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:censored: Ryan Garbutt. I hope he dies.

At least you'll always have your acute sense of perspective.

On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said:

For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA.

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While I haven't yet wished death on him (I have, however, wished comical injurious mishaps on Antoine Roussel), it really gets my goat that it's pronounced "Garbitt" when I want for all the world to hear "Gar-BUTT." Hee hee, butt.

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I didn't realize how many goons Dallas employed <_< (Although the word "goons" might be giving them too much credit.)

Honestly, I think the Ducks outplayed Dallas. (Take that for whatever bias you want.) They controlled the majority of play, but Lehtonen came up with a good game. Definitely a frustrating game, especially with all the post whistle crap.

I don't expect Lehtonen to play like that in consecutive games, and I expect the Ducks to get their :censored: together and not let little people like Antoine Roussel, Ryan Garbutt, and Trevor Daley get under their skin.

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Dear Lord,

Is there anything worse than listening to the stupid, moronic, completely blind Brian Heyward on a Ducks broadcast? Absolutely not! He has got to be the worst color guy in the history of sports. Oh yeah, he's that friggin' horrible! I have no idea who he has pictures of that he could blackmail, but there is no reason this guy should be anywhere near a microphone. The guy knows nothing about hockey and is the biggest whiney _itch sports has ever known. Heyward was the athlete that the nerds shoved in his locker and gave swirleys to.

 

 

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You guys need to apply more Black Humor into your lives. It makes things great.

Like Kevin Hart?

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I'm not going to watch any of those stupid Kevin Hart movies, and you can't make me.

EDIT: We're going to hell, Andy. Together.

On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said:

For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA.

PotD: 10/19/07, 08/25/08, 07/22/10, 08/13/10, 04/15/11, 05/19/11, 01/02/12, and 01/05/12.

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Dear Lord,

Is there anything worse than listening to the stupid, moronic, completely blind Brian Heyward on a Ducks broadcast? Absolutely not! He has got to be the worst color guy in the history of sports. Oh yeah, he's that friggin' horrible! I have no idea who he has pictures of that he could blackmail, but there is no reason this guy should be anywhere near a microphone. The guy knows nothing about hockey and is the biggest whiney _itch sports has ever known. Heyward was the athlete that the nerds shoved in his locker and gave swirleys to.

PPFFFFFFT.

And like Jim Fox is any good?

You guys need to apply more Black Humor into your lives. It makes things great.

Like Kevin Hart?

Kevin Hart couldn't be funny even if he pulled a Budd Dwyer

Like Louis C.K.

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Dear Lord,

Is there anything worse than listening to the stupid, moronic, completely blind Brian Heyward on a Ducks broadcast? Absolutely not! He has got to be the worst color guy in the history of sports. Oh yeah, he's that friggin' horrible! I have no idea who he has pictures of that he could blackmail, but there is no reason this guy should be anywhere near a microphone. The guy knows nothing about hockey and is the biggest whiney _itch sports has ever known. Heyward was the athlete that the nerds shoved in his locker and gave swirleys to.

First, it's Brian Hayward. Second, would you like to provide some examples? Look, I'll admit Hazy does get a little carried away, and can be very homerific his fair share of times, but if that's what you think of Hazy, then that's the Brian Heyward [sic] of message board posts.

And I'd take Hazy over Bob Miller's trained chimpanzee Jim Fox. (And Anze Kopitar? Take the puck to the net? and dishes to Carter? for the goal?)

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And Funky, I don't think you know what "Black Humor" or more appropriately "Gallows Humor" actually is...

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What about blue humor?

Maxim Lapierre fell in the Chicago River and received an EPA citation for polluting.

On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said:

For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA.

PotD: 10/19/07, 08/25/08, 07/22/10, 08/13/10, 04/15/11, 05/19/11, 01/02/12, and 01/05/12.

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there aren't exactly 30 Razor's that exist out there to do color commentary in this league. Most of us are fans of teams with irritating color guys, if not for the fans of the team then for others who may stumble across the telecast.

Hold on, I think Bobby Taylor just complained about the referees making a ticky-tack call for about the 30th time this week.

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Seriously, which color commentator hasn't been widely bitched about before, Razor aside? I'm cycling the league right now and every single name coming to mind sucks in some shape or form.

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I didn't realize how many goons Dallas employed <_< (Although the word "goons" might be giving them too much credit.)

Honestly, I think the Ducks outplayed Dallas. (Take that for whatever bias you want.) They controlled the majority of play, but Lehtonen came up with a good game. Definitely a frustrating game, especially with all the post whistle crap.

I don't expect Lehtonen to play like that in consecutive games, and I expect the Ducks to get their :censored: together and not let little people like Antoine Roussel, Ryan Garbutt, and Trevor Daley get under their skin.

What a load of BS. Did you even watch the game?

Roussel is a goon, the others not so much.

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I didn't realize how many goons Dallas employed <_< (Although the word "goons" might be giving them too much credit.)

Honestly, I think the Ducks outplayed Dallas. (Take that for whatever bias you want.) They controlled the majority of play, but Lehtonen came up with a good game. Definitely a frustrating game, especially with all the post whistle crap.

I don't expect Lehtonen to play like that in consecutive games, and I expect the Ducks to get their :censored: together and not let little people like Antoine Roussel, Ryan Garbutt, and Trevor Daley get under their skin.

What a load of BS. Did you even watch the game?

Roussel is a goon, the others not so much.

Did you even watch the game? Garbutt sliding into Robidas? Garbutt pushing his own net off? Oh, and don't forget that time Garbutt almost decapitated Dustin Penner eariler this year.

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