Cujo Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Just when you think the Vikings season couldn't get any worse . . .Vikings allegedly had sex party on boatsSo far, authorities have singled out Fred Smoot as one of the players who had reserved one of the boats, but I am more than interested to hear what other Minnesota players were involved on the "Love Boat".It also looks like this will all but mark the end of Mike Tice's tenure as Vikings Head Coach at season's end, as it seems he has completly lost touch with his players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sc49erfan15 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Bryant McKinnie at a sex party.*shudders*Anybody got the vomit smiley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBGKon Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Bryant McKinnie at a sex party.*shudders*Anybody got the vomit smiley? i do and heres an extra on for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seadragon76 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Now, this is classic...What? Their wives and girlfriends were'nt good enough for them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrdevil Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 See the Vikings have been scoring this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nwtrailtrekker Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 See the Vikings have been scoring this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiddySicks Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 So the Vikings have been Vulcanizing the Whoppie Stick in the Ham Wallet eh? How is this even close to a shock? On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said: She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitaminD Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Throw in a mound of the fine Colombian, and you've got the Dallas Cowboys' Northern Base of Operations. Of course, those guys actually played good football and won a Super Bowl here and there before setting up the White House and running afoul of the law. Maybe the Vikes should wait a bit before they rent the Sex Boats, eh? "Start spreading the news... They're leavin' today... Won't get to be a part of it... In old New York..."In order for the Mets' run of 12 losses in 17 games to mean something, the Phillies still had to win 13 of 17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilbert Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 The Vikings were Horny! If you dont get the joke, think about it until I say its time to come out of your room Signature intentionally left blank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Love, exciting and new We?ve won just 1 of 4. We're not expecting much more. Love, life's sweetest reward. Let it flow, even though we?ve won just 1 of 4 Coach Tice soon will be look for another job The Love Boat promises something for everyone Set a course for adventure, Get our mind of footballDaunte Culpepper?s soloMissing Moss won't hurt anymore It's an open smile on a friendly shore. Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!) Beats Turning it over any dayThe Vikings soon will sailing for LA Might as well act like we live there already Set a course for adventure, Your mind on a new romance. Losing won't hurt anymore It's barely legal hooker and some drugs and boozeIt's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's the Love Boat-ah! It's the Love Boat-ah!Take the Bears and the points this weekend. www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JQK Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 So the Vikings have been Vulcanizing the Whoppie Stick in the Ham Wallet eh? Someone's been listening to the new Bloodhound Gang song... Stay Tuned Sports Podcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsfan39 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 So the Vikings have been Vulcanizing the Whoppie Stick in the Ham Wallet eh? Someone's been listening to the new Bloodhound Gang song... Beat me to it. Figures Smoot is behind it, I once saw him pick up a chick here at a barbershop using the line "I play for the redskins" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cujo Posted October 13, 2005 Author Share Posted October 13, 2005 Bryant McKinnie at a sex party.*shudders*Anybody got the vomit smiley? Ummm yeah. Too much information there, hoss.Running back Mewelde Moore said he attended the cruise, but didn't see any sex acts or other improper behavior."Nothing happened," Moore said of the boat party, which was planned, organized and paid for by the 2005 rookie class. "They got it all wrong."Asked if he saw strippers or sex on his boat, Moore said, "Sex? What are you talking about? That's crazy. Look man, I'm engaged. That would put me in trouble."Engaged?? ... not for long, my friend. Come on Mewelde, we're not stupid. If you see fellow teammates getting lap dances and hummers from strippers in the middle of some desolate lake, you're not just gonna stand back and watch, especially if you have the perfect aliby like being engaged. Please!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moser316 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 You're not surprised, are you? Vikings are supposed to rape and pillage when not playing football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGivens87 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Now, this is classic...What? Their wives and girlfriends were'nt good enough for them? when it comes to some pro athletes, why stop with just the wife/girlfriend? I'm not condoning it, but that's the way some of them are. A large cheese pizza, just for me.New England's source for soccer newsAnd hey, I made it to ESPN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gosioux76 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 You're not surprised, are you? Vikings are supposed to rape and pillage when not playing football I was waiting for that line. I was avoiding bringing it up myself. Pretty appropriate, though, under the circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 The Vikings mistroubles makes me forget all about the Pack's horrible season so far. And please, please, don't fire Tice! Proud owner of the Utah Pioneers of the Continnental Baseball League.PACKER BACKER FOREVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronChefShark Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 wow, this sounds like something the MLF's San Jose Gold Miners would pull....*runs* US state flag concepts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigga Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 And Playmakers was cancelled because it didn't represent REAL football? Come on! On January 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM, NJTank said: Btw this is old hat for Notre Dame. Knits Rockne made up George Tip's death bed speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seadragon76 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 I know... Playmakers was a decent series, dammit.Anyhow, it's just crazy that they did this. I heard politicians in Minnesota are in a major uproar over this (Go figure).Then again, this is the only time they'll get an easy win... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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