LMU Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Who among us here in 2010 hasn't sent or received genitals on a cell phone?raises hand. i do think sending a genital over the cell phone is quite difficult to do. Pictures is another thing but actually sending a genital. I don't know I wouldn't want to send or receive a genital over the phone. Especially if woman over the other end has the initials LB, who seems to be an expert in 'handling' the flesh.There's an app for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Is no one else picturing Farva having a bedroom with an entire wall devoted to the Diamond Dogs album cover?edit 1. I didn't think anyone would be able to picture the Pinups cover.edit 2. If only he'd allegedly pulled this trick after he signed with the Vikings. So many purple helmet jokes... Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Who among us here in 2010 hasn't sent or received genitals on a cell phone?This is why I keep refusing your requests to exchange numbers.+10 internets Back-to-Back Fatal Forty Champion 2015 & 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JQK Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 @Mrjimflorentine: The only thing smaller then Brett Favre's C**k is his Touchdown Pass total this season@Mrjimflorentine: Just saw Brett Favre Cell Phone C**k Pic. Just want to let him know I can lend him my old little league cupMy only contributions on this subject. I now leave. Stay Tuned Sports Podcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Oh, so now this is a dynamic. Sounds like it's about time for Patriots fans to come in and praise Tom Brady's spectacular, supermodel-penetrating dick. ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waleslax Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 This song should help clarify the situation: I promise it is both catchy and tasteful. Rob "I Drew A Smile On It With a Marker" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lights Out Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Apparently, Sterger wasn't the only one getting lewd texts from Favre. POTD: 2/4/12 3/4/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seadragon76 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Oh, so now this is a dynamic. Sounds like it's about time for Patriots fans to come in and praise Tom Brady's spectacular, supermodel-penetrating dick.I'm not a Patriots fan, but that is something I cannot pass up to say something stupid... I mean, Brady's foot long hot dog IS penetrating a supermodel (The only thing is that it cannot go too far unless he wants to impale her on his flesh stick).St. Farve, on the other hand, must be desperate for someone younger. Why else would he be sending lewd texts to young girls if his wife was good enough for him, hm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAD! Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 ... no wonder Favre was so enthused to sing "Pants on the Ground" I saw, I came, I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viper Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 The plot has thickened... now the NFL is investigating the matter.If the NFL finds Favre violated its personal conduct policy, he could be fined or even suspended. The league's policy allows it to punish a wide range of behavior, even that which is not illegal.Of all the ways for his starting streak to be brought to an end... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Apparently Roger Goodell has already seen it.Here is demonstrating the size. www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopCat Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 So what if he's been sending out pics of his 4th & inches, HE'S THE BEST QB OF ALL TIME! facebook | @thebugcollector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBTV Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 My Not GF (shut up, Lee) called me hysterical from outside a post office in NJ yesterday. Apparently a male postal worker started chatting her up while she was doing whatever the hell she was doing in there, and then asked her if he looked Italian. She said no, and he said that he is Italian, and all of the men in his family look exactly alike, then asked if he could show her a picture of his father so she could see how much they looked alike. She politely said "OK", and then he pulled out his cell and showed her a profile view of his little, hairy, erect, member. She freaks and runs out, calls me, then calls the postmaster (or maybe just the post office, not sure) and tells them what happened, then filed a complaint with the police. None of that really means anything, but since we're talking about cell phone pics of dicks, I thought I'd share. "The views expressed here are mine and do not reflect the official opinion of my employer or the organization through which the Internet was accessed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakwood Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 My Not GF (shut up, Lee) called me hysterical from outside a post office in NJ yesterday. Apparently a male postal worker started chatting her up while she was doing whatever the hell she was doing in there, and then asked her if he looked Italian. She said no, and he said that he is Italian, and all of the men in his family look exactly alike, then asked if he could show her a picture of his father so she could see how much they looked alike. She politely said "OK", and then he pulled out his cell and showed her a profile view of his little, hairy, erect, member. She freaks and runs out, calls me, then calls the postmaster (or maybe just the post office, not sure) and tells them what happened, then filed a complaint with the police. None of that really means anything, but since we're talking about cell phone pics of dicks, I thought I'd share.Sounds like a typical day in the lovely state of New Jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JQK Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Sounds like a typical day in the lovely state of New Jersey.Have you ever spent a typical day in New Jersey? Stay Tuned Sports Podcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieRose Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 SCANDALOUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DustDevil61 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 The only thing that would make this perfect is that some of these women were involved with ESPN, thus confirming what we knew all along about the network. http://i.imgur.com/Pyc5qRH.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/RDXvxFE.gif LED Sig Credits to packerfan21396 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedleyLamarr Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 My Not GF (shut up, Lee) called me hysterical from outside a post office in NJ yesterday. Apparently a male postal worker started chatting her up while she was doing whatever the hell she was doing in there, and then asked her if he looked Italian. She said no, and he said that he is Italian, and all of the men in his family look exactly alike, then asked if he could show her a picture of his father so she could see how much they looked alike. She politely said "OK", and then he pulled out his cell and showed her a profile view of his little, hairy, erect, member. She freaks and runs out, calls me, then calls the postmaster (or maybe just the post office, not sure) and tells them what happened, then filed a complaint with the police. None of that really means anything, but since we're talking about cell phone pics of dicks, I thought I'd share.So was he Italian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lights Out Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 The only thing that would make this perfect is that some of these women were involved with ESPN, thus confirming what we knew all along about the network.Unless we've been lied to all along, Ed Werder is not a woman. POTD: 2/4/12 3/4/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCap Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 So what if he's been sending out pics of his 4th & inches, HE'S THE BEST QB OF ALL TIME!You and ESPN keep telling yourselves that. PotD 26/2/12 1/7/15 2020 BASS Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Regular Season Champion 2021 BASS NFL Pick'em Regular Season Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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