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Okay, I understand naming a dog Espen, but this is a human being. This is their child. Go buy an animal and name it whatever the hell you want, don't name your kid after a sports network, idiots.

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Will one be named "Theocho" soon? :unsure:

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20 years from now.... "People Vs. ESPN Montana Real" Charged in two counts of manslaughter.

"Will the defendant present his defense?"

"Yes Your Honor, I suffered years of mental abuse. I killed my parents because they named me after the Entertainment & Sports Programming Network. "

"How did you do it?"

"We kicked the TV into the swimming pool while it was tuned into Sports Center."

"We?" You weren't alone"

"No my sister Wingo Schwab and brother TiSiN Gretzky helped me."

"Tisin?"

"He was born in Canada."

"Case Dismissed."

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

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I read a story about this a few years ago. Some guy named his daughter Espena or Espenita or something like that.

Sometimes, I really hate Americans.

1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said:

and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags

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When people get "clever" with baby names, do they fail to understand that the baby is going one day be a human and have to function in the real world? If you want to name someone ESPN, get a dog.

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I seriously thought that I should name my kid: "Randy Savage Zierer" (Randy Savage then my last name).

So, like, when the teacher asks if he's present during roll call:

"OHHHHHHHH YEAAAAHHHH!"

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Sometimes, I really hate Americans.

I knew it! Deep down you know you're an Islamofascist! Just admit it. :P

On January 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM, NJTank said:

Btw this is old hat for Notre Dame. Knits Rockne made up George Tip's death bed speech.

 

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