The_Admiral Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 "Okay, so we're going to surrender our own leverage because we can""wait what are we talking about I was staring at that one girl's jugs"FROM SEA TO SHINING SEEEEAAA Quote ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCap Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 They should just get the Coyotes to be the city's police and firefighters instead of using the money to hire actual ones. Budget crisis solved!I'd rather be mugged then "saved" by Mike Smith. Quote PotD 26/2/12 1/7/15 2020 BASS Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Regular Season Champion 2021 BASS NFL Pick'em Regular Season Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 If I wasn't convinced the Zetas were already planning to move in I would be busy finalizing my plans to establish an organized crime ring in Glendale. Quote On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltere Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 This has been more entertaining than anything involving the Coyotes on the ice in the last year Quote 1 hour ago, BringBackTheVet said: sorry sweetie, but I don't suck minor-league d CCSLC Post of the day September 3rd 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subi Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 They should just get the Coyotes to be the city's police and firefighters instead of using the money to hire actual ones. Budget crisis solved!I'd rather be mugged then "saved" by Mike Smith.Given how well he swings his stick, I bet he would be amazing with a nightstick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 So the arena manager is "obligated for due diligence and commercially reasonable et cetera.""Our fire chief had to close multiple fire houses this year and our police department can't hire new officers.""Well we tried to book Nickelodeon on Ice! We tried really hard!" 1 Quote 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCap Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 If I wasn't convinced the Zetas were already planning to move in I would be busy finalizing my plans to establish an organized crime ring in Glendale.If you go through with that drop me a line. Swindling these morons sounds easier then working. Quote PotD 26/2/12 1/7/15 2020 BASS Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Regular Season Champion 2021 BASS NFL Pick'em Regular Season Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanMcD29 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 If I wasn't convinced the Zetas were already planning to move in I would be busy finalizing my plans to establish an organized crime ring in Glendale.Too late apparently crime's skyrocketing in Glendale according to this guy Quote Twitter: @RyanMcD29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbadefense1990 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 This has been more entertaining than anything involving the Coyotes on the ice in the last year their entire franchise history since moving to Arizona.Fixed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltere Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 "Councilman Hugh you're on fire tonight." Baaaaadd timing for that analogy. Quote 1 hour ago, BringBackTheVet said: sorry sweetie, but I don't suck minor-league d CCSLC Post of the day September 3rd 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nash61 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 They should just get the Coyotes to be the city's police and firefighters instead of using the money to hire actual ones. Budget crisis solved!I'd rather be mugged then "saved" by Mike Smith.Given how well he swings his stick, I bet he would be amazing with a nightstick"But Paul Bissonette (aka BizNasty2.0) is amazing for the community!" Quote On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said: It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire. On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said: Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy. POTD 5/24/12, POTD 2/26/17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Spending millions to pay for hockey in the hope you'll generate funds to pay for police officers is dumb. These people are dumb. Quote 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbadefense1990 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 "Well we tried to book Nickelodeon on Ice! We tried really hard!"If it ended up being this hard for a Nick on ice event, imagine all the pain-in-the-#ss efforts needed to bring in a Disney production. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nash61 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Did I hear correctly that the Coyotes would cost FIVE TIMES what the Superbowl will every year? Quote On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said: It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire. On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said: Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy. POTD 5/24/12, POTD 2/26/17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subi Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 They should just get the Coyotes to be the city's police and firefighters instead of using the money to hire actual ones. Budget crisis solved!I'd rather be mugged then "saved" by Mike Smith.Given how well he swings his stick, I bet he would be amazing with a nightstick"But Paul Bissonette (aka BizNasty2.0) is amazing for the community!"Thats OFFICER BizNasty2.0 to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camden Crazy Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Sherwood needs to be punched in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCap Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 The Chinese have the right idea on this front. Quote PotD 26/2/12 1/7/15 2020 BASS Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Regular Season Champion 2021 BASS NFL Pick'em Regular Season Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Many businesses -- but we can't tell you who! -- say they're going to punch me in the balls if I don't vote for hockey.Eff you. Quote 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zpqmaowl Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Do I hear somebody's iPhone vibrating? Who let all these yuppies into this meeting with their Starbucks to tweet about it? Quote the worst helmets design to me is the Jacksonville jaguars hamlets from 1995 to 2012 because you can't see the logo vary wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I missed what everyone was laughing at. Fill me in.Do I hear somebody's iPhone vibrating? Who let all these yuppies into this meeting with their Starbucks to tweet about it?Seriously. OH WE'RE GETTING FIRED UP NOW!LIGHT EM UP UP UP 1 Quote Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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