Roger Clemente Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I've kept the current 30 teams, but added 6 more. Here are the proposed divisions: GOLISANO CONFERENCEADAMS DIVISION:Anaheim DucksCalgary FlamesColumbus Blue JacketsNew York RangersRegina WolvesWashington CapitalsNORRIS DIVISION:Alaska SealsChicago BlackhawksNew York IslandersOttawa SenatorsTampa Bay LightningYucatan WarriorsSMYTHE DIVISION:Albuquerque RoadrunnersNew Jersey DevilsMontreal CanadiensKansas City ScoutsSan Jose SharksVancouver CanucksSNIDER CONFERENCEPATRICK DIVISION:Buffalo SabresFlorida PanthersMare Tranquillitatis MarinersMinnesota WildPhoenix CoyotesSt. Louis BluesBALLARD DIVISION:Boston BruinsCarolina HurricanesEdmonton OilersLos Angeles KingsNashville PredatorsPittsburgh PenguinsWIRTZ DIVISION:Atlanta ThrashersDallas StarsColorado AvalancheDetroit Red WingsPhiladelphia FlyersToronto Maple LeafsSeasons will be 80 games. 4 games each against your 5 division rivals. 2 games each against the other 30 teams.Top 14 teams in Conference make playoffs. Seeds 1 and 2 get first round byes. Division winners get 1, 2, 3 seeds.Because of the complete disregard for geographic grouping, travel should be somewhat equal.This probably couldn't take effect until 2012 at the earliest in regards to the creation of a convenient travel option so people can play at the H&R Block Arena in Mare Tranquillitatis.Enjoy.--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzzcut Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 [Ferdinand von Zeppelin as played on Monty Python]REALIGNMENT?!??!?? REALIGNMENT IS FOR KIDDIE WINKIES!!!! IF YOU WANNA DISCUSS REALIGNMENT, THEN GET OUTSIDE!!!! The CCSLC's resident Geelong Cats fan. Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends. Sounds like something from a Rocky & Bullwinkle story arc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMU Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Tells you about the economic situation when Mare Tranquillitatis gets a team before Winnipeg or Hartford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 [Ferdinand von Zeppelin as played on Monty Python]REALIGNMENT?!??!?? REALIGNMENT IS FOR KIDDIE WINKIES!!!! IF YOU WANNA DISCUSS REALIGNMENT, THEN GET OUTSIDE!!!!I'm going to take a wild guess and say you never even read my post...--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred T. Jane Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 With a name like "Mariners," I think they should be based in Wyoming.I think Lamicus could help with the ID package. Just sayin'... [Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008 Attention: In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your stay at the CCSLC, the reader is advised that the above post may contain large amounts of sarcasm, dry humour, or statements which should not be taken in any true sort of seriousness. As a result, the above poster absolves himself of any and all blame in the event that a forum user responds to the aforementioned post without taking the previous notice into account. Thank you for your cooperation, and enjoy your stay at the CCSLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlinfan Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dear Sir,Your proposed realignment plan does not include a team in Quebec, Winnipeg and/or Hartford. According to the CCSLC unwritten code of ethics, any realignment thread regarding the National Hockey League shall include a minimum of two franchises relocating from the Sun Belt to Canada or Hartford.<3,marlinfan 1997 | 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAD! Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Damn it, the Penguins should be playing in Puerto Toro, Chile.... I saw, I came, I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zig Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 You know what, this could actually work. You had a stroke of genius here Roger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Where are the Krunk Wolverines?I call foul. Back-to-Back Fatal Forty Champion 2015 & 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitaminD Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Needs stripes. "Start spreading the news... They're leavin' today... Won't get to be a part of it... In old New York..."In order for the Mets' run of 12 losses in 17 games to mean something, the Phillies still had to win 13 of 17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian in Boston Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Serenity, now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH42XCC Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I mean, seriously, an NHL team in Mare Tranquillitatis, which is on our moon?And an NHL team in Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula? Are you kidding me?This "REEL, LINE, MINT" plan will never EVER see the light of day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrdevil Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I mean, seriously, an NHL team in Mare Tranquillitatis, which is on our moon?And an NHL team in Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula? Are you kidding me?This "REEL, LINE, MINT" plan will never EVER see the light of day!Right over someones head. BTW, I love the idea of the Ballard and Wirtz divisions. Perhaps the Patrick division can be renamed the John Spano division. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maz Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Its all good except maybe change the names of the conferences. And putting the Flyers and Pens in different divisions aint so good an idea either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred T. Jane Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Right over someones head. This is what you're looking for:BTW, I love the idea of the Ballard and Wirtz divisions. Perhaps the Patrick division can be renamed the John Spano division.Yet there's no Alan Eagleson Division, either. As big of a travesty as humanly possible. [Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008 Attention: In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your stay at the CCSLC, the reader is advised that the above post may contain large amounts of sarcasm, dry humour, or statements which should not be taken in any true sort of seriousness. As a result, the above poster absolves himself of any and all blame in the event that a forum user responds to the aforementioned post without taking the previous notice into account. Thank you for your cooperation, and enjoy your stay at the CCSLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew22 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Your forgetting one team the Hartford Crunk Wolverines HC of Quebec. Eagles/Heels/Dawgs/Falcons/Hawks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budbowl77 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 If the Islanders and Rangers and Devils aren't in the same division you can call the whole thing off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBTV Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Its all good except maybe change the names of the conferences. And putting the Flyers and Pens in different divisions aint so good an idea either.Philadelphia / Pittsburgh is not a rivalry in Philadelphia.As for this realignment plan, I can't believe Idaho didn't get a team. "The views expressed here are mine and do not reflect the official opinion of my employer or the organization through which the Internet was accessed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzzcut Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 [Ferdinand von Zeppelin as played on Monty Python]REALIGNMENT?!??!?? REALIGNMENT IS FOR KIDDIE WINKIES!!!! IF YOU WANNA DISCUSS REALIGNMENT, THEN GET OUTSIDE!!!!I'm going to take a wild guess and say you never even read my post...--Roger "Time?" Clemente.I most certainly did read your proposal. As a matter of fact, IT STINKS!!!! The CCSLC's resident Geelong Cats fan. Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends. Sounds like something from a Rocky & Bullwinkle story arc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMU Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I mean, seriously, an NHL team in Mare Tranquillitatis, which is on our moon?And an NHL team in Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula? Are you kidding me?This "REEL, LINE, MINT" plan will never EVER see the light of day!I think the great Keith Jackson says it best when describing this complete obliviousness.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NELLY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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