stitched across the front of the chest. "The untrue Yankees will wear a blank, unfitted ball cap until they have their big Yankee moment. They'll wear their last names on the backs of their lesser uniforms as a badge of shame." When asked which uniform he was assigned, Alex Rodriguez cried for 10 minutes.Yes, I know The Onion is a humor site. However, I decided to post this here anyway.That's just classic. It made me laugh so much and is so appropriate for the Yankees and this site.lol can someone mock this up?Hilarious.I love it when A-Rod cries.Insecure much? @josh_j12 CFA- Fargo Bobcats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lights Out Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 He's written a grand total of 21 posts, and most of them have been trolling people who don't like the Yankees. He's not exactly disproving the stereotype of the obnoxious Yankees fan. POTD: 2/4/12 3/4/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschoolvikings Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Hilarious.I love it when A-Rod cries.First he cries, then he kisses his own reflection in a mirror, then he kisses gnarled-up old pop stars.Oh, and injects 'roids all the while. http://dstewartpaint.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrodsep Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Hilarious.I love it when A-Rod cries.First he cries, then he kisses his own reflection in a mirror, then he kisses gnarled-up old pop stars.Oh, and injects 'roids all the while.Come on man that's not fair it was his cousin's fault that he used steroids...oh and he girly slaps pitcher's gloves to get to 1st base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrodsep Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Hilarious.I love it when A-Rod cries."When AROD cries another angel gets his wings" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexter Morgan Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Hilarious.I love it when A-Rod cries.First he cries, then he kisses his own reflection in a mirror, then he kisses gnarled-up old pop stars.Oh, and injects 'roids all the while.Come on man that's not fair it was his cousin's fault that he used steroids...oh and he girly slaps pitcher's gloves to get to 1st base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Hilarious.I love it when A-Rod cries.Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. On 4/10/2017 at 3:05 PM, Rollins Man said: what the hell is ccslc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexter Morgan Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Hilarious.I love it when A-Rod cries.Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.A-Rod's career postseason numbers (54 games, 238 plate appearances):.302 AVG.409 OBP.568 SLG.977 OPS....hmmmm, well that doesn't fit that narrative, now does it?Bring up steroids, be my guest, because the Red Sox ended their 80 year postseason futility because of 2 juice heads. But the idea that A-Rod comes up short in the post-season.. well the numbers don't lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JQK Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Hilarious.I love it when A-Rod cries.First he cries, then he kisses his own reflection in a mirror, then he kisses gnarled-up old pop stars.Oh, and injects 'roids all the while.Come on man that's not fair it was his cousin's fault that he used steroids...oh and he girly slaps pitcher's gloves to get to 1st base. Ownage. Stay Tuned Sports Podcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCap Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Outstanding! You know it's a mesh adjustable hat too.You know it Everything he's posted thus far in this thread.Dude, lighten up. It's just a joke. Even a fellow Yankees fan thought it was funny. Calm down and enjoy the ride. PotD 26/2/12 1/7/15 2020 BASS Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Regular Season Champion 2021 BASS NFL Pick'em Regular Season Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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