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Wow.

We should start up a league. Surely we could come up with a more professional logo.

. . .then we design a website, create of list of prospective host cities (with a press conference to create some buzz), cash some checks and sit on the money and collect the interest for a year or two before shutting it down. I think we can make a go of it. I volunteer to be the "interested investor" in the Lehigh Valley market (since Baltimore already has a team in that other fall professional league).

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I'm staking claim to New England and Los Angeles.

There's precedent: at one point in the American Football League's history, Ralph Wilson owned the Buffalo Bills and was providing secret financial assistance to Billy Sullivan and Al Davis to keep the Patriots and Raiders afloat. Me? I'm being up-front about by conflict of interest.

So, say hello to the Boston Blitz and Los Angeles Condors. Hopefully, they'll meet in the championship.

Oh... and if you attempt to nix my multiple franchise ownership, I'll be forced to launch yet another fly-by-night football league.

See you at the owners' meetings, gentlemen.

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I'm staking claim to New England and Los Angeles.

There's precedent: at one point in the American Football League's history, Ralph Wilson owned the Buffalo Bills and was providing secret financial assistance to Billy Sullivan and Al Davis to keep the Patriots and Raiders afloat. Me? I'm being up-front about by conflict of interest.

So, say hello to the Boston Blitz and Los Angeles Condors. Hopefully, they'll meet in the championship.

Oh... and if you attempt to nix my multiple franchise ownership, I'll be forced to launch yet another fly-by-night football league.

See you at the owners' meetings, gentlemen.

I counter by placing teams in Vancouver, Seattle, Portland OR, and San Francisco (just in case).

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I'm staking claim to New England and Los Angeles.

There's precedent: at one point in the American Football League's history, Ralph Wilson owned the Buffalo Bills and was providing secret financial assistance to Billy Sullivan and Al Davis to keep the Patriots and Raiders afloat. Me? I'm being up-front about by conflict of interest.

So, say hello to the Boston Blitz and Los Angeles Condors. Hopefully, they'll meet in the championship.

Oh... and if you attempt to nix my multiple franchise ownership, I'll be forced to launch yet another fly-by-night football league.

See you at the owners' meetings, gentlemen.

I counter by placing teams in Vancouver, Seattle, Portland OR, and San Francisco (just in case).

You have my full and unconditional support until such time as it no longer serves my purposes to extend it to you.

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I've got dibs on Chicago, Milwaukee, Indianapolis, Minneapolis, and Western Michigan.

I'm leaving St. Louis for rams80, and I wouldn't touch Detroit with a 10-meter cattle prod.

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I got Philadelphia.

I'd also like to claim Long Beach of California of the United States in North America including Barrow, Alaska.

And while we're at it, give me New York so that I can stock them with fifth graders.

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Dibs on Champaign, St. Louis, and Louisville

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I wonder what happens if they get an outright lousy "buy rate" across the board? If the top eight cities average, say, 100 of these reservations apiece, then will it dawn on them that they're throwing money down a hole?

You're missing the brilliance in the plan. Until the plug is pulled, they will be earning interest on all of those deposits. It's genius, I tell you.

Yeah, but will the 12 cents they earn be worth it?

And I call dibs on the commissioner's chair. You guys are going to need a front man. LOL

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I am pretty much calling dibs on Atlanta and all of Texas.

So atlanta has been claimed? Then I present to everyone...

The Atlanta Krunk Wolverines of Anaheim.

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