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Adrian Peterson must have an account at HFBoards, because this thread about the Original Six is full of hurt butts:

http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=1767879

I was in LA a few weeks ago and took in the Kings' manhandling of the Oilers - the into-prump-up/whatever video was a montage of all the great moments in the history of the franchise, and even as a hockey fan of over 25 years, it floored me to realize that there was almost fifty years of NHL history in LA, but it might as well mean nothing because they aren't original six. You don't see the Astros or Angels or Mets of MLB, the NBA's former ABA teams, or the pre-merger AFL teams struggling for legitimacy this way decades later...

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The only people I've ever seen complain about the "Original Six" as a concept have been fans of the "Next Six" teams.

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Incredible amount of pretending not to know who Keith Olbermann is, too.

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kihekah19 wonders who could replace Don Maloney and Dave Tippett:

I think they are both here next year. Would like to see Keenan in place of Tippett, maybe just because I wanted Keenan initially, but I honestly think he'd be great with the youth that we've got coming up.

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Yeah, all that youth we have coming up with their disgusting hopes and dreams... Iron Mike will fix 'em!

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HFboards reacts predictably to PerdPorn: imply that it was just a good-natured practical joke gone wrong and not unprofessionalism/incompetence, then a Panthers fan complains that the mods should delete the thread. Had it happened to the Sabres, the Oilers, or some other team that plays where it snows, the thread would be allowed to stay, it would go 30 pages, and everyone would say that the team should forfeit a first-round pick for it.

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My favorite part of that thread:

If this was an experiment to find ways of increasing the attention of the average male viewer during the slower portions of the game, it failed.

Just, what.

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This is rich:

Reminder: "Rags" can be used as an abbreviation for "Rangers," but any trolling uses of the word or inclusion of a dollar sign will be removed and subject to possible additional moderator action.

The reply is richer:

The term "Rags" shouldn't be allowed at all. It's derogatory. No Rangers fan calls them the Rags. Not a single one.

New Yorkers aren't as tough as they used to be. First we have to keep them in our prayers every time they get six goddamn inches of snow, and now a nickname needs to be banned from a message board.

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Are you still allowed to call the the Quebecois Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys or bad hockey fans?

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"Chain-smoking relocationist vultures" is the preferred nomenclature.

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Yeah. I mean having the largest French population that's never surrendered to Germany is a pillar of Canadian national pride!

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This is happening:

This thread is bizarre. People commending Arizona for "rebuilding" and slamming Buffalo for tanking, when discussing the exact same types of moves. Everything that you have commended Arizona for doing - dismantling a core that wasn't getting it done, selling off UFAs for good value in futures - is no more or less than what Buffalo has done.

At the end of the season, Buffalo is on track to finish with about the same point total as last year. Arizona is going to be 30-40 (!) points worse than last season. And Buffalo is the team that actively decided to tank. Whatever.

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So the only move Peter [Chiarelli] has made is waive and lose [Craig Cunningham] for nothing? He better be run out of town...

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hey admiral, do you have a email adress where i can shoot you a word or two ?

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Bruins fans on HFBoards: "Trade Caron! We'll be lucky to get anything for him! He's a scrub!"

Bruins trade Jordan Caron

Bruins fans on HFBoards: "WTF? Toss in the towel. Chiarelli screwed this team. #FireChiarelli!!!one"

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