The_Admiral Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 The Oilers have been lost in the wilderness for a few years, so it's appropriate. ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sport Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Oil Manipulation? So the Oiler is a massage therapist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildwing64 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Oil Manipulation? So the Oiler is a massage therapist?COME TO ME FOR OIL MASSAGE, BITCH. PotD: 24/08/2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian in Boston Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 The saving grace about this entire ill-conceived promotional campaign is that these piss-poor creations will slowly roll-out over the course of the next month, make their appearance during this year's NHL All-Star Game festivities and then promptly be consigned to the waste-bin of sports marketing history. The chances that any of these "Guardians" will have an extended shelf-life are slim and none. This campaign is the NHL's version of MLB's Turn Ahead The Clock uniforms and logos: soon to be forgotten by all but the most die-hard of sports branding enthusiasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 I hope each gets his own prestige-format graphic novel, just like NFL SuperPro. Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illwauk Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 someone want to tell the NHL where edmonton is located... this is from the oilers bio"The Oiler" is serious in a way that only a guy living on the outskirts of the most northern Canadian metropolis can be. He's gritty and tough like the roughneck oilrig workers he mostly associates with. He loves getting his hands dirty and not only doesn't he shy away from hard, physical work, he relishes it. He spends a majority of his time roaming the Northwest Territories. He's most happy when he's exploring the vast northern wilderness.I suppose they think that Toronto is in Manitoba, too.Whoo-hoo, 100th post in my own thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Does Art Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Hi, how are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nash61 Posted January 9, 2011 Author Share Posted January 9, 2011 So, what is the Flame supposed to do now? On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said: It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire. On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said: Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy. POTD 5/24/12, POTD 2/26/17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 So, what is the Flame supposed to do now?Be with you wherever you go, give you whatever you want. ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sport Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 I guess they were going for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 I guess they were going for thisMrs. Leeds demon seed indeed www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 master matter manipulatorSo he can push boxes around. Good for him. On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nash61 Posted January 9, 2011 Author Share Posted January 9, 2011 Underworld maverick of the Garden StateSomehow, the word "garden" accompanying a fire-breathing demon creature just isn't doing it for me. On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said: It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire. On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said: Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy. POTD 5/24/12, POTD 2/26/17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JQK Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Yea... i dig that one. Sorry.The others have been silly, this one is actually pretty decent. Stay Tuned Sports Podcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigga Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 "Underworld maverick of the garden state..." Hmmm, there's a mob reference in there somewhere. On January 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM, NJTank said: Btw this is old hat for Notre Dame. Knits Rockne made up George Tip's death bed speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalktoChuck Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Yea... i dig that one. Sorry.The others have been silly, this one is actually pretty decent.I agree, and at leat the powers this one has make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JQK Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 "Underworld maverick of the garden state..." Hmmm, there's a mob reference in there somewhere.Couldn't you see JD fighting mob bosses, burning capos to death with his fire breath of hell? Manipulating matter and twisting hitmen into pretzels? This s**t writes itself... Stay Tuned Sports Podcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedleyLamarr Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 MOD DELETE: Let's focus on the relative merits of the Guardian Project heroes, gentlemen. No need to turn this into a pissing-contest based upon regional stereotyping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JQK Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 MOD DELETE: Let's focus on the relative merits of the Guardian Project heroes, gentlemen. No need to turn this into a pissing-contest based upon regional stereotyping. Stay Tuned Sports Podcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 He got Hedley right in the bazamagool! ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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