The_Admiral Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Squatting on the Stanley Cup megathread because it's perennially a contender for thread of the year. Thread title in honor of the Blues unraveling like a cheap sweater, the grand farce that Toews and Kane are coming back 100%, and the general malaise and self-loathing that besets us all during this. And a badass riff. And Igor. Playoff bracket as of now, subject to change: FACKIN' MAWSHANN! v. Natural Rivals of the Florida Panthers Le seul espoir pour tout le Canada, même les merdes anglophones v. Maple Wings Sidney Crosby and the "I Didn't Do It" Dancers v. THE BEEJ Scott Arniel and the Columbus Blue Jackets v. Look, We Don't Know What We're Doing Here, Either The Anaheim Ducks v. Not the St. Patrick's Day Blackhawks The NHL's Best Fans v. Dynasty in the Making So Like We Still Have Sakic and Roy Right Okay Cool I Remember Them v. I Come from the Land of the Ice and Snow and the Stifling Culture of Nordic/Germanic Passive-Aggressive Judgment Arch Rivals v. A Passing Fad for Bros Named Chad ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOldRoman Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 So.. are we going without a Team Justice this year, or is that to be determined later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TorinK92 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 You managed to mixed my favourite band with my new least favourite thread, Admiral. Nice work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninersdd Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 What will you put if Phoenix sneaks in over Dallas? And yeah I knew for sure you were gonna put that about the Sharks. BEAR DOWN ARIZONA!2013/14 Tanks Picks Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Bunky Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 You managed to mixed my favourite band with my new least favourite thread, Admiral. Nice work.Silversun Pickups?What will you put if Phoenix sneaks in over Dallas? And yeah I knew for sure you were gonna put that about the Sharks.I don't know exactly, but something that has to do with the whole wannabe Canadian thing they got going down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollux Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 You have the Jackets there twice, although I'm fine with you forgetting the Big Apple Country Club. Arniel is in NY... And you should write "Le seul espoir" for the Habs. Four times IHL Nielson Cup Champions - Montréal Shamrocks (2008-2009 // 2009-2010 // 2012-2013 // 2014-2015) Five times TNFF Confederation Cup Champions - Yellowknife Eagles (2009 CC VI // 2010 CC VII // 2015 CC XII // 2017 CC XIV // 2018 CC XV) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted April 11, 2014 Author Share Posted April 11, 2014 It was a rip on the Nash/Dorsett/Brassard trade. ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charger77 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I don't have a team to cheer for in the playoffs, so I guess I will sublease my fandom for the next few months...Here are the teams I'd like to see win it all.Columbus - It would be awesome!Colorado - Worst to first under Patrick RoyIt would be neat if any of the following won.Pit, Chi, SJ or ANA.And a special place in my heart to who ever takes out Detroit. PotD May 11th, 2011looooooogodud: June 7th 2010 - July 5th 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sport Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 It blows my mind that the Rangers are as good as they are with so many wasteland-era Blue Jackets on their roster plus the worst head coach in the last five years running their power play.Anywhooo Blue Jackets lost Nathan Horton for the playoffs. He had abdominal surgery today, which really blows because he's a playoff monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbadefense1990 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 It would be neat if any of the following won.Pit, Chi, SJ or ANA.And a special place in my heart to who ever takes out Detroit.You have a special place for the team that beats the Red Wings, but consider it neat if Pittsburgh won. Interesting.Anyway, I have an obvious fixation as to my champion. But if not them, here are my top three preferred teams to win it all:1. Blue Jackets2. Sharks3. AvalancheAnd here are the teams that would make me harpoon myself in the skull if they won the Cup:3. Blackhawks (not really a hated team, but them winning it again? It's a fatigue thing.)2. Penguins1. Red WingsAnd the teams which would make me slam my head against a stucco wall for every day they're in the playoffs:1. Phoenix2. Glendale3. Coyotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanMcD29 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 In memory of last year's playoff thread name NEVER FORGET Twitter: @RyanMcD29 // College Crosse: Where I write, chat, and infograph lacrosse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninersdd Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I don't have a team to cheer for in the playoffs, so I guess I will sublease my fandom for the next few months...Here are the teams I'd like to see win it all.Columbus - It would be awesome!Colorado - Worst to first under Patrick RoyIt would be neat if any of the following won.Pit, Chi, SJ or ANA.And a special place in my heart to who ever takes out Detroit.Fortunately I haven't been in the situation of my team not being in the playoffs recently. However if not the Sharks, I don't want Anaheim, LA, Chicago, St. Louis, Dallas, Boston, Pittsburgh, and Detroit. Basically, I don't want any rivals and/or recent champs to win. BEAR DOWN ARIZONA!2013/14 Tanks Picks Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramerica Industries Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Playoff time. and the Rangers are there but the Lightning are not?RANGERS BANDWAGONING----Wait a minute, that's not the case this year. Woo-hoo!---In any case, for a team called the Maple Wings, do the Lightning inherit Toronto's choking mentality or Detroit's winning mentality? Dammit I'm so confused! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still MIGHTY Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I'm kind of disappointed with your effort on the Ducks, admiral. I mean hell, "Getzlaf's Bald Spot", "How long until Teemu kicks the bucket?", "Bruce Boudreau avoids the early flameout", "Real Hockey Players of Orange County", etc. Something! Otherwise, exemplary, as always.---My playoff rooting interest power rankings:1. Mighty Anaheim Ducks (duh, obvi. leggooooo.)2. Columbus Beej Jackets3. Whoever isn't San Jose/Los Angeles/Pittsburgh/Detroit4. Le Club de hockey Canadien5. St. Louis Blues6. Minnesota Wild7. Colorado Avalanche8. Tampa Bay Lightning9. Chicago Blackhawks10. Boston Bruins11. New York Rangers12. Philadelphia Flyers13. Dallas Stars | ANA | LAA | LAR | LAL | ASU | CSULB | USMNT | USWNT | LAFC | OCSC | MAN UTD | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Chicagiensis Delenda Est? On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Bunky Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I'm kind of disappointed with your effort on the Ducks, admiral. I mean hell, "Getzlaf's Bald Spot", "How long until Teemu kicks the bucket?", "Bruce Boudreau avoids the early flameout", "Real Hockey Players of Orange County", etc. Something! Otherwise, exemplary, as always.---My playoff rooting interest power rankings:1. Mighty Anaheim Ducks (duh, obvi. leggooooo.)2. Columbus Beej Jackets3. Whoever isn't San Jose/Los Angeles/Pittsburgh/Detroit4. Le Club de hockey Canadien5. St. Louis Blues6. Minnesota Wild7. Colorado Avalanche8. Tampa Bay Lightning9. Chicago Blackhawks10. Boston Bruins11. New York Rangers12. Philadelphia Flyers13. Dallas StarsI agree with this list 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCap Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 When push comes to shove anyone but San Jose ("NHL's Best Fans"? Seriously?), Boston (UGGGGG), or Detroit (die) would be fine.It would be neat if any of the following won.Pit, Chi, SJ or ANA.And a special place in my heart to who ever takes out Detroit.You have a special place for the team that beats the Red Wings, but consider it neat if Pittsburgh won. Interesting.Leafs fans really don't like the Red Wings and are generally neutral when it comes to the Penguins.And here are the teams that would make me harpoon myself in the skull if they won the Cup:3. Blackhawks (not really a hated team, but them winning it again? It's a fatigue thing.)2. Penguins1. Red WingsAnd the teams which would make me slam my head against a stucco wall for every day they're in the playoffs:1. Phoenix2. Glendale3. CoyotesStop trying so hard. PotD 26/2/12 1/7/15 2020 BASS Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Regular Season Champion 2021 BASS NFL Pick'em Regular Season Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twi Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 How do the worst posters always make the threads I'm interested in reading... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted April 12, 2014 Author Share Posted April 12, 2014 ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 To my fellow Blackhawks fans whom I enraged last year and showered with gloom and death, I have a new catchphrase this post-season:Also I'm glad the 'Yotes were screwed/Blues are melting down. Please let this persist indefinitely. Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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