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is it a coincidence hes 7'9'' and is number 79?

Nah, it was the only jersey the equipment manager had that could fit him. Neat coincidence ain't it!

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is it a coincidence hes 7'9'' and is number 79?

*slap*

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Part of the reason he's so uncoordinated is because of his feet. In China, they didn't have shoes to fit him(kind of odd coincidence, considering everything comes from china anyways). Therefore, his toes literally curled under his feet, the bones very visible through the skin(his toes were floppy, basically). They literally had to grind the bones down on his feet, if I remember correctly.

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He may have me by 9 inches.

I bet he's taller than you, too.

WHAMMY!

Part of the reason he's so uncoordinated is because of his feet. In China, they didn't have shoes to fit him(kind of odd coincidence, considering everything comes from china anyways). Therefore, his toes literally curled under his feet, the bones very visible through the skin(his toes were floppy, basically). They literally had to grind the bones down on his feet, if I remember correctly.

that would be correct, those were the most disgusting feet I've ever seen, ewwww!

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Part of the reason he's so uncoordinated is because of his feet. In China, they didn't have shoes to fit him(kind of odd coincidence, considering everything comes from china anyways). Therefore, his toes literally curled under his feet, the bones very visible through the skin(his toes were floppy, basically). They literally had to grind the bones down on his feet, if I remember correctly.

Unfortuantely, when they mass produce shoes, they don't think about making them the size for a guy 7'-9" tall.

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The documentary on him was incredible. They showed the surgery to remove the main part of the tumor, and how he is still being treated for a small piece that is on an artery. Now that his pituitary has stopped going nuts, he is just starting puberty! This is one of the big reasons he could never get in any kind of shape, so hopefully his conditioning will improve dramatically over the next several months. Whether or not he has the actual athleticism needed for the NBA remains to be seen.

They also showed him living in an apartment with some of his teammates. The only think I could think of to describe it was that old Sesame Street song "one of these things is not like the others... one of these things is not quite the same."

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His nickname is "Big Honey".

I'm not sure why that is though.

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Watching him hold the basketball reminds me of team handball players in the Olympics.

Which leads to an obvious follow-up: Yes, I actually watched team handball in the Olympics. No, I'm not a huge team handball fan, but I was curious.

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Can he jump?

Let me just say he lost the opening tap to a 6'9? forward

Considering that he lost the tip to a guy that was a foot shorter than he was, I'd say no. But then again, when you're 7'9" you don't need to jump. You just reach.

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