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So the other day, I was bored, and my laptop battery was dead. The wife's computer was plugged in on the coffee table, so I logged onto her computer.

A couple of days later, she goes through her history file looking for a web address for some clothing store she looked at and she yells at me -

What is Chriscreamer.com? Is it porn?

And I have two options -

Tell her I've been visiting a message board where people heatedly talk almost exclusively about the minutae of sports jerseys and logos? Or option 2 -

Sorry honey - it's porn.

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I fail to see what the consequences of admitting to being a sports nerd are. Just tell her the truth.

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I fail to see what the consequences of admitting to being a sports nerd are. Just tell her the truth.

Are you dumb?

Telling her it is porn will result in a far lesser argument than the truth. He tells the truth and that will turn into a "Why don't you spend more time with/attention to me?" fight. With porn, he gets to attempt to make her do kinky stuff.

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Yes it is porn. Porn for the people faithful to detail. Porn for the people who know what chain stitching is. Porn for the sports fan. I occasionally scream from the top of high mountains "Sports Logos Are My Porn!" and people nearby look at me and nod with a sense of understanding.

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So the other day, I was bored, and my laptop battery was dead. The wife's computer was plugged in on the coffee table, so I logged onto her computer.

A couple of days later, she goes through her history file looking for a web address for some clothing store she looked at and she yells at me -

What is Chriscreamer.com? Is it porn?

And I have two options -

Tell her I've been visiting a message board where people heatedly talk almost exclusively about the minutae of sports jerseys and logos? Or option 2 -

Sorry honey - it's porn.

I clicked on this topic so that I could yell at someone for posting a non-specific topic title, but then I actually read your post. Yeah... that has happened. I get looks at work too if I accidentally leave a tab open when I have to send screen shots to people, and all it says is "Chris Creamer...".

I fail to see what the consequences of admitting to being a sports nerd are. Just tell her the truth.

Being on this site has nothing to do with being a sports nerd. It's jakass sports nerds like you who ruin it for those of us who enjoy discussing logos, design, and marketing.

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She couldve prolly clicked on the link to you know, check? Just a thought. My wife thought the name was weird too and I had to do some very quick explaining.

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I fail to see what the consequences of admitting to being a sports nerd are. Just tell her the truth.

Being on this site has nothing to do with being a sports nerd. It's jakass sports nerds like you who ruin it for those of us who enjoy discussing logos, design, and marketing.

To be fair Vet, I think by "sports nerd" he may have meant being a uniform geek. I'm not saying he isn't a jackass who detracts from the overall enjoyment of the CCSLC experience, he just may not have been that jackass in this particular case. Then again, I could be wrong.

 

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Funny, my wife is fully aware of what this site is and what it's all about, and yet STILL refers to it as porn...sports porn. <_<

Just to prove a point she decided to buy a couple of sports jerseys and model them just to get me in the mood. Trouble is she thought any jersey would do.

I informed her that as a Red Sox fan that a Yankees jersey was worse than a glass of ice water to the crotch.

She sarcastically replied that I say "F#(% the Yankees!" :cursing: all the time and that this would just be a more tangible interpretation of that statement.

Point for the wife. I hate when she gets all boilerplate psychologist on me.

Okay, fine. It's porn.

I'm still not giving it up.

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

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