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Evander Holyfield will fight Nikolai Valuev - all 7'6" of him - for the WBA Heavyweight title in December.

Holyfield's 46 for those wondering. I really fear for this man's life in this fight; it has all the makings of an Ivan Drago/Apollo Creed-like beating.

Or he could pull a Foreman.

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Evander Holyfield will fight Nikolai Valuev - all 7'6" of him - for the WBA Heavyweight title in December.

Holyfield's 46 for those wondering. I really fear for this man's life in this fight; it has all the makings of an Ivan Drago/Apollo Creed-like beating.

Valuev in the 6th round by KO.

so long and thanks for all the fish.

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I like how he's covering his face in this picture even though his opponent would have to jump just to be able to reach his face.

That looks like Mike Tyson Punch Out

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Holy Lord and Jesus...that is the scariest (hairiest?) looking motherfunker I've ever seen.

I'm with Mac, this is gonna be some Rocky IV stuff. Valuev in 2, by fatality.

On January 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM, NJTank said:

Btw this is old hat for Notre Dame. Knits Rockne made up George Tip's death bed speech.

 

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So to review, is it ethical or legal to take out a life insurance policy on someone you have never met and never will?

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hmmm...how long until the WWE signs him and we see him fighting the Great Khali or the Big Show....or better yet...the Moscow Mauler Vladimir Kozlov! lol :D

I've got a better idea, have all of them form a faction. Heck, night as well add the Undertaker and Kane as well. ^_^

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Well, he hasn't killed anyone yet...so that's good right?

I youtubed some of his bouts. He's not that talented of a fighter, he's just massive (and hairy), Evander's old ass just needs to be able to get out of the way of Valuev's slow ass punches. Because if they connect, it's gonna hurt something awful.

On January 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM, NJTank said:

Btw this is old hat for Notre Dame. Knits Rockne made up George Tip's death bed speech.

 

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Well, he hasn't killed anyone yet...so that's good right?

I youtubed some of his bouts. He's not that talented of a fighter, he's just massive (and hairy), Evander's old ass just needs to be able to get out of the way of Valuev's slow ass punches. Because if they connect, it's gonna hurt something awful.

That was Apollo's strategy....

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Or he could pull a Foreman.

Only if he plans on smashing the guy's face in with a countertop grilling device. Otherwise, it's time for Evander to wave bye-bye to those last few remaining thoughts still rattling around in his head. This is gonna be an "avert your eyes" type of display.

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Well, he hasn't killed anyone yet...so that's good right?

I youtubed some of his bouts. He's not that talented of a fighter, he's just massive (and hairy), Evander's old ass just needs to be able to get out of the way of Valuev's slow ass punches. Because if they connect, it's gonna hurt something awful.

That was Apollo's strategy....

Bingo.

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