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Okay, I understand naming a dog Espen, but this is a human being. This is their child. Go buy an animal and name it whatever the hell you want, don't name your kid after a sports network, idiots.

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20 years from now.... "People Vs. ESPN Montana Real" Charged in two counts of manslaughter.

"Will the defendant present his defense?"

"Yes Your Honor, I suffered years of mental abuse. I killed my parents because they named me after the Entertainment & Sports Programming Network. "

"How did you do it?"

"We kicked the TV into the swimming pool while it was tuned into Sports Center."

"We?" You weren't alone"

"No my sister Wingo Schwab and brother TiSiN Gretzky helped me."


"He was born in Canada."

"Case Dismissed."

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