Korkie Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 I don't know how much I agree with him, but I found it entertaining and fun to read. Jay Mohr Uniform Article "The views expressed here are mine and do not reflect the official opinion of my employer or the organization through which the Internet was accessed."Dr. Kelso: My son is a big baseball fan. Not so much playing it, but more the designing and sewing of uniforms.Tyler: That's neat.Dr. Kelso: No, it's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boardname Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Someone loved Any Given Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez Street Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 confusing article. Tried to figure out what exactly he would think looks good on a team. I guess he likes Silver and Black. Hey, Jay! That is why teams are all different so we don't have 32 Siler and black teams.I like Jay, but that article missed the mark. @DavidStreeter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gothamite Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 After much pondering and deliberating, I have decided that if I owned an NFL franchise I would have the team wear all-black uniforms. The helmets would be all black with nothing on them. The colors would be the same on the road as at home. The name of the team would be The Volcanoes. Unless they went on a really long losing streak. Then it would be changed to the Black Hole. What is he, five? What's with the "would, would, would" grammar school writing style? The Green Bay Packers Uniform Database! Now in a handy blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtrich11 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 After much pondering and deliberating, I have decided that if I owned an NFL franchise I would have the team wear all-black uniforms. The helmets would be all black with nothing on them. The colors would be the same on the road as at home. The name of the team would be The Volcanoes. Unless they went on a really long losing streak. Then it would be changed to the Black Hole.Volcanos in all black? Come on, the opportunities for accents of red and orange would be awesome. Jay, do not get directly involved in a team. We don't need another Jerry Glanville or Pat Croce makeovers. cafepress.com/artbyrichards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodboy13 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Huh. Jay Mohr's getting work. Interesting. Guess there's hope for Max Kellerman.Oh, and don't go on a three-paragraph jag about orange not belonging on a football uniform, and then rate the Bears as having one of the best unis in football, lest you immediately undercut what few shreds of credibility you had. On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said: For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA. PotD: 10/19/07, 08/25/08, 07/22/10, 08/13/10, 04/15/11, 05/19/11, 01/02/12, and 01/05/12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 What a train wreck that collection of laundry is. The Cardinals wear red, obviously, because that is the color of the bird. Sadly, Cardinals are not scary -- neither the bird nor the team -- unless you have to coach them.So... why are the uniforms terrible? --- Chris Creamer Founder/Editor, SportsLogos.Net  "The Mothership" • News • Facebook • X/Twitter • Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sc49erfan15 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 After reading the first two paragraphs, I concluded that this guy is a douche and didn't read the rest of the article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Dave Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 I think we're all a little dumber for having read that article. I award him 0 points, and may God have mercy on his soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Wow. Combine a poor man's Bill Simmons with a poor man's Paul Lukas and what you get is Jay Mohr. It's impossible to believe he was once on Saturday Night Live. Or, considering the show's current state, fitting that he was. 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopard88 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 I think you're all missing the boat. He appears to like the Ravens' unis (I think he meant "bad ass" and "scary" as compliments), so he obviously knows exactly what he is talking about. Most Liked Content of the Day -- February 15, 2017, August 21, 2017, August 22, 2017   /////    Proud Winner of the CCSLC Post of the Day Award -- April 8, 2008 Originator of the Upside Down Sarcasm Smilie -- November 1, 2005  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeD237 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 After much discussion with the guys from Queer Eye, I have decided that the worst uniforms in the NFL belong to:1. Seattle Seahawks: Nothing makes you want to play in the rain more than blue pants.The unis aren't that bad. At least there's not 50 different kinds of yellow/gold (Saints!) or an overuse of black (Lions!). The only thing I'd change about the Seahawks' unis is to cease and desist using the monochrome scheme. It just doesn't look right.White jersey + Blue pants = Blue jersey + White pants = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrared41 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 I think you're all missing the boat. He appears to like the Ravens' unis (I think he meant "bad ass" and "scary" as compliments), so he obviously knows exactly what he is talking about. If you ask me, Mohr liking the Ravens unis is proof positive that he has no idea what he's talking about. Jay should stick to stand-up, the occasional acting role, and calls to the jungle because his writing (regardless of his opinions) sucks. Â Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopard88 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 I think you're all missing the boat. He appears to like the Ravens' unis (I think he meant "bad ass" and "scary" as compliments), so he obviously knows exactly what he is talking about. If you ask me, Mohr liking the Ravens unis is proof positive that he has no idea what he's talking about. Jay should stick to stand-up, the occasional acting role, and calls to the jungle because his writing (regardless of his opinions) sucks.Is your bias based on your Ohio location? I suppose your hatred of the Browns' uniform is also "proof positive." As for Jay Mohr's career, I think it peaked with his Christopher Walken imitation on SNL. Most Liked Content of the Day -- February 15, 2017, August 21, 2017, August 22, 2017   /////    Proud Winner of the CCSLC Post of the Day Award -- April 8, 2008 Originator of the Upside Down Sarcasm Smilie -- November 1, 2005  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclopsis Joe Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Homer! I don't speak for democrats, democrats don't speak for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Jay Mohr has and always will suck, so I'm not even going to bother with the article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopard88 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Homer! Which one of us (assuming you mean me or infrared41)? Most Liked Content of the Day -- February 15, 2017, August 21, 2017, August 22, 2017   /////    Proud Winner of the CCSLC Post of the Day Award -- April 8, 2008 Originator of the Upside Down Sarcasm Smilie -- November 1, 2005  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brinkeguthrie Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 sounds like it was written by a high school kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojomiko Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 sounds like it was written by a high school kid. More like Junior High. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickV Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Jay Mohr has and always will suck, so I'm not even going to bother with the article. Couldnt have said it any better than that. He blows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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